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arminizewithme: I was digging through old cosplay albums and oh my god, what gems were waiting for me in my ACen 2012 folder.Leather Pants Marik from YGOTAS, everyone.…that is an Egyptian to French dictionary that I made myself.
When I got back to the office, my secretary, Helen, was smirking at me. “What?” I said, looking down to see if I had a stain on my shirt or something. “Mrs. Dennis is in your office waiting for you,” she said. Oh. That explained
s-lb: (♪) One day, while walking through the woods, a bear said to me, “Little girl, please wait. You were so cute that I lost my breath! I was that surprised” Oh, my, Mr. Bear, thank you very much. “No matter what, she’ll come out on top in
matt-delancy: annabellebanks: Oh okay. Well that’s still all really weird to me. Maybe she was drunk? Perhaps… I guess I’ll have to wait and see if anything else happens… Yeah I guess that’s all you can do now.
seals-need-love-to-live: howyougetthefangirl: I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that
kkatkkrap: smile-and-press-on: remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural like this actually happened Hold up, wait a minute, let me explain y’all a thing. So a few years ago, I was involved with the press release for REPO!
funmelbourneswingers: That is such a sexy sight. Hot and dripping and waiting for a licking Oh yes, I wish this was on a beach near me!
cynicalgeekgirl: kkatkkrap: smile-and-press-on: remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural like this actually happened Hold up, wait a minute, let me explain y’all a thing. So a few years ago, I was involved with the press
howyougetthefangirl: I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and
rumbelleriversong: rumbelleriversong: wait. do you mean to tell me that this dunderhead was in Pompeii when these two idiots where there? and dont even get me started on this ass hole JESUS Oh and I nearly forgot this one WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG
keenarnor: joasakura: cupcakesofchaos: justcatposts: Cat missile: engaged (via) The fact that the cat fell out and was like “oh shit wait, let me back in” makes it so much better. They’re not just pleasantly tolerating this, it’s a theme
poptartswiftie: howyougetthefangirl: I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was
prettyboyshyflizzy: youaintgotttaliecraig: I can’t wait till she gets older and thinks back and this moment, realizes what she was holding, and just be like how the fuck did they let me touch that oh my god lol
feelstrange: jrkaulitz: artisdead-kaulitztolove: xD o: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THE WAY THAT YOU GUYS TALKE ABOUT THIS PICTURE, I WAS LIKE: OH MY GOD, YAY, I CAN’T WAIT DUDE, THAT’S WHAT HE DOES WITH THE FANS TOO come on e a vergonha na cara
adultstars-sfw:Lana Lea Lana was so anxious to start her special project that she began unzipping her shorts the instant Mr. Crude arrived.“Oh my god! Mr. Crude, I’m so excited! I can hardly wait to feel your cock sliding into me!” she exclaimed.He
Elise was waiting for Mr. Crude when he entered the room.“Oh, Elise! You shouldn’t kneel like that!” he exclaimed.“Does it make you want to do something to me?” she asked.“Yes, and I’m sure you know what it is,
theongreyjoy: kkatkkrap: smile-and-press-on: remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural like this actually happened Hold up, wait a minute, let me explain y’all a thing. So a few years ago, I was involved with the press
flr-captions: Oh no… I can’t remember if I told him that I was going out with the girls tonight so there was no need to cook me the normal three course dinner and wait by the door naked from 7pm until I get home. No problem… I can tell him when
