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- Oh my god! I can not believe I just want fucked her- Not bad, kid! Did you like it?- I loved it! Jane ….? do you think ……? maybe ……? another time …….? that we can …?- Do it again?- Uh, yes?- I just more my cigarette, and we can do it
bella-sicilian: dicking-down-my-sister: I love watching my friends use my kid sister. I am not your kid sister. I am a Real Hotwife! A super hot wife toSuch a hot figure. Love those large breasts & very hot nipplesI would love to fuck u next
You know how most companies have a “Take your kid to work” day once a year or whatever? Not my Dad’s company. His company has a “Take your kid at work” day once a month. Of course, the “kid” in question has to
scrapbookbeta:samieballerina: d-a-n-o-s-a-u-r-: claudiagray: How many years before I can vote for this child? How much longer?! We watched one of his videos in my english class last year, my teacher told us he has some sort of illness and is not
primebritishbeef: hairtiedup: yankeelady76: frizz01percy: this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies its not the job of the internet to parent peoples kids “kids" shouldn’t be on tumblr in the first place Im
skuttzdoescosplay: Welp. Camera issues mean this is the best pic i got of my own cosplay this year. Just Kidding, mine suck so bad I guess I accidentally selected a photo someone took of me. I am still waiting on some good pics to surface of my cosplay.
Okay now thanks to that last thing, I have this headcanon that Bro would grab Dave, and just throw him over his shoulder and take him places, no matter what the kid was doing at the time
I feel like I’m in a minority because my friends and I always wanted to see Klay World: Off the Table as kids, and now I’ve seen it like 5 times
adoggoart: @bastard-hive ‘s OC Lyren is one of Kid Cobra’s idols and he had to shower his favorite gal with some attention. ☆Please do not remove my captions or links! do not repost off of tumblr without my permission☆
I of course don’t speak for everyone butA lot of people don’t want kids not because they’d be a bad parent, it’s because they know couldn’t be anything less than a good parent and being a good parent takes more than many
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over
thefrenchguidoune: It’s in me, never thought I would get a Monster like that. You always believe that it can happen to others but not to you. I can’t even tell my family, not even my kids. I keep hearing these words in my head over and over again,
j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did i’m just going to reblog this over and over again
not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING*
deenoverdami: nickey79: sizvideos: Video You are not born with hate and this here proves that Too sweet Look at how quickly those two girls jump up. Like if women aren’t the greatest things in this world, my god.Girls are the best.
thesquirtlesquad: I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty
yo, if fucking polio or the mumps comes back because of all these fucking shitheads who believe in not giving your kid vaccinations i’m going to fucking lose it. if my kid gets incurably sick because your kid is a bag of diseases i’m going
mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
he4vyrain: u kids enjoy my crappy The Wonder Years edit bc they’re amazing do not remove my credit ok thanks (not my photo)
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her im not kidding
jadenvargen: if your first reaction as an adult in fandom when called out is to cry about how “these kids are so whiny” “in MY day people didn’t care” or “I’M not responsible for a safe space”, then i’m honestly just dissapointed
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:“why do adults always comment about how tall you’ve gotten” listen kid the last time I saw you, you were a foot shorter and not a glaring accusation of the passage of time and the
Decided to do a redraw of an old drawing from when I was a kid
sad-jew-with-cake: my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s.
when I was a kid my favorite type of dinosaur were ankylosaur at first and then it was dimetrodon (I now know they’re not dinosaurs but at the time I was unaware of that). Then I decided I could like both because they were both awesome And really,
jehovahhthickness:I can’t wait to be a geriatric mom lmaooo I was the last one in my family to have kids–had my oldest at 27–and my kids have had it the easiest out of all their cousins. Not only that, but because I waited I lived better
back from school, had to take my senoir photo and shit, in TV prod. I had to be directer (like every day) tell kids what to do and everything else…. yatta,yatta,yatta the kids at school hate me, the school hate me,I hate me, Not surprised of
hazurasinner: Korrasami family! So, I received a couple of asks about Korra and Asami starting a family, and I was like, WHY NOT?! XD They love children and know how to deal with them so I doodled three kids (I started with one but then my hand slipped.
That worlds toughest job video is only applicable if your mother was a good mother. If you work 24 hours and half of that time is spent calling your kid ugly, stupid, or beating them than it’s not a tough job.
harleyhendrix: sapphrikah: doggiesintensify:Finally, some hope for our generation.Oh my god another post about me. (Not kidding, I’m not having kids, only dogs.) I will be typical and have a cat ^^multiple cats for me
My first impressions are just about as awesome/awkward as hers. I’m not even kidding.
ayehoneybee: thisiseverydayracism: tinalikesbutts: Fucking kids care more about each other than we do This is what hope looks like. This is so beautiful and warms my heart so much. I am going to teach my kids not to look at color
darkinternalthoughts: ruinedchildhood: Putting the ‘Fun’ in ‘Funeral’ See @mia-down-under, I knew there was a good reason to be creeped out by these abominations. I want this at my funeral!!!!
i’m super pumped because lindsey is gonna be here tomorrow and cj will be here on friday! AND MY BIRTHDAY IS ON SATURDAY! LINDSEY LETS PLAY BY MY POOL! also, check that subtle cleavage. i did that shit on purpose.
My surrogate when she has my kids for me(Bc lord knows I’m not fucking up this body)
ayooveez: strawberry-thot-cake: My family is gonna hate me when I have kids. I just know it. No you cannot drag my kids to church, no you will not have my daughter in fluffy pink dresses everyday and lecture her on what’s “ladylike” at 8 years
gothhabiba: girls who are 14-16 rn are really going through it with makeup and instagram culture in a way that young teenagers of my day did not and it’s very concerning 😶 like the models photoshopped in magazines back then, only more accurately
I would still be mad. That’s not funny. You’re not storming toward my kid with your crotch in their face. You’re not storming toward my kid, period.
not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN
stay-weird-af: jmarietee: lilith-not-eve: Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at
lls smdh damn shame. If I were to ever face a situation similar to this, I would honestly not shot anyone but tell the robbers to shot me and let my family live. I will do anything for my family, for my kids or kid, or for my beautiful wife. I’d
My sister in law put my niece on the phone and she immediately told me “bye bye” lmao damn I got burned by a baby….
str8aura-no-not-that-one:cheddar-baby:sillyfunny:Staff’s asleep post Bluey full episodeEven better, it’s the non Disney one where Bandit talks about cutting his balls off!
failureuponfailure: tardis-kid: -Dan “Soupy” Campbell not my photo just my edit. not when i did an edit like this, ill upload it later
“Yeah bit this life is so much better than this life man. In the game I have kids and a wife, in real life my kids split on me and my father split on me. No, screw this. That’s not life man, this is life. This is life and I’m going
sweetn0thing92: alohaorsomething: Touch my girl and i will throw you into hell Lmao I will though
I hate school sometimes This bahemoth of a project is a pass or fail one, if your buisness isn’t voted the best, then the best grade you can get is a 68%. Only one kid (with their partner if they have one) will get a 100% I hate this class ughguhmm
She's afraid ..
jehovahhthickness: I want my kids to grow up thinking “Damn I want to be just like my mom and be successful like her”. Not “I can’t wait to grow up and make enough money so that my mom does not have to struggle anymore”.
my faunus kids they return
I… I think I just designed my own strawbana kid ._.
