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the-korova:I am so glad that the word blorbos exists now. It’s so much more evocative and accurate than “comfort character”. Like, they’re different things. He doesn’t bring me comfort, he makes my hands itchy and I want to polish him with
gaysyndromes replied to your post: gaysyndromes said:ARTIE!!!!!!!!!!… i meant to say one year older and now it looks like im congratulating an infant for being able to blog so competently SORRY that’s pretty accurate tho, haha
If I were to make a FAQs page, what questions do you think should be answered on there?
misterclarkrogers: Haha! somebody morphed me! in the interest of accurate self-representation I wanted to post these together and show that the photo on the right is not what I look like in person right now. The photo on the left is definitely what
what ppl have to understand about social media is…all those “community ‘double’ standards” are NOT entirely accurate. the same things that _ (insert social media name here) publicly declared safe 2 years ago can now get
dragons-and-gays:viewing queer identities as “this is the label that makes me happy and feels most accurate now” rather than “this is who I am, was, and always will be” will definitely take the pressure off, friends. changing your mind is proof
arthuralbionkirkland: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) The day has come that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man. Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.
missing-misha: th3dalton: nicestrokepam: this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now. My life perfectly right here. That’s how it all starts…you watch one episode. Then *bam* , your heart and soul is handcuffed for life eternal
things that i need in my life right now: sex cheese pizza ice cream sex rough sex gentle sex more ice cream cuddling S E X more pizza Pretty accurate list!
shagbunny: penisbush: HAIRY POLISH PENIS Hm. @penisbush, I kinda dunno how to tell you this, but… I’m not Polish, not even by ancestry. I’m always up for a good polishing though. Now, if you’d said Hungarian, that’d be more accurate even though
rouge-translator:dragons-and-gays:viewing queer identities as “this is the label that makes me happy and feels most accurate now” rather than “this is who I am, was, and always will be” will definitely take the pressure off, friends. changing
idkdan: creeperly: an accurate representation of my ascent into adulthood this has over 200.000 notes little did they know that it is dan howell This is exactly how I feel right now.
togallifreyandbeyond: premiium: aradiaofthemegidos: attackonaang: pockyxmocky: now you know how people with glasses see. WOAH is this how it really is? YES THIS IS VERY ACCURATE holy fuck. The first time I put on glasses, I was amazed that you
anavar-immela: This is the complete alphabet used on North’s globe in Rise of the Guardians, deciphered by yours truly. Guaranteed to be Super Accurate! Now go read all the lovely writings on that globe.
devoted-to-boyking-samshine: a-song-of-stars-and-dreams: highlordus: justgot1: lindsayribar: gerrycanavan: I’m afraid of Americans This is super real. Completely accurate. Now I’m scared for all those “wow that’s great"s by Americans
halfstable: devoted-to-boyking-samshine: a-song-of-stars-and-dreams: highlordus: justgot1: lindsayribar: gerrycanavan: I’m afraid of Americans This is super real. Completely accurate. Now I’m scared for all those “wow that’s great"s
badgirlstastebetter: Now there’s a sign that’s totally accurate :)
imbatman-whenimnotbusy-eatingpie: heathyr: ARGHH FUCK YOU WE HAD THE THREE BROS OF TEAM FREE WILL IN THE BUNKER FOR 2.5 SECONDS AND NOW YOU GOTTA FUCK IT UP that gif is so fucking accurate
staff: signed-craterface: ❗️Things you should know about the Graham-Cassidy Healthcare Bill ❗️ • There is not enough time between now and September 30 to get an accurate CBO score that tells us how many people will loose coverage as well as
solarcat: assbutt-in-the-garrison: comicbookactionsidekick: sueishappy: “and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies.” -hank green Things I did not know until now. DAMNIT HITLER. are you FUCKING serious Accurate. Pink, as the pastel
terraflarensfw: I don’t think i’ve ever seen a post that so accurately describes my life until now….
ladynoblesong: th3dalton: nicestrokepam: this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now. My life perfectly right here. Is it wrong that this is my exact idea of a perfect couple?
stephrc79: marciellaniello: deducecanoe: awesome-picz: Cats That Don’t Care About Your Personal Space Accurate portrayal of my life. I have a feeling some cat mommas I know will understand this. I feel personally called out right now
0122358: sculptingsuccess: the-porter-rockwell: kat-tastic:Gimme. please. That found us out, gotta throw the whole planet away now God I miss this, along with the play tickles and ab hurting laughter Accurate
otherpens: ally0mazing: Accurate this roast is so good it reached into the future and dragged movies that weren’t even in development yet Well this is just hilarious 😂🤣…. and now I wanna watch a bunch of Robin Hood movies 🤔
philosopherrogue: zsuzsustarr has an Instagram - it’s super cool, and not always this unbelievably hot. This pic is 10 away from 1000 likes right now - go fix that! http://instagram.com/p/pVAsdzPddq/ To say I have a crush on her would be accurate…
askaboutnikki: queer-apple: things that i need in my life right now: sex cheese pizza ice cream sex rough sex gentle sex more ice cream cuddling S E X more pizza most accurate post on tumblr
su1c1d3blond3: mrsfaithwinchester: sammiesundevil-at-221b: tom-sits-like-a-whore: rebloggable, as requested :) this is the most accurate description of how awful periods are that i have ever read. *slow applauds* “Now get the fuck off
katelynns-damnation: I’ve never seen a thing that needed to be transparent more than this. Accurate post if how I feel right now.
jennisissycumslut: sissyinsecret: That sounds eerily accurate Ohh yes Daddy, now let me clean you off with my lips!
cosmic-noir: ryukodragon: fishcustardandthecumberbeast: whittyonernc: the-quiet-dominant: Time to reblog this I think So important now, especially since THAT movie will be dropping soon in a theater near you! So accurate. Please don’t go and
winterlong: timelordy-teganbreann: thenizu: “How English sounds to non-English speakers” English speakers, I assure you that this is very accurate! I can understand English much better now, but this is pretty much what I was able to get when I
gurt-squirt: jturn: If this was your favourite alien in that arena in Attack of the Clones you’re gay now I hate how accurate this is????
ill be working on improving my chubby luka since that last post was just some of my first attempts ahah„ I know considering my usual style it’s not going to look so great and accurate right now
yeahimfrench: Reblog, go to your tumblr, click the picture, and find out who you were in your past life. ;) That’s fucking creepy. its weird and so accurate. wow. Well fuck dude. Everything makes sense now D: Oh shit. I’m probs Hitler. Let’s see
