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whatwithscienceandall: niceisneat: here’s a tip if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink respect it And if someone who does drink says they’re not drinking that night, they’re not drinking that night Respect that too
captain-fucking-levi: averypottermormon: captain-fucking-levi: ya-boy-levi: captain-fucking-levi: why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story you are though—its called your life shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle
okaysizedbangtheory: i always wanted to find you waldo but not like this not like this
kaiju-squidling: blagdogs-tveiter-tot: wunderhorntanz: gothhabiba: ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that” not to forget its twin “i know (roughly) what you’re
socialjusticeteruteru: i do not like them sam i am i do not like
marymacdonald: social anxiety is realizing you’re lonely, not wanting to be lonely, being handed an opportunity not to be lonely, and still choosing to be lonely because despite every previous indicator that you would be welcome to join in on other
urbran: last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people
theshitfucksart: This started out as a vent thing but I kept messing up so I turned it into a normal thing. Oh well~ Please do not repost or remove the caption.
yipyap: sp33n: lonelycanary: *dumb rant* This is not a super important issue but god damn it irks me when girls who cannot do their makeup to save their life talk about other women who “cake” (their words not mine) on their makeup in an attempt
its-not-she-its-he: I wish that the parents could understand how important could it be to wear a clothes or play with a toy which is not stereotypically for their children gender. Please let them, you don’t know what they are feeling.
pocketpickles: I work in an elections office and with all this voting coming up, I thought I’d mention to not do something that I see a LOT of people do. DO NOT WRITE ANYWHERE ON YOUR BALLOTS, ONLY MARK YOUR VOTE. If you leave your signature, phone
memeufacturing: me *throwing bread at ducks*: do not forget this act of altruism. if i am ever in trouble i expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget
tsarbucks: no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
skellydun: please be gentle with yourself. you’re trying. if it’s taking you longer than you thought to achieve something or get somewhere that’s okay. try not to compare yourself to others too much because not everyone gets to where they need
theshitfucksart: How about even more vent art? My mental state may or may not be deteriorating lately.. Have you seen my emergency commissions post? Please do not repost or remove the caption.
iamnotamuffin: puddingncustardcat: iamnotamuffin: someone who’s not a homestuck explain whats happening here From one of my friends: Pumpkin Head is freaking out because his cans are out of order and there’s a murder going on but he’s not as
bpd–ghostie: Favourite Person: im not in the mood to talk me: oh sorry im actually not in the mood for being alive anymore either
animal-factbook: Dogs are the pickiest eaters and will not accept food if it is not properly prepared. Their palates are very highly refined and thus they will turn their noses up on sub-par cuisine.
my-inner-mystery: sobeitjay: When you tryna flirt with somebody but they not catching on When you tryna curve someone and they not catching on
ohmygodimbeingborn: Do you ever stop talking to people about your illness or not tell them when something bad happens or you get a new diagnosis because you know they’re not going to give a shit? That they might think you’re being selfish or dramatic?
uggless: groolcollect: rustyvases: lossed: unentered: This is the money dog. Reblog him for good luck! i reblogged this yesterday and not long after i stumbled across this site and i’ve already been sent ุ via paypal for filling out a few
skyecandi: skyecandi: lindsaylovesbacon: emoling: skyecandi: skyecandi: skyecandi: hot noods and mountain dew PSA: DO NOT MIX HOT NOODS AND MOUNTAIN DEW I REPEAT DO NOT MIX HOT NOODS AND MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!! I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THE TOILET FOR
fireandlifeincarnate: look…………….. write as much shitty fic as you want. nobody can stop you. you’re learning constantly and it’s better to write hackneyed implausible ridiculousness than it is to not write at all out of fear of fucking
tumblgang: codyslipring: spn-fandom-breathing-heavily: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” not even risking that shit scrolled past this, re-evaluated
spoonies-thoughts: Having a chronic illness isn’t like the romanticized versions you see from Hollywood. Having a chronic illness is not being able to sit down because you hurt so bad but not being able to stand either. Having a chronic illness is
riptyres: straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 赨.
open-plan-infinity: princessfailureee: urbancityking: jopara: the fact that you can work full time in this country and still not afford to live disgusts me more and more every day Everyone reblog this because it speaks volumes. not one fucking state
p-cinereus: i offer u all a monolingual, culturally lost gabriel reyes. aka i spent my morning projecting onto gabe. then i decided “hey why not doodle this shit too bc why not just twist the knife in my chest a bit more”
slybunnydumbfox: helthehatter: pepoluan: armae: cloudyloudy: warwolf47: secretfurry92: babyshyanne: OMG.. I apologize for language, but too funny not to reblog. Will never not reblog. I can’t stop laughing 😂 I can die happy now. :3 BEWARE
hitsougaya: ”I’m not… I’m not afraid.”
pizza-and-pretty: Being popular and going to a school dance or event with someone that has down syndrome or autism or any other disability is not “brave” it’s not an “inspiration” it’s being a fucking person. It shouldn’t be this this
djisjustmysirname: queenangelique: virghoez: ramisonetruelove:codyslipring:spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:westbor0baptistchurch:“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”not even risking
drunken-pilot: friend: in the spawning room i jump on the couches and break screens, that’s the best thing…me: i punch popcorns and basketballs…“no junkrat, thats not how you play basket” “is it not?” punches the ball on the wall and it
jara257: If she had a heart, Death was certain it would have skipped a beat as she drew out the mortal’s last breath. She’d never seen such beauty in her existence. Not because it was pure, not because it was undamaged. She’d seen plenty of those.
frigidloki: ☆ I CAN’T FEEL NOTHIN’ AT ALL [art commissions / portfolio @ god-bird.com]do not republish/repost my artwork or remove my comments. please do not tag as kin or me. thanks.
starberry-cupcake: I’m still not giving up
ragesyndrome: DO NOT KISS A GIRL WHEN SHES MAD i am so tired of media portraying this as a good way to end an argument okie when ur partner is mad and yelling at u do not just kiss them to shut them up and make up okie how about u just fucking listen
lilyvonpseudonym: lemon-socks: reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future Why does this pigeon even have a twenty dollar bill.Pigeons had better not have capitalism.
baffoonish: uggless: groolcollect: rustyvases: lossed: unentered: This is the money dog. Reblog him for good luck! i reblogged this yesterday and not long after i stumbled across this site and i’ve already been sent ุ via paypal for filling
autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand
snapbacksteven: 🎵 “But we’re still in this together And we’re still not giving up We’re still not giving up“ 🎵 bonus:
sketchamagowza: I’m Not Sleepy [Patreon][Gumroad]
glumshoe: hans-the-liesmith: glumshoe: I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage. I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage. Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands
mortthedork: Not gunna lie This was irresistible to draw Source in the first picture, post not mine Art is mine
slitmemory: phan-is-snokoplasmic: xcalumsrejectx: school No. This is not okay. We honestly need to do something. We need to tell someone important, we need to make this heard because this is not fucking okay. Making this many kids hate themselves,
localnonbinarydeer: no, you’re not part of black tumblr just because you support us, just like you not part of the lgbtq+ community if you’re just a cishet who supports us. youre just an ally. support us outside of our safe spaces ffs. and I want
hipsterboho: do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
the-movemnt: David Dao is not the first to be dragged off an airplane. He’s also certainly not the first to have been allegedly racially discriminated against by an airline company. In fact, airlines companies have discriminated against people of color
blurryfaceinspace:put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”
eiriee: This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.
strongbadgmail: strongbadgmail: folkdad: pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere
diviniadae: “I apologize, but prayers for the wicked must not be forsaken.”“Do you really think she deserves it?”“Not for her. For me.” ( insp. )
evilspice: i genuinely do not wanna know what’s going on in the world EVER i’m sick of it i fucking hate politics like i’m not built for this world at all i wanna live in a secluded cave away from society and civilisation so fucking BAD but like
faebelina: toonskribblez: a little PSA about giving & receiving comments I have tried reaaalllly hard to not take “hey this looks like ____, reminds me of ____, or is just like _____” to not always mean a bad thing haha. This is a cool comic
teddylacroix: savagelucy42: romythe: mydollyaviana: A crash course on non-disney films and studios (sequels not included; list is not exhaustive) This should be standard knowledge for movielovers It is a pet peeve of mine when people refer to any
starsapphire: whitesaviorcomplex: I know this show isn’t for me and kids don’t typically care about art styles, but can I say I did not expect the magic school bus reboot looks like this why does it look like a doll divine dress up game and not
sunnyddlgblog: mr-prism: atomskdluffy: laterovaries: artxauroraxart: celestialheartmage: officialkeikoandgilly: best-of-memes: Rich people showers reblogging for that gif i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself Not gonna not reblog
c-bassmeow: starsberrisnunicorns: Did the cat just give– Cats actually can tell babies are little humans and as a general rule of thumb they tend to go easier on babies and will tolerate more behaviors they usually do not tolerate in adults. Not
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