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“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly be your housewife.â€
blue34cat: [Weird] If you find an evil cursed fabric store, do not buy zippers from them. If you do, definitely don’t put those zippers on your bare skin
“My clit is EXTREMELY sensitive! Like, by the slighest touch, my knees… buckle. Is that weird, or am I just paranoid?” - Anon Not weird at all, honey. Different girls are different amounts of sensitive. Just be gentle with yourself
Masturbation is totally natural.There’s nothing weird or freaky about masturbating. It feels awesome, and that’s why most girls like to do it!It’s not weird to scratch your skin if it’s itchy, to rub your temples when you have a headache, or take
asklightking: chrysalis-army: 700 followers? It sounds weird to me! I can not believe it have made it this far! I seriously wish that i could include everyone in the picture, but that would take an ever longer time than i have! All of this took to long
loverealgirls: That’s a weird… But sexy pose It’s not weird, just sexy.
doesanyonewannagetout: Is it weird that I think Chris Evans is more attractive in Snowpiercer than in any other movie he’s played in? Even though he’s covered in dirt and grime?? Nope, not weird at all. He’s hella sexy in Snowpeircer
*wakes up* *its sitll midnight* ????Also…I jsut wanted to say that I just had an interesting dream so I’m typing it down quickly before I forget!!it was a rather domestic one though, where I was just playing mmos and what not - some unknown fantasy
KEEP BEACH CITY WEIRD IS BACK! I’ve been off the grid for the summer. Not because government was on my tail, but because I… dropped my phone in the toilet. And then I was googling “how to remove a phone from a toilet in a way that
Sandwich reacher failed. I was not able to get the sandwich. I fear I might die under here. If anyone out there is reading this, just grant me this one last wish: KEEP BEACH CITY WEIRD!And also I want my body to be shot into space with a print
For months, Keep Beach City Weird has been silent. Silent but not dead. For I have been toiling away on a super top secret project that will blow the lid off of your perception jar of reality! Tomorrow, at 6pm, I unleash my masterpiece upon the internet
b3rwal:Fanart of Flo for @mcsweezy ayyyyyyyy! this is adorable! She’s got that lil chest in both senses of the wordThanks a ton man!
artemispanthar:Me: *talks excessively about the thing I like*People: That’s weird and obsessiveMe: oh, okayMe: *only says a word or two when someone brings up the thing I like, shuts down or moves on or plays it off like I don’t want to talk
A couple of things to say: Probably my favorite episode ever. That song at the end is just so absolutely amazing. I’ve listened to it like a hundred times (almost not an exaggeration). I hope I got Weird Al’s likeness close enough. I tried
cuddlesandrage: We don’t want summer to be over! We want to eat ice cream during every month of the year and not feel weird about it. In honor of our love for ice cream (we literally eat it every day!), we made these mini ice cream sundaes. You can
I always wonder if you think about me from time to time. Probably not though, because you most likely hate me don’t you? I don’t know, it’s weird, that I still think about you, and that I can remember everything we did together, even
princesssugarbutt:Supposed to be doing an assignment but I’m thinking about how to get a boy 2 date me also trying to be happier with my smile so idk it’s still weird it’s not weird you’ve got a pretty smile you should definitely let
photographicpornography: I’m so excited about my new job that I’ve just been wearing my shirt around the house… is that weird? HAH. I hope you and your man are doing well :D <3 sexandcoffeex That is so not weird, and I”m excited for you
videogamesmademegay: Remember: It’s not weird because they’re actually brothers. It is weird because they’re cherished icons from your childhood.
b-loomist: az-uki: skinnyblog: this might sound weird, but how flawless is candice’s side profile!?! Not weird ^ she’s perfect im lola and im fab
a priest I was very close with has died. I’m not religious. I was raised catholic and a lot of the ideology was used in a way that really hurt me as a young queer and trans person. but even though I stopped believing in god when I was around
ravens-play-exy-too:i saw the words “ur not the first person in your lineage to be queer” and it’s rocking me to my core. how many generations down the line did one of my ancestors feel the way i did, feel differently than i did and so damn queerly
pinkmonstrosity: bourbonbimbo: pinkmonstrosity: ✨it’s my birthday so i decided to dress up✨ Hey Hope this isn’t weird , but that’s Super cute onesies, where’d you get it ? I’m honestly obsessed Hahaha not weird!!! i got it at forever21
I was a kinda weird kid and, among other things, I liked to collect stuff. Not, like, hard to find stuff but general stuff like “rocks” or “leaves” and I would just collect ALL of whatever I could find of that thing. Once when
keepbeachcityweird: KEEP BEACH CITY WEIRD IS BACK! I’ve been off the grid for the summer. Not because government was on my tail, but because I… dropped my phone in the toilet. And then I was googling “how to remove a phone from a toilet
*me at work* “if I said that I dont like turkey, would you think I was weird? *random misc higher up; (paraphrased)* …yeah… (paraphrased) Me: Well then I Guess Im weird then *as I walk away*
I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.
homo-nerd-grizz: tygah: browningtons: home alone, girl out of town, this icecream here wyd? It’s not even weird nigga hours yet, why?
black–lamb: buutyeah: Weird how the people that used to oppress us are the majority of people that are teaching us in public school 😞☕ not weird, it was planned
yiffvore: if someones pronouns are it/its you are obligated to use them and if not youre being transphobic for misgendering it and not respecting its pronouns it absolutely does not matter if it makes you uncomfortable because other peoples pronouns
x-synthetikperfektion-x: dicks look so weird but andy looks so not weird
w0wididnazithatcoming:dicks look so weird but andy looks so not weird
fartgallery: kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person Yeah man genetics are so weird amiright?
it appears i am having a weird and embarrassing crush on a famous person :| this hasn’t happened in years i dunno what to do about it, i thought i’d become too jaded and dead inside for this :|
pervocracy: fullyarticulatedgoldskeleton: Remember CDs? I remember burning mp3s to a CD so I could fit in a hundred songs instead of twelve. I had a special Discman that played mp3 CDs. It ran on AA batteries. 2002 was a weird time.
seraphic-sapphic-safehaven: To Demisexuals:You are not weird.You are not abnormal.You are not “trying to be special.”You are not wrong.You are not fake.You are not broken.Just because you don’t feel sexual attraction until you form a strong emotional
kikalium1096: isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves its sad, not weird.
peachieskin: Bodies are weird. Love it and all its imperfection. Not weird
burnshiiit: Fucks with me on da Snapchat if you’re not weird (or if you’re weird in a good, cool, chill way) SN: juh-nel
today in media class this weird kid who’s really fucking weird couldnt get a button on my computer to work so he was like you can probably do it, you have magic hands. BUT WHY.
We are so perfect. And weird. My tongue fits between his tongues. Lol. (Its split) Im so happy we are together. Forever && Always
bootssandboyss: az-uki: skinnyblog: this might sound weird, but how flawless is candice’s side profile!?! Not weird ^ she’s perfect amazing
suricattus: diananock: thebeautyofperception: Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit. weirdly, or maybe not-weirdly, photos like this fill me with hope. Because no matter how much we stamp our feet and insist on being All-Important, maybe we’re actually
bumfinger: Weird how? It pink because I’m uncut…..rater than being pale and then dark like a two tone cut cock. It’s not weird, it’s perfectly NORMAL. 🙌🙌🙌🙌 preach brothaaa
dragonflyonbreak96: Alex Hirsch said that Bill Cipher is not the cause of the weirdness in Gravity Falls and that it would be the way it is with or without him. However, it’s weirdness is what attracts Bill to the town and why he likes it so much.
Ok the episode was cool and all but alex hirsch how dare you have Weird Al guest starring and NOT make him sing?!
If you're not weird,you're weird.
shibari-bun: shibari-bun: pervert-senpaii: Was told my dark nip nips are weird :( They are cute, not weird :3 Looking back on my nips, they’re perfect the way they are x
N125MN/MD-83 (2) - by Eagle1 … Call me weird but i find some planes attractive. XD It’s not something i could explain… But aaaah i want to rub her sooty belly <3
Well… “weirdness” or not, i am really happy with this sketch! Leafeon exploring (and enjoying) her masochistic streak…
ieatedanimation: Listen.. okay.. look sun is very hot, alright, but his model fucking sucks when he’s shirtless he looks literally like a fucking tube with weird sausages attached to it. the left is from the show the right is stuff i edited to make
dominanttomkatt:redw29:parkinglotboy:If you’re a little weird that’s kinda sexy of youIf you’re not weird we can’t hang 🧔🏻💜😻😊
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