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Okay, guys! Lots of new merchandise up now! First of all, I’ve added a new iPhone cover to my RedBubble store. This is the first of my iPhone covers to use a pick-up line that hasn’t appeared on a t-shirt yet. Now, in addition to RedBubble
akb48girldaisuki: kyaaaana: LMAO I’M DECEASED okay I went to the internet like crazy when i saw this so… first of all its actually HKT48 Nao Ueki who posted it (i can understand if its Hori and then they use Sakura pic but Ueki??? why sakura picture
therealleovaldez: OKAY SERIOUS TALK GUYS! This clown has been seen over the past few weeks around Mansfield, Chesterfield and Doncaster, I haven’t seen a post about it on here and I really want people to know about it. Okay so first of all besides
namewithak: Day 03 - Favorite series* The Dresden Files, Jim Butcher. What do I love about this series? Hmm… Okay, let’s start with the characters. First of all, our protagonist. Harry (aside from the hilarious HP jokes) is a gem of a character.
chicaner: okay so first of all, I want to say that I hate weheartit. second of all, this is my photo. I’m not at all proud of it but it is my arm, my car and my picture. I’ve seen some comments of people thinking that I’m driving on the wrong
eschergirls: Klaora submitted: Okay, I just…. What? I saw an ad for a game called “Cyber Monster.” Had this girl advertising it. Pretty standard. But I saw that plate of “armor” and had to wonder how it was staying on. First of all,
James: Why is it that every time you send me a snap of your girlfriend, some other dude is fucking her? Can’t you get it up yourself?Nate: lol fuck off dude. first of all, i WAS fucking her in that last one. it was just off-cameraJames: Okay, but why
zelka94: Okay so, since I am not the only person to have their eyes assaulted by these fucking spam bots, here is a solution for you all who want to visit their favorite tags. First of all, you either need “Tumblr Savior” which is an add-on, or “Blacklis
kasoukai: okay mom, first of all, you dont READ anime,
omosecret: okay bear with me for this one: pizza delivery person omo just think of all the possibilities for car wettings first of all working somewhere where they have one of those policies where the pizza is free after a certain amount of time so the
alivechihiro: alivechihiro: extremely popular comedy: reduces my existence to a cheap punchline me: i don’t like this anti-sjs: first of all how dare you anti-sjs: comedy is sacred and that’s why this is okay me: makes joke about cis people anti-sjs:
ipaiwithmylittleeye: Okay, so… I’m not too good with these kinda things… First of all, a very late Happy Birthday for Matsu-sensei, apologies for being late… second of all, I know that nipple-penetration is a topic that one either hates or likes,
starwarmth: okay so first of all • The Bennet household is perfectly capable of keeping a cook
sic-semper-cynicus: justcarbonbased: He’s cute and has a nice beard, okay? -__- I don’t think this .gif at all fits, but I just had to post it. First of all: thank you very much Simon lol Second of all: I couldn’t pick just one gif I wanted
curiosa-hypnotica:Rivuletcw: hypnotic induction, optional wakener, limited suggestions of obedience First of all, read this. Good. And now keep reading.Okay, so you’re looking for…?Ah, yes.Trance.Mind in trance.You are looking for your mind
alivechihiro:alivechihiro:extremely popular comedy: reduces my existence to a cheap punchlineme: i don’t like this anti-sjs: first of all how dare you anti-sjs: comedy is sacred and that’s why this is okay me: makes joke about cis people anti-sjs:
sparkles-and-trash: Zukka after the war, but it’s an AU where Zuko doesn’t become Fire Lord as a 16 y/o ~part 2nobody asked for this but here you go anyways :-)okay, so first of all, Zuko will still be Fire Lord! BUT! But. Iroh sees that Zuko still
killsana: oKAY SO FIRST OF ALL: I AM ALIVE Flowerfell au is so KEJRNFIUEJNRKIASFHJ’; IM DYIN G I LOVE IT SO MUCH@siviosanei pls let me join your flowery fartclub ;’зAlso, I really like your artstyle!!
fluffypancake: I have mixed feelings about this new series… First of all, the art style looks a little bit odd, but overall, I think that Robin looks okay, Starfire looks okay, Raven looks okay, and even Cyborg looks okay. But Beast Boy… o.o It’s
gambitgrl: kinkyturtle: everythingbutharleyquinn: chat-with-quill: ms-doodle-pants: big-poppa-snorlax: bearded-snorlax: I’m really disappointed that this is so over sexualized because pole dancing is really cool okay, so first of all:
dragondancedance: Okay so first of all And second of all-
anissapierce: prettyoddasnineintheafternoon: dragongf: chris hemsworth: well first of all, they’re all men so i cant have sex with any of them tom holland: id fuck chris hemsworth in a heartbeat Okay but y’all are SLEEPING on Winston Duke’s
beaky-peartree: mariahwolf: beaky-peartree: Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point Okay first of all fuck garlic bread What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come
I literally do NOT understand why my ex has this high& mighty mentality like he’s done so much for me & he’s so nice to me. Like okay FIRST of all you lied to me & put me last our ENTIRE relationship, always made me apologize for
whackedup: bvka: thatfrankiee: gofuckingnuts: marry me Them Japanese like that freaky shit. I’m down with it. Haha Okay first of all I’m not Japanese, I am part Chinese. These robes are Chinese and they are beautiful, not “freaky shit”.
y0urprotector:unclothedappreciation: Okay wow. First of all, your breasts might actually the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and I love love love the tiny piercing. Also, the second pose is so beautiful and your skin looks so delightfully soft
tayloralisonswft: You’ve got a plan? Okay, first of all, you’re copying me from when I said I had a plan, and secondly, I don’t think you even have a plan.
y0urprotector: unclothedappreciation: Okay wow. First of all, your breasts might actually the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and I love love love the tiny piercing. Also, the second pose is so beautiful and your skin looks so delightfully soft
raenbowsofficial: okay, first of all, how dare you when you can tell they are bullshiting
Okay, I think I’m finally calm enough to tell everyone how I feel about this situation. First of all, I have to point out that it is in no way okay to send death threats to anyone and there’s a special seat in hell waiting for you because of that.
anthropwashere: kelssiel: teaboot: teaboot: “Why is there a pentagram on your floor” okay first of all mom, it’s not a pentagram, and second, what were you doing in my apartment oh shit I summoned my mom a parentagram #congrats on doing
Sure thing! Here’s how I went about coloring this Amethyst~Okay first we have our linework (Please excuse the sketchiness of it :P) You’re then going to create a layer underneath and do your base colors (Ignore my layer #’s, I always create new
incorrect-voltron-quotes: Sendak: Where is it, you little green cretin?Pidge: Okay, first of all, it’s ‘creetin’. If you’re going to threaten me, do it properly.
anrisalikespie: Can we just take a moment to look at the Secretary Bird? Okay, first of all No matter how its standing, it always looks like a damn fashion model. Just look at it. Like on the runway omfg. And then there’s this. Every closeup is like
xuunies: xuunies: iM SO CLOSE /……….SCREECHES………… OKAY FIRST OF ALL.…………
