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ask-not-the-elves: Its okay. If I just fall in love with him then I don’t have to bother trying to find someon-OH WAIT HANG ON.DECEITFUL BASTARD IS STRAIGHT AS A FUCKING ARROW.I am upset.
dirtyfuckpig: Life would be so easy if I were nothing but a cock sucking machine… … … … oh wait… actually… if you come to think of it… what am I… but a cock sucking machine… unf…
sursumursa:Why am I laughing these puns are terrible…Oh wait.
Ten Feet Tall
carrielords: thruopeneyes: thruopeneyes If he wears those pants to the Cougar Club tonight they won’t be the only thing white that he stretches. haha… i would love for him to stretch me out… oh wait i already am… fuck!!!!
life-of-a-weird-girl: tildaa-: jammyish: AHA I SAW 2 PEOPLE DANCING. OH NO. I CAUGHT THE GAY I SAW THE PEOPLE DANCING FIRST……. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THAT I’M STRAIGHT? UHM, NO. WAIT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE? LIKE I CAN ONLY SEE 2 PEOPLE
hypdom: “But… um… wait… why am I wearing this?” “Your old cheerleading outfit? Oh, because we wanted to see if it still fits…” “Um… ok, but I don’t remember being a cheerleader….” “Wow, you did
A Cyriak Christmas (x) What the actual fuck did I just watch, oh wait it says just above me I am so stupid.
sometimes i go “i wish i could be bilingual” and then a few seconds pass by and i go “oh wait yes i am i forgot oops”
Would that be something people were interested in? Probably anthro instead of pony. Someday down the line. Something kinda cute about it, or maybe i am weird XD (oh wait…)
// I AM HOLLARING. THIS IS PERFECT. OH MY GOD.
I just listened to the Schuyler Sisters from Hamilton and I imagined Yuko, Abby, and Andromeda singing the parts for Angelica, Eliza, and Peggy and OH MY GOD WHY HAVE I NOT DRAWN THIS YET
You really don’t want me to roll over?Why not?I mean I’m not exactly repulsive am I?Oh, wait a minute! You’re Amy’s boyfriend, aren’t you?Move your hands away from your swim suit right now.I see. She put the spikes in this morning, right?
merlin907: wordsmatty: Waiting. Oh fuck I am so wet from this picture Always pleased to get this reaction.
knotsandwaves: One night, I will wake up at three AM And I will roll over Into your arms. You will rub my back Until I fall back to sleep. I will wait for that.
arnold-ziffel: I am Iron Man… I must stop nipples on Tumblr!!! Oh… wait… does that make me… Nipple Man?
I feel like I’d be an asshole for laughing at this…. oh wait…. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM an asshole. Phew. ^_^
autostraddle: more self-indulgent photos of my room which i am moving out of that probably nobody cares about this one includes a mirror on the wall, adam lambert & jack spicer …I want this to be my room. Oh wait, it almost is lol.
moriar-tea: SNK stickers for Otakon, to the tune of “~~Forever waiting on a classic anime beach episode~~”
gailsimone: tallestsilver:thatjayjustice: some of my favorite selfies for #blackout. Things I learned when making this set: I am a huge nerdBlack is beautiful. oh wait, I knew both of those. <3 Gosh, I really, really love Jay. JAY JUSTICE WHY
chicinlicin:Jasperrrrr~ …I am done animating giant hair…oh wait, I still have to do Malachite… :|Group | Garnet | Amethyst | Pearl | Steven | Rose | Sugilite | Opal | Lapis | Alexandrite | Peridot | EVERYONE! | Stevonnie | Ruby | Sapphire |
Me: why am I so hungry? I just ate… oh wait, no I didn’t. That was yesterday, I didn’t eat at all today.
ayadoesart: “Oh my stars!! If it isn’t Steven Universe!! We finally meet, what do you think, was I worth the wait? What am I saying, of course I was~” Screencap redraw from “Cry for Help” I love Sardonyx so much damn
thefibonaccist: kisskissbigbang: oh-mrs-o: antheawest: harp00n: ohmysol: macpye: pernillo: gunslingerannie: Wait, why am I reblogging this? …I don’t know why… For the London scenery? #literally the best thing ever #I mean would you
arishako: whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18
redtallin:positivityandpaperstars:sursumursa:Why am I laughing these puns are terrible…Oh wait.star wars, puns and art. yes.
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cosmic-artsu: aobabe said twink mink so i just……..
sleepieweenie:Straight person: I like this cause its so realistic. Gay people don’t just talk about how gay they are all the time. Their sexuality is never brought up just like in real life because whats important is they are people not the gender they
arishako: whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i actually realize oh wait i actually am over 18
sour-goji: This is what those 4 bins look like emptied out O_o; …….. oh and a giant Metroplex plush among them. Some of these plushes were finished as far back as last November and have just been sitting in bins waiting…… I am
spankky2110: lets-billy-us: Sexy What am I going to do with you? Oh wait I know!
cocodura replied to your post: “cocodura replied to your post: “I have a date next week”: wait what?…”: Oh darling, I am sure you will be looking forward to it once positive flows back into your mind~I had a lovely night, so I'mbecoming
giraffesandsneezing: Me: why don’t hunks love me *looks in mirror* Me: oh wait I love me I am a hunk look at dat cute butt Hunkalicious
thetroglodyte:sursumursa:Why am I laughing these puns are terrible…Oh wait.At least her signatures haven’t been erased, but a link to the artist would be nice. shorelle is great and you should go and love her stuff directly.
souda-claus: souda-claus: IT’S 2 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS I CAN’T WAIT TO STICK MY DICK IN A PRESENT BOX OH BOY I AM GONNA FUCK THE PRESENTS SO HARD SANTA WON’T BE THE ONLY THING COMING what the fuck was i smoking last night
CPA guy just told us by this point we prob wanna jump in front of oncoming traffic instead of learning more material Morbid as shit What is the CPA. What is Becker.
powerxdeath: markv5: … 1. Zzzzzzz 2. Why am I sleeping? I have much to do. 3. Oh wait, I’m a cat.
stars-collected: suddenlytentacles: sh-inik: i’m enjoying this too much I AM HERE FOR THIS SIGN ME THE FUCK UP where the nose go tho. i demand the wonky nose
I'll never understand the guys that message at 3 am "come thru 2 my boy's open crib". If you think a girl is cute, I don't know why not take her on a date? You know like dinner and a movie, mini-golfing or bowling. Oh wait that's not in your budget or
wordsmatty: Waiting. Oh fuck I am so wet from this picture
z666ful: Not yet. Let me put this thing up first. help, YANG! GIVE ME A HAND HERE!! oh wait. NEVERMIND! oh and also.breastpad.not sorry weiss.i know you wear them. where is my pen- //slapped :V last cat lingerie spam. i am done.
tulips4dragons: cumbustible: tulips4dragons: cumbustible: I can’t wait until I have an excuse to wear this dress She is a fantasy. Oh but I am very real! If only to be able to find myself beside her.
gailsimone:tallestsilver:thatjayjustice:some of my favorite selfies for #blackout. Things I learned when making this set: I am a huge nerdBlack is beautiful. oh wait, I knew both of those. <3 Gosh, I really, really love Jay. JAY JUSTICE WHY ARE
sadgrl666: haha girls are only good for three things cooking sex and complaining am i right fellas? so, anyways, what do you think boobs feel like? oh wait i see my moms car. gotta go.
