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in-trance-we-trust: hedwigofthetardis: im-justa-cold-beer-drinkerr: plot-twist-im-gay: superwholock-slytherinmerlin: theroguefeminist: 3brokenstrings: aunteeblazer: omg I just saved an entire week worth of science class.thank you tumblr cool
burnings: HELP THIS PERSON JUST TEXTED ME AND THEY WON’T BELIEVE IM NOT JORGE OMG
vesticle: AW LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF LOOK AT THAT LIL SMILE OMG I CAN JUST FEEL THE HAPPINESS THIS DOG IS BEAUTIFUL OMG The sad thing about this is that he can draw better than me…
I was looking back at my infinite fancams and im choking because in one of them while im screaming out to sunggyu and calling him baby the girl in front of me is taking a picture of her dad and i just cant ahaHa
denselessly: coffeeandchapstick how dare you i just lost my shit omgf I saw it and i couldnt breatheeee lsnslanskzkanakn i miss laughing about stupid shit omg
Ugh no omo but 2 days ago I got “white boy wasted” and after was like omg I’m not drinking again for another month……….And now my mom is dragging me to this concert I don’t want to go to (while still nursing this hangover)
celestial-petal: loveherdekay: anierous-sunblade: illisweats: illisweats: boilingheart: okay so i just found this website to diagnose how much you have “sinned” (link is here) and so i decided just for kicks I’d put my name in and im w h
fats: This is what a fat person looks like sitting down. Im round and full and my body doesn’t change just because I “suck it in”. Nobody is interested in seeing me grab my belly and say “see omg we all have rolls just be yourself!” This body
torta-sensations: unfortunate-addiction: koblala: loverrtits: low-key-personified: missbrocks: 28xs: successfulling:lolust: this is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen I just cried 😔 omggggg :(((( This has made me cry so much omg Wow IM
masturbatewithacheesegrater: Do you ever get those moments where youre like OMG IM GONNA BE PRETTY IM GONNA BUY REALLY NICE MAKE UP AND DO MY HAIR NICE EVERYDAY AND WEAR CUTE CLOTHES STARTING TOMRROW IM GONNA DO IT and then the next morning u just roll
nashtonim5: hedwigofthetardis: im-justa-cold-beer-drinkerr: plot-twist-im-gay: superwholock-slytherinmerlin: theroguefeminist: 3brokenstrings: aunteeblazer: omg I just saved an entire week worth of science class.thank you tumblr cool spiders
magicalmaura: “i just ate 3 pieces of pizza omg im such a binge eater” “i forgot to eat breakfast today im turning into an anorexic ” “i just threw up after eating so much am i bulimic ahahahahaha” ”omg i dont
spkrboxxxisblackdynomite: blasianxbri: badchickalert: blasianxbri: im-original: k1mkardashian: what the fuck did i just watch… omg is this real? That’s my bitch 😩😂 Reblogging this forever though Oooooooohhhhhhhh Shiiiiiiiiiit! literally
springrivers: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong” oh my
themoonphase: thecutestofthecute: captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS
libruh69: harampolice: straight white girl voice: omg my gaydar is so good (: Straight white girl voice: im totally okay with gay people im not even afraid to touch you (:
saltfishandbake: people: omg how are you single???? me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you
niallismybiggestlove: onedirectiontumblr-girls: djmalikstagram: lounicorns-ass: im sorry… but im a little distracted by the guy trying to make out with andy. omg I just notice that wtf lmao omfg HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! LMFAOOOOO Andy!!!
aishaneko: thIS IS A DUMB QUICK SKETCH IM SORRY IT DOESNT LOOK V GOOD BUT I JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR ALL THE LOVE YOUVE SHOWN THESE DESIGNS I STILL CANT BELIEVE theres so many great artists and designs in this community and just omg im weeps
Do you ever get those moments where youre like OMG IM GONNA BE PRETTY IM GONNA BUY REALLY NICE MAKE UP AND DO MY HAIR NICE EVERYDAY AND WEAR CUTE CLOTHES STARTING TOMRROW IM GONNA DO IT and then the next morning u just roll out of bed and put on the
history1970s: im watching my little pony tales and this oldass janitor pony just showed up and he makes me uneasy
cornerof5thandvermouth: i aint snortin no fuckin beets just cos im a lil sad holy shit
prisonsentience: just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth
im-just-a-bad-kid-baby: gagasboobz: omg always reblog lol ;P
so im on instagram and i see a picture of an old school mate standing with bambi northwood blyth and all of the comments on her photo is like “omg thats amazing so lucky how’d you meet her omg jealous” and im just sitting here like i
dej-okay: cecesprays6: Don’t think about Peter Parker finally going back to school after the whole “hi I’m Peter ‘Just Turned To Dust And Back’ Parker” thing. Don’t think about Peter Parker casually doing things such as grabbing his books,
i just told my best friend since fifth grade in florida that i had to leave that i cut omg omg im scared why did i tell her ugh why im so stupid help
robdelaney: trashgag: swdyww: goth-heaux: nuttedon: eating-ass: im just gonna leave this here tHIS IS THE WORST POST OMG Lmfaoooo Honestly this is triggering IM AN ADULT AND I HATE ALL THESE PEOPLE Best use of the word “triggering” I’ve
I just went to the door to see if I have mail and the mail lady was walking to the door and started to wave but I ran away omg she saw me run like an idiot
sooo some good news: a) me and darf are officially back together, he asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend again and I said oui and b) I SAW FINDING DORY LAST NIGHT AND OMG ITS SO GOOOOD
A message for you from Ryan :)OH MY GOD IM SCREAMING, I ADORE YOU I LOVE YOU OMMMG!!! thank you thank you thank you!!! omg you are so sweet and thoughtful and im melting at his little blowing a kiss, you and him just made me so happy!!! I hope you had
pleasureinadream: It’s 1942. I just woke up from sleeping nine hours, I fell asleep with a champagne glass in my left hand. I’m about to sit on the terrace and contemplate leaving my husband. im in love with this
elchoppo: snugglemestiles: my brother just got home for thanksgiving and im actually glad to see him how glad, on a scale of one to the folgers commercial?
someone i just met that im talking to is completely freaking out over my weight and saying im way too skinny and should watch that out, borderline shaming and im just omg shut up you don’t know me, i am and have been my whole life naturally skinny,
lckreep: corackadile: corackadile: confusedtree: flightfoot: Is this a Zelda song? It sounds familiar. Yeah that’s the joke im literally laughing so hard im just gonna put this on my blog again HAHAH OMG!! this is killer dude!! LMAO
:people always talk about how cute it is when someone smiles against your lips when you kiss them, but how about the absolute tenderness when someone relaxes against you completely when you hug or hold them? im losing my mind just thinking about it
Omg I just got a permanent position at my job 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im so happy 🥺👉👈
floorboreds: im pretty sure european culture is just meat and mineral water
riggu: occipit: riggu: voulx: i…just noticed I get like 10 notes per month tbh riggu i dont believe u, 11 are mine well u r fame and im not so yeah
bambicalifornia: thegingerbatch: recoveringgayfish: ok guys so i just had a breakthrough so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’and iM STILL
lovelyrugbee: beeftony: SO PLATONIC YOU GUYS YES YES YES YES OMG YES!!!!!!!
daxthorn: snapscube: daxthorn: snapscube: daxthorn: hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong. did u buy it with money i did, in fact, purchase it with money
thinly: -Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it. -Pineapple. -But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as- -Pineapple. -But sir- -Pine. Apple. CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY
kankri-senpai-noticed-you: SHIT! IM LATE FOR WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE 50 SHADES OF NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO DOOT DOOT SKULLTRUMPET A MAKING MY WAY NEPETA IS DEAD [MUFFLED RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN THE AHH YES THE SCALENE
pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
grunkfield: im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
causticmarionette: my uncle just posted this on facebook and maybe its because im tired but i am laughing really hard
starxapple: a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess
sherlocksexperiments: my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing
thegingerbatch: recoveringgayfish: ok guys so i just had a breakthrough so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’and iM STILL LAUGHING SO
annemarina:annemarina: the fire alarm is going off but im gonna assume that my brother just burned some food
acquaintedwithrask: winchysteria: bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: pink–boy: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: just so everyone Knows, don’t ever try to climb a tree at night while carrying a strobe light. owls dont LIKE it lol wtf happened man im curious now i made a Very BAD MISTAKE
gun-metal-green: Everyone just spare 1:09 minutes and watch this. Omg.
