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I found out about my kid brother’s crush on me and I’m not letting him live it down. Look at the text I sent with this picture! “see these big natural tits? u will nvr get 2 touch them! haha” Of course I’m lying, but I want
Unofficial art but i just wanted to make a version with john taking that one last pre-prom photo of the gang and tweeting it. God I’m gonna miss these kids. I hope I have a grand time at promstuck. It’ll probably be my last prom ever.
I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.
Hey. Guess what. I’m all up in your Christian Rock, using it for my Destiel play lists. Broke Your heart a thousand timesBut You’ve never left my sideYou have always been here for meYou never let me goYou never let me goDon’t ever let
“Emilie, i’m not your personal babysitter where you can just drop your kid off when you have work to do…”
fuckyeahgaycouples: Even though we live in a pretty progressive and gay-friendly city, we generally assume that mothers with children will not interact with us. While he was taking my picture on the bronze tortoise, a mother with three kids asked us
minorcharactershavefeelingstoo: epiphanyofstupidity: artist-with-a-dutch-accent: raeraerewind: mynamehasthreevowels: FOREVER REBLOG. No matter how many times it comes on my dash. This too awesome. Bitches best not mess with that kid. He’ll fuck
rsn-grimdark-rel: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut Actually, it’s the “I’m
I don’t wanna be alone tonight but ain’t no one around. Just got back to Tampa from Orlando from seeing my ex. Things didn’t go bad. I thought I’d be fine when we said goodbye but loving someone and not being able to be with them is very heartbreaking.
parttimecynic: Feeding the monster. I feel like I need to put a disclaimer with my raccoon pictures. I have been interacting with this family of raccoons for years. They know me well and yes, I am careful. So kids, do not try this at home.
meruz:i made a bnha oc that ISNT an xmen character in the UA school uniform lmfao. Not the most interesting power but i wanted an action kid with a power i hadn’t really seen on twitter already
aerieberry688:Just gonna leave this here along with all the feelings I still have for this show (just kidding I’ll never not have feelings for it)YuuriVictorOtabek
officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s both. rageomega
Denim Armchair with Chrome Accent are you kidding me tho
sincerelykaotik replied to your post “I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being…” Nope, not me. I can handle it for like 30 minutes. Then I lose my mind if I dont do something about it. Hahah the only problem with that
donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis: You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life? Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids
berrypunchreplies: WHAT IS UP WITH THESE KIDS!? They should not be so interested in my plot… X3! *giggles*
hutchj: wild-adebisi-hash-wreaths: silentlystunt: mcgarrygirl78: weloveshortvideos: Massive respect for her Damn I need to see more of this. She got right with whitey, “not in front of my kids”. He had the wrong mf one that day white men
Sooooo I have a mohawk. It’s not floofed up yet, but I promise you, it will. More pictures soon. Also, one of my kids painted my nails lime green with black textured stuff on top. It’s pretty cool.
shnoopuff replied to your post “Parents: Hun, I think you might be obsessed with Pokemon Me:”are you lying on the floor again? haha HELP SHE’S FALLEN AND SHE CAN’T GET UPHELP I’VE FALLEN AND CAN’T GET UP
bethanybdsm: “The next time my husband comes up here in the middle of the night because he wants anal you better not wake the kids with that incessant whining! Chew a hole in your pillow if you must but keep QUIET!! Or we will find another nanny.”
molinaesque: Behave, Mike!
bittie752: weyrdwhokat: bitchymama: fandomlife-universe: Helena Bonham Carter…not complaining If I have my kids with me, we have Helena, DT, and Ben. I’m so down for that. Billie by myself - David and Josh Hutcherson if I take my husband and
Yesterday I showed my little sister the teaser trailer for Zootopia and she loved it. She was so excited, and then disappointed that it’s not coming out until next year.She also said “My favorite part was at the end when it said ‘Like nothing
I’m going to try playing that card game with my little sister later (not sure how it will go since its for kids a bit older than she is, but she’s very advanced for her age so we’ll see). I’ll let you know how it is once I do
artemispanthar: I’m going to try playing that card game with my little sister later (not sure how it will go since its for kids a bit older than she is, but she’s very advanced for her age so we’ll see). I’ll let you know how it is once I do
jacensolodjo: shiftythrifting: Every day I drive home to my house and pass this thrift store. I kid you not, this is for sale. No one’s bought it yet. People actually pose with this raptor, take pictures, and post it to social media. Cheers. @karlika
officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s both.
nerdgasmz: pipecleanerflowers: codarus: seeing atem with his hair down was strange enough. i… don’t know what to think of this. without all that hair gel, it looks quite luscious. can I run my fingers through it? He’s quite pretty.
princedoki: fenrisa: kisechans: this fucking kid is obssesed with using sex appeal as a weapon he’s not a shota he’s a little sex demon he literally flirted with rei until he blushed his way onto the swim team u go little shota sex demon u
tinykat21: To everyone who thinks I’m in a relationship and it’s not going well…you’re wrong. I want to correct you and tell everyone my awful relationship was with my mother. Always always always tell your kids that you love them. If you can’t
whyiloveblackgirls: nozebras: bohemiandreamerr: cortell2: 55 with four kids Black dont crackkkk o_O she is NOT 55. can’t be. http://www.whyiloveblackgirls.tumblr.com/archiveShould have named my blog whyiloveblackwomen
secretsunkept: dreamyjc: jehovahhthickness: bubblegum-pwussay: jehovahhthickness: Me as a parent. I can’t take my wealth with me when I die so obviously I gotta let my kids have it. I always say this those millionaires who say there not guna
When I hang out with my friends and we’re bored and I suggest, “hey, we should jerk each other off!” I wish they’d realize I’m not kidding.
inspiringgaia: Polyamory isn’t all about sex. There are different levels to having relationships especially with your parents, kids, lovers and friends. Ultimately, the ONLY person I can control is myself. I cannot control and I do not own my husband
notnumbersix: mrfantabulous123:not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY
eatsuckfuck: Trust me, kid. You’re gonna want me to work your ass with my fingers first because once I get my dick in, it’s not coming out until I cum!
ridderen: ridderen: local homeless man spotted asking kids for snailscommission info hey if its not much to ask could people reblog this version with my commission info instead i could use the exposure :v
featureshoot: “Not much beats watching my kids take off on adventures together,” photographer @deliacreates writes. She’s recently teamed with @clifkid to inspire children to explore the outdoors. To submit your images for consideration on our
I really think there is no way for me to be happy with my current family, and that really hurts. Ever since I was a kid I’ve known. I can see it in pictures of me where I’m the only one not smiling or I am trying to and my eyes just look so
salma: yaoibutts: shavingryansprivates: introducing… SPOONS! OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF This kid needs a nobel prize
ceediculous: * i’m so proud of that lil turd holy heck Uncle/dad//dunkle/bigbro-figure Sans is my fav Sans tbh. He’s slowly corrupting the poor kid with poor humour and fashion sense that is at least better than Papyrus’ but still not good. Those
autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand
sprinkhal: not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA
fabulousanima: I think one of my favorite parts of Bob’s Burgers is not only do Bob and Linda put up with their kids (and their antics) they actually genuinely like spending time with them like they genuinely like them as people they don’t always
newyorkcrew: That is literally my face during all of school I am seriously not kidding I feel so bad for all my fellow students who have to deal with my short temper
imgonnamakeachange: z3al: stephaniebreeze: blinkandurdead: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME O_OHoly hell… what am I doing with my life that is not human how did her leg not fucking snap backwards what the fuck
beautifullyundressed:Hiya! I seen you were blue, remember things get better. I should know my life goes from greatness to shandles. Boy, I miss being a kid. I have not been able to shoot much with my stature since I left NYC to the dusty desert of AZ
ruinedchildhood: This prank is so mean I swear to god I would MURDER my husband. I would be LIVID. I would feel so much terror thinking my kid is seriously hurt. Scare me with a fake ghost not this shit
i went out earlier today with my parents to get groceries and it was so hot i nearly passed out, not kidding fff, i’m still pretty exhausted + my wrist kinda hurts but im working on a thing and i want to finish it haha
elliotaldersmol: “I truly care about giving everyone equal opportunities. My parents came from Cairo, Egypt, to give their three kids an opportunity they would not have had over there. They worked so hard to do so. My mother, while pregnant with my
elliotaldersmol:“I truly care about giving everyone equal opportunities. My parents came from Cairo, Egypt, to give their three kids an opportunity they would not have had over there. They worked so hard to do so. My mother, while pregnant with my brother
a little tiny dream of mine would be to work on a cute cartoon show for kids…. with the cute themes like littlest pet shop or mlp. that’d be super cool
![I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.](https://40.media.tumblr.com/839d5340f2ed529f81f3a01801fa2cfa/tumblr_ng9u1eBHJx1qca0ubo1_250.jpg)
