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ollivander: seeing things in the dark while trying to fall asleep
ollivander: freddybenson: i cant believe burger king bought tumblr #now we can finally have it our way
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ollivander: you-comfort-me: edgebug: so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love
ollivanders-stele: xso-sick-of-lullabiesx: OH MY GOD. THIS IS GENIOUS. WHY AREN’T THESE SOLD EVERYWHERE. THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY it’s all fun and games until you drink out of the wrong side of that glass and your drink pours all over you
ollivander: broowada: hairandglasses: life hacks: lie. steal and lie. life hacks: be the biggest fucking dick ever
ollivander: herekitty: Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960 HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open auditions and the only requirements were that you had long hair
ollivander: sketchlynx: What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm. “INCOMING!”
ollivander: if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to why don’t you go where fashion sits
ollivander: the truth is… there were never any notes. there were never any reblogs. it was just u, on the internet, laughing under your breath at cat videos
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ollivander: princeowlinapeartree: i’m breathing in…………the mineral
ollivanders: Harry Potter Opening Titles through the decade
OLLIVANDER’S CHALLENGE; thank you, harry and a big thank you to j.k. rowling, the woman who brought something special to my childhood.
ollivander: this is a new era of posts
ollivander: HOMESTUCKS RN
ollivander:thecatwomantoyourbatman: zaidenblaiden: drtanner-sfw: laughbro: videohall: What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true This is easily one
ollivander: omfg
ollivander: THEY GOT ORLANDO BLOOM TO DO THE THING i am deeply bothered that Orlando was off beat…
ollivander: hey kids wanna buy some drugs
ollivander:somesleeze:spookyjupiter:don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return It’s called creating jobs actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’
ollivander: cassandrashipsit: wallywestisbae: as black friday and the holidays slowly creep up on us please please please remember to be kind to cashiers and retail workers they want to be home and out of the store just as quickly as you want to
ollivander: i lvoe u tree
ollivander: he really wanted my drink
ollivander: fly
ollivander: he’s here
ollivander: EVERY TIME I WHISTLE HE MAKES THIS FUCKIGN FACE OH MY GOD HLEP; it’s weird to suddenly find pictures of your own cat on your dash
ollivander:kvothetheraving:fuck this shit it is entirely inconsistent with elizabeth’s character for her to drop everything (PIRATE KING thank you very much) to raise a child as a landlubber give me elizabeth, eight months pregnant, still running the
ollivander: awildhare: Just a friendly reminder that animals will KILL YOU given the chance. booped to death by a manatee
ollivander: THEY GOT ORLANDO BLOOM TO DO THE THING Fecking ayyye
ollivander: crabs-in-a-trench-coat: onion-souls: worldofdarkness-eyecandy: Artwork by: Ray Sullivan Welp, glad I saw this at 3 am, in a neighborhood that looks exactly like this, under identical lighting and weather conditions Maybe he’s just
ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo
ollivander: parentheticalaside: Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now. My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very
ollivanders: all of the harry potter posters in one
ollivander: 8bit-aion: theauthorman: “Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?” “Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!” “I got Waterloo.” “This is a math test!” are we not going to talk about
ollivander: gracejerksit: well that place has gotta be haunted no look it specifically says “Not Haunted”, see? everything is fine