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weremole: Book is assembled and ready to be sent to the printers. I really dig how it came out, it’s quite possibly my prettiest book yet. Which really is not surprising since I’ve leveled up several notches since last time. Subject matters and everythin
sandt721: I told her I really really want her to fuck my friend sometime this week while I’m at work and to not tell me first and just send surprise pics… reblog and comment to encourage her to be his slut for a day while I’m at work!!
photographicpornography: Miss PP, I’m not really sure what to think of this shot, but I tend to send things out into the abyss and hope for the best. I was surprised at the symmetry of my shoulder blades, cheeks, and feet, all stacked atop one another
wolves-whales-and-waves: moonuncle: Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit I’m really not even surprised…
(The original sender of this mail asked to be private, so that’s what I did. However, I think it stands to reason to address this publicly. This is the last drama-y post I’ll make before getting back to porn.)So… thank you, really. I’ve gotten
Really not surprised there’s a book for this… at all.
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wow, so Zer0 is a robot. did not see that coming at all.
konekosilvertail replied to your post: haha crookedtrees (i think) followed me then unfollowed me a day later its not that surprising?? I follow lots of blogs for just a couple days and then unfollow them when I decide I dont really want their stuff
surprise-replies: This was the reaction I got from all my friends - I guess they couldn’t forgive me for sleeping so late… …I feel really silly now. And not the funny kind of silly, too. If anypony needs me, I’m going back to my cloud. .w. Aww….
darkfiretaimatsu: I dunno how I get myself into these sticky situations~ My socks are generally stuck on me forever anyway, so that’s not really a big concern to me. Latex is surprisingly durable~ xD
ventureneverlost: Surprise! New piercings! Well, not really new, but I took them out a year ago and decided to bring them back :) They were only half way closed so my piercer just had to break a little bit of skin and then use tapers to bring them back
So, I actually had a Steven Universe-related dream last night! I very very rarely have fandom-related dreams so I just find it really fascinating. I suppose its not too surprising since I’ve pretty much done nothing but watch, read about, listen
Assuming that schedule is accurate (usually is), it looks like “Fusion Crime” is a later episode than it was produced, since it was 4th on that episode list but isn’t on this schedule. Not surprising since that sounds like a significant
I watched the first two chapters of Over the Garden Wall with my mom and little sister and they both really liked it. Which was kind of surprising ‘cause my mom doesn’t usually like cartoonsThey’re gonna love the rest
I’m surprised I haven’t gotten any asks about how Amethyst said “I love you, Pearl!” when chasing her to hug her when covered in goop. I know she was just fooling around and harassing Pearl but I thought it was really cute, considering the Gems
fivetail: pyreo: Why would a condom company call themselves ‘Trojan’ anyway. wasn’t the point of it that the Trojans were safely encased into the enemy stronghold and then burst out and took them by surprise it’s just not really the kind of
lunchbox-philosopher: onlyalittlelion: motherfuckingriverrun: game of thrones will really surprise people next season when in the ninth episode they kill off actual viewers I was not expecting that, and I laughed entirely too loud.
cara-okami: I was really surprised by those creatures, because I had not expected them or something like that at all. Also, the second instantly reminded me of the Sphinx that is located in Egypt. I only thought of it like some kind of reference and
not-to-worry–fan-not-stalker: podle5: chibicheesepuff: chibicheesepuff: chibicheesepuff: chibicheesepuff: i made some sharks im bored hhhhh people really like these boys huh? I made more because i have no self control hey. i got a surprise for
doctorbrycebanner: At first I wondered how the heck Ultron turned out so sassyand then I remembered that these two dorks created him:AKA this guy:And this guy:…yeah it’s not really a surprise that their homicidal robotic lovechild was a literal sass
remorsebot: mrbutts: I was looking up references and got surprised when I realized Tarn has a real mouth under his mask. I’m not really sure what to do with this information. So far I can’t stop thinking about him slipping little crackers into his
thickgirlover: sexybanshee49ers: bignell40: #Titty Tuesday Hot Damn I was really surprised…I did not think her tits were that huge !!
talesofanswers: Not really. I only got cold when we went to Keterburg and Mount Roneal. Besides, I have bigger problems than getting cold… HEY LUKE, SURPRISE TICKLE FIGHT! Hahahahaha! AAAARGH, CUT IT OUT, ARCHE! Heehee hahaha heehee ha! Come
releasethedoves: it’s not like anyone is really surprised i just always appreciate him sharing his views on stuff like this
catisacat: I’m really surprised at how much people trash on the Total Drama style and designs because it seriously has one of the most impressive ranges of female characters I’ve ever seen in any cartoon in my life. Not a single one of these girls
odinsblog: Surprise! (not really tho) So much for the GOP’s rebranding😒 The Republican Party is as racist as ever. Using Lee Atwater’s Southern Strategy and playing the “aggrieved white person™” is all they’ve got
steveholtvstheuniverse: lookatthisfuckingoppressor: It’s really not a surprise why a lot of men don’t see representation as important: they are fucking drowning in it. But hey yeah tell me that representation in children’s media isn’t important
So I got a shit ton of food this weekend because of my birthday and yeah, mom spoils me. I’m really surprised that I’m not freaking out over how much food I are today. I even ate ketchup, with fries at lunch. I don’t remember the last
big-w0lf: ventureneverlost: Surprise! New piercings! Well, not really new, but I took them out a year ago and decided to bring them back :) They were only half way closed so my piercer just had to break a little bit of skin and then use tapers to bring
nuditea: wonderwall just came on shuffle and i was really surprised and realised that i had forgotten it’s a real song and not just an abstract concept we apply to dudes holding acoustic guitars
jwhoof: awdplace: …This really struck hard… Justin “JewWario” Carmical… to the surprise of everyone, committed suicide on Thursday… I’m really hurting… This is a guy that I knew personally… Not as much as other people, but I knew him,
darkinternalthoughts: laudanumandabsinthe:“Sodomy For Variety” should be on a T shirt…or a Band Name I had to look up the author, and (big surprise), his name is not really Dr Guenter Klow. His history reads a bit like a Kurt Vonnegut character.His
julianhorne: julianhorne: Not really sure why I’m posting but 🤷🏽♂️ lol throwwwwww backkkkkk surprised this didn’t get flagged
In a test for anger management I scored a 12 out of 1-10, I'm just surprised its not higher
mishstiel: bringmehsomepie: novakian: sam-brochester: Hey remember when we wanted Samandiriel back And then we got him GODDAMN IT SUPERNATURAL THIS IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT ARE YOU REALLY SURPRISED? BUT HE’S STILL ALIVE OK DON’T COUNT HIM OUT
hmmmjust finished talking to this surprisingly really homophobic guy on the phone who claimed that he wasn’t homophobicbut really hated gays and felt that they should hide it and seeing them made him feel like pukingSOOO guess who’s not having
Day two of Coachella. Yesterday was full of amazing tunes… LCD Soundsystem, Goldroom, Miami Horror, Ibeyi, Foals, Years and Years. I do not really recogize any bands for today so I am hoping to wander into tents and find myself surprised…
loveitwhenmywifegetslaid: Babe, after all the times you’ve gone out with the girls and then come home with the cum of some random guy in you or on you, it’s not really a surprise anymore. I’d say its more like a “treat”.
S/O to girls with pierced nipples
frankenfartface: i’m really not even surprised to discover i have dozens of webcam shots of me getting super stoked and/or weird about food
distraction: truepac: mmrnd: samanthaokonma: one-pill-to-end-it-all: weirddirection: This makes me really sad. aw :( Ive reblogged this so many times. you can actually feel the pain and loneliness in your heart. he’s not even surprised because
I’m sorry like are people SURPRISED that a white cop in the state of Missouri was not indicted for the murder of a black teen? Are you? Really? I knew it was coming weeks ago. Not happy, but not at all surprised.
And here we are!I got asked to post these on valentine’s day a surprise so… Happy Valentine!!!<3Thanks again @clay-the-awsome @marzipantwist @johnhomestuckegbert from tumblr and others from facebook for the commissions.really hope you liked
galactic-overlord:fav characters bingo~more like WAIfu bingo ahahahahah~….uhhhi really need to draw them all don’t I~~~~ @galactic-overlord I’m not that surprised our tastes align so closely. A few of these are near misses, too. If only you’d
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noinkplease: Here it is. MegaSweet’s lines and my render rolled into one. Hope you guys like it, because MegaSweet and I are going to do the rest of the Mane 6! Surprise! I really appreciate the fact that she has actual pony parts. It’s just
lolMy claw thing i made when i was like 12. Sharpened butterknives, watch out!I’m actually really surprised the duct tape is still supple and not dried out.They ARE actually pretty sharp along the edge… :F
prokopetz: If you think about it, The Dover Boys attaining memetic status on Tumblr isn’t really surprising.I mean, consider the context of the cartoon: not only is it a meme-a-minute pop culture parody (specifically of the Rover Boys, a then-popular