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sickfangirl: oozingsurprise: eren turns to the camera like a mockumentary protagonist who goes ‘can you believe the shit i have to deal with’ thcrsthry
everyonelovesrobots: youresobeautifulitscriminal: WHAT - DID - I - TELL - YOU - ABOUT - STICKIN’ - YO’ - NOSE - IN - SHIT - THAT - DON’T - INVOLVE - YO’ - ASS!
OH MY FUCKING GOD I may have legitimately screamed when I realized I was in store for STARFIGHTER DANCE! This is seriously so amazing.. Congratulations to the team for such a stellar performance and for winning the prize for the Best Play and The Grand
catbountry: SHIT GRANDMA WE CAN’T TAKE YOUR ASS ANYWHERE.
oh my god thank u now they kno its me
bibinella: SOO I read this beautiful lapidot fic called Love Like You by @ancient-absent-goddess and this is a scene from said fanfic (before shit went down) You should check it out, it’s pretty cool
marmarsoulless: airbenderedacted: monopropellant: phoneus: this is so purely evil these guys are without a doubt the emissaries of some sort of incredibly powerful mischief deity This one convinced me it was all real and unrehearsed. Holy shit.
youd-never-know: nix-finch: ayellowbirds: hexephra: spinner rings for D&Ders, nerds, fidgety hands, indecisive people, or anyone, really. ฤ each. waaaant. IS THAT A TAROT SPINNER RING HOLY SHIT THE NEED IS STRONG okay but that number one
spoopytimehorse: you’re shitting me
pyramidslayer: saccharinescorpion: good taste @ T-Pain holy shit
holywatered: shit justin timberlake has some long fuckin arms
iamnotaplatypus: kapino: Not everyone will get this. CARMEN AND WALDO HOLY SHIT
frustration-squared: kung-foofighter: eytancragg: anthramen: I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man. The trolliest ice cream man to ever live. And look at that fucking majestic mustache. O.O oh my god
turkeyfist:Youre shitting me
arunawaytomato: since there’s gonna be season 2 let’s take a moment to remember this and ofc this scene and then this lil shit bless this fandom amen
prince-ichi: instagram shit i drew today :V http://instagram.com/hersssha/
octopluss: GOOD FUCKING BYE YOU PIECE OF SHIT CUBE
miuhaasar: hOLY SHIT IVE BEEN EATING THESE GUMMY BEARS FOR LIKE THE PAST HOUR AND IT TURNS OUT THEY’RE VITAMINS IS THAT EVEN SAFE
"oh my god, you're seriously going to pay college kids ฟ an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
lucidnee: brokebitchantics:lucidnee: brokebitchantics: Can you suck dick in Heaven? Cassi…I just…it’s no hope for you IM TRYNA TO DRINK CUM FOR EVERY MEAL WHEN I DIE, NOT WALK AROUND BORING ASS GARDENS AND SHIT FOH I needa go to church after
ratedmirr: I don’t know her specific case personally. But I do know someone who was assaulted for turning a nigga down. And I’ve been trying to think of ways to help combat shit like this ever sense. But honestly, there’s like no way. These women
karrmennn: thesnobbyartsyblog: karrmennn: clarknokent: thesnobbyartsyblog: thesnobbyartsyblog: That thumb in the butt and choking shit is basic. Who gon let me tie them up? Who gon let me put a Leash on they choker ? Who gon let me fuck they face
im-a-deceptikhan: westafricanbaby: nels3dom: lebritanyarmor: trillassthugga: skinoutqueen: tarynel: secretsunkept: blissfullydope: humble-sass7: blissfullydope: molothoo: ghettofabulouxx: okayysophia: 👀👀 proud She’s getting shitted
Ackerman is German for fuck shit up
superspicy:Otayuri Week Day 3: Childhood or Future Very cheesy art so far lmao decide to combine both of the options because I can’t choosei was listening to random old song and then this thousand years came up and I was like holy shit isn’t it sounds
elapuse: Overlord/Tarn nsfw shit (again …please forgive me for all the crap here
Holy shit look at these water textures!!!
OH MY GOD JENNIFER LAWRENCE LOOKS STUNNINGI CAN’T EVEN
Oh my god I’m shaking and I can’t stop shaking but we have a house I think:D I did it. I called and applied over the phone. Whew.
Oh my God 22 Jump Street was even better than the first one.
fyeahlilbit3point0:superherofeed:First official look at JASON MOMOA as AQUAMAN!HOLY SHIT as;ldkfjas;dlfkjaertpiujsg;
oh hey, that's nice
leia-reon: i-am-a-mushroom: tiredwinchesters: condensedbloodmilk: the-dragonblades-shadow: sizvideos: Video //This began the rise of Aperture Science. SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
laughterkey: zoomwitch: number-one-mollusc-fan: snerky: incredible holy shit look at this I don’t even know where to begin.
brownwerkk: ismileanyway: fuckyeahafricans: I’m out here struggling to walk in heels. meanwhile… I quit. Apparently I’m not doing shit in heels 😔😔
scanda-l: sweetupndown9: These Women Are About To Tell You Some Things That Are Absolutely None Of Your Business Holy shit women on fire. This video gave me chills. If you do nothing at all today - watch this! This is fucking brilliant
fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
scratchman: omgtsn: jellybeing: marththebland: that guy in the background is scaring the shit out of me has it finally happened I feel like the torchbearer of a long forgotten religion.
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
misterwalrus: apriki: moses u little shit I AM THE 11TH PLAGUE
drunkygoesonadventures: dontbearuiner: I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr. It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram
potterlovermore: THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN
Today, I fucked up... by picking up a hitchhiker and then showing up to my own funeral
a cute study abroad story from my history teacher
attemptingsurvival: when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed
bumbarbie: littlepandabear: blackgirlsrpretty2: BLACK GIRL MAGIC!! Sophina DeJesus, UCLA That was cute as hell! YAS she killed that shit
some other shit
peppapigvevo: sneakycreatures2: weegboi: wuffinstuff: mitsooru: bad holy shit I found the source material burn anime to the fucking ground im wathcing this trying to understand how her hair works
equalistmako: killantro: north carolina has some shit going on I thought the question and the poll were connected and just sat here for a good solid 5 minutes trying to figure out why such a large portion of North Carolina thinks Hilary Clinton is
Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say
geneticallyalien: inazumaneko: sleeping–serpent: cockyking: asthetikos: iwishihadafather: raserus: gerbatron: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAA holy SHIT LMAO I FUCKING REFUSE hands down one of the top 3 vines in
onemancabaret: lawmaking: Children’s drawings of people are almost always terrifying. One time, I was babysitting my little cousin while she was sick. She was going through an imaginary friend phase and always talked about “Joey” or some shit
your-raifu-is-shit: throh: ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo TITTY 2 BOMB Bra size: C4
thepicori: life hack: if you want to look like taylor swift just eat a lemon. an entire fucking lemon. just eat the fucking lemon you piece of shit.
kaeaiko: typette: m0521: tonesofgrey: beyoncespenis: ‘Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?’ 'She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.” - Caleb Followill (from Kings of Leon) Holy shit BITCH
tomeito: jujusodope: O_O you do realize if I saw this machine, I wouldn’t stop putting quarters in til I had all 7 right? HOLY SHIT I WOULD SPEND ALL MY MONEY JUST TO GET THEM ALL AND POSSIBLY TO GET ANOTHER SET JUST SO THAT I HAVE ONE SET TO SHOW
nixxies: sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen
whatsaclockwithouthands: someone get me this OH MY GOD WHERE CAN I BUY
toastoat: my cousin’s cat looks unreal like what is this shit. Who authorized this
