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theblackship: metalvinn: mishasminions: I STILL LAUGH WHENEVER I SEE THIS I DIED.
playstrider: when i die put this on my gravestone
kawaiiyumehime: lightning-sexual: candyskies: aradia-jones: puriinsu: avocado-slice: “Please don’t…” PLEASE CLICK THAT LINK I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE THE -KUN MADE IT SOUND MORE MASCULINE HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD /SCREAMING OMG. I THOUGHT
hightimeslowtides: emilygt: dinosaurs-on-wheels: where can I uninstall my period i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years omg
missfreudianslit: Working at a haunted house is fun! Halloween 2014
dies-first: How N+C made Sly Blue How the fandom made Sly Blue
flamey01: Imagine going to the anime world but every time you died you went to another anime world.
daikisbutt: niishinoyas: rosa-raine: by 이영둘 FUCK I’M DYING HELP HELP DONT LET THEM IN DON’T LET THEM SEE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN BEAT ME IS ME LET IT GO, LET IT FUCKING GO TETSU
giraffetacoharrypotter: SO CUTE I’M PRETTY SURE I JUST DIED. OR MAYBE JUST PEED MYSELF A LITTLE. Seriously though, any guy wanting me, but me a goat & I’m yours. Not all at once…
Die Making Love to a Horse
yes, do this if you want to DIE
queeniman: thotsiya: live fast die yung bad girls do it well i will reblog this forever
joszie: sachaab: daydreamsandcustardcreams: beautiful-fame: FOREVER THIS FUCKING VIDEO BRB ! fucking dying !! FOREVER REBLOG WHAT IS AIR?!?! oh BRB I JUST PISSED MY PANTS! swag YOU FUCKERrrrrrrSSSSSSSSSSS I WANT TO MAKE THIS VIDEO. I FREAKING LOVE
zombiegrapes: widdershinsgirl: OMG PRESH LIGHTNING BOLT HEADED PUPPY!!!I NAME YOU HARRY PUPPER!!! You’re a husky, Harry
OMG if this is fake I DONT CARE!
gracehelbig: pizzia: THE PUG AT THE END OH LORD I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT OH SHIT HALHSPSJEIDLBLDJ I’ve been watching this for minutes and DYING.
lehslee: lord-assbutt: well-aint-that-wizard: supremesheeran: mysurnamestomlinson: fresher-than-a-motherfucka: AHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHADHAHSHKJSKFHAHHAHAHHAHHASDAHHA i died at the first line. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME? “gurl stops meking out n asks
sapphichipster: The Six Lesbians You’ll Date Before You Die
haleycue: pandamiglio: My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it Dying
juicyjacqulyn: epic-vines: Lil guy tried to meow! Vine by: Papa Falcon that is the face of a person who has just died from cute
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the
haunt-my-miles: prince-squid: If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend ม,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies. why was this calculated
weloveshortvideos: This interview got me dying
officialcrow: sonypraystation: robcanvas: sonypraystation: holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard
the-hufflepuff-next-door: wheelchair-warrior: i am the most obnoxious person i know THIS IS THE GREATEST VIDEO EVER EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME I AM DYING STOP
fairyneko: kitty’s having way too much fun. ✨ (he/she/they) I JUST DIED
sheabutterbitch: c-bassmeow: sign her now This made me cry @fairyneko this is so cute i want to DIE
nocoolguys: I don’t care who wins anything I just want Seth macfarlane to suffer a brain aneurysm and die immediately.
This is so rushed and amateur but I hope you get a laugh out of it. :)OMFG IM DYING THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY 22 YEARS OF LIFE. I LOVE YOU AND THIS.
I Raff I Ruse
nalgaemoji: I’m actually really eager for 2016. I know time isn’t real & we all die, but an imaginary fresh start feels nice
cawed: glutenfreevodka: whitegirlsaintshit: heidiblairmontag: i’m here for this I’M GOING TO DIE dfgkjhdfgxbjkfxg I LOVED HIM YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
grinszs: loveyouclaire: Art Angels stickers are appearing around New York City streets. (x) (x) IM DYING
Omg. Jen. Jen look at this. Look.
wizlaqueefa: aren’t we supposed to die in a month or was that cancelled
neckreductionholiday: civil-anarchy: LOL IS THIS JESUS KEEPING THE BUDDHA FROM ENLIGHTENING OTHERS WHAT IS THIS FROM!? DYING its the anime for the best manga ever jesus and buddha are roommates and best buddies and they hang out and there’s a lot
nunderwater: I procrastinate so much I’ll probably put off death and never die
pudding-is-the-new-fondue: vaspim: if i die just engrave whatever text post of mine that got the highest notes on my tombstone
jediteaparty: arauj0: aangnog: i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever” and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush” also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
so-few-words: dicksp8jr: fionaaelizabeth: If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead what do coral even get stressed about I’m the wrong shade of pink I don’t match the reef oh God
kakashl: I’m cosplaying as a dying anime mom
ilovefrollomarik: blockchiken: jaaawest: best wedding picture I’ve ever seen SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIE SIND DIE JAEGER SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND CANCEL THE WEDDING
theperksofbeingkimkelly221b: deadaradiia: egberts: gloomysandwichgirl: There’s no food in my house *dying whale noise* whale: there is no krill in the ocean *teenage girl noise* krill: there is no whale in the teenage girl *ocean noise* ocean:
hooray-for-no-lives: the-robot-condese: “if you die, i’ll remember you” THIS FUCKING SAYS “AH YES THE SCALENE TRIANGLE”
deucebasket: the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.
bellabitchh: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
bravelittlecastiel: angelwithscarsonherwrist: odair: funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered. you want to put the fun back in funeral
jdemastus: niick4: too-kawaii-to-die: inlarryithrust: bitterboob: i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try oh my gosh it’s back I laughed at this for like an hour the first time it was on my dash The bald guy is driving the boat. It’s
penceyprepofficial: when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just
eeznii: squirrelonredbullandcoffee: musermatt: musermatt: Where do text posts go when they die its not even a joke its like the afterlife
timothydrakes: im goi ng to die from laughter
darecrowavis: simsgonewrong: So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out “THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE
thirstfollower: thirstfollower: I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY MOVIE WHEN MY WIFI DIED I HATE MY NEIGHBORS
fireflufferz: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing
haveabowlofwhore: don’t ever let this die
stability: live fast die young bad girls do it well
imthedad: fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
bemusedlybespectacled: liamgalgey: Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers. THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
keatchi: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free that’s called night robbery so be it
istudypirates: malkiewicz: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die. My favourite is explaining the difference
