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melodyloveschicken: Melody: I guess I restarted. Ask me anything and i will attempt to answer. I got Smitty here temporarily. Sockie ((Even though shee don’t probably remember giving them to me xD) http://sockiepie.tumblr.com/ Smitty http://smittygir4.tu
chrysalis-army: I can not believe that i have been on tumblr for 1 year now! It is really amazing to me and after 1 year i have the amazing number of 800 followers! Now you are probably wondering “hey, am I in it?” That is quite easy to look up,
asklickylick: I’m sick today so I barfed on UG and now Licky’s dragging me away and I’m don’t know where she’s taking me. I don’t you ever do that again..thanks Licky for getting her out of here, now..if you’ll excuse me I need to take
so he may have received an angry lecture from Marco minutes later about teaching a child profanity but cursing children aside, we were talking about headcanon voices for jeanbo and someone (me, dat me) thought of this song and i just wanted to do a thing
Okay not sure where this subby mood came from but… Oh my God I need someone to top me right now. Like now now. I mean - I have a collar on all the time just someone put a leash on me or something. Please? Gahh
lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that
Day 6- A video that makes you laugh. its making me laugh because I use songs to parrael with any current issue in my life. anyone who knows me close will enjoy it as well. PS- I don’t want to hear if you like Emmure or not. you probably rock out
mechatamaro: kekekekekekekeke
I stood on the sidewalk in front of the house that used to be mine, ready for a fight. Anyone who looked at me probably wouldn’t think me much of a fighter—a small otter, not even four feet tall, somewhat on the pudgy side. Anyone who knew my opponent,
I don’t even miss having bones. I mean, don’t get me wrong, if I’d known my next hookup would abduct me to his basement and flatten me like a frickin’ pie crust, I probably would’ve steered clear of the guy. But that’s over and done with—I
Hi, everyone! Believe it or not, it’s my birthday again. This past year has involved a lot of change for me. When l look at what’s different in my life, it makes me think about my long-term goals and the prospect of growth. I feel less certain
why did everyone comment on my last post talking about how i kinda like Zarya/DVA with how they prefer Zarya/Mei, i mean i ship that too but its kinda been getting to me how every time i talk about Hana ppl shove her away from me and go “ok harumi
kmclaude: marloviandevil: “You can’t shame the shameless” is such a beautiful phrase. I’ll probably need a tee with this. To remember. Remind me to and I’ll try to make that a t-shirt design. But seriously it is true – never be ashamed
Which means that my blog no longer comes up in search results. Essentially, if you’re not already following me, my posts will not appear on Tumblr. I suggest that all artists both SFW and NSFW search their blog names using the search bar. If nothing
I should probably go with American McGee’s Alice. One of the characters closest to me…(and you may know that already if you followed me for a while)
*Playing 3ds at 2am with a full bladder that I was just about to go to the bathroom and empty when my neighbor car, that’s right next to my window, alarm goes off scaring me to death making me jump and scream* … *after realizing what it was calms
nathxepsie: This just pissed me off Guy probably feels threatened lol
phaserbeams: if I’m not playing video games I’m probably thinking about them
Oh yea I made another nsfw blog for all things not H, but who’s kidding i’ll most likely post H there too. It’s still setting up and i’ll probably get back to making gifs once it’s all set up. Also sorry i haven’t posted in a shit long
So my friend @amaluelmwood showed me what the heck ko-fi is, because I am slow at investigating and do not know things. If anyone has the urge to encourage my nonsense, you can buy me a coffee.
so in between all the tea and the tissues i was of course surfing on the interwebs and i maybe probably just bought all the different funko pop versions of dean and ariel not gonna lie i’m pretty fucking excited about it and they’re gonna be here
stripesandteeth: Boy I’m really in love with this new brush I made for doodlingBut not as much as I love my Bunny! She really cheered me up last night, so this is 4 u. I’ll probably be asleep by the time you see this, but I hope you have a super
so not only am I on a no-buy until I get my first teaching payment, I think I’m going to try and do a trash ten challenge in conjunction with it. I’m probably going to start putting up little reviews for my reference on this blog to keep
avaruuskala: I made this piece a while ago for an ywpd zine that is probably not happening anymore so here you go! I don’t usually do collage stuff so idk what drove me to use this technique but it was an experiment I guess…?
That awkward moment when you realize your old favorite guitarist looks like another good guitarist, WHO HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE HE’S HIGH 24/7. I kid you not, looking at the latest official pictures makes me think Kaoru looks like Pata. >__>
shockingly honest of me to post this but I hate not being stealth online and also hate not being able to post trans related things so I’m stuck in a cycle of “I can’t post that, I don’t want them to know I’m trans”
the-snowflake-owl: leaxilou: I really want Jake to hug me when I’m sad He just seems so huggable e u e he is really fluffy and cute, not to mention reassuring. I think about this a lot and I’m glad I’m not the only one, haha.
I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not
I take medicine to help with my breathing sometimes. Its not a serious thing and I could just not take it at all and it wouldn’t kill me or anything, its just an ‘quality of life’ sort of thing But the problem with it is that it really
hey so how come, like, after “Bubble Buddies”, when the whole fandom starts shipping Steven and Connie and there weren’t a whole bunch of indignant posts like “Excuse me fandom, not everything is romantic, platonic relationships are IMPORTANT
beckyhop: wtfbadromancecovers: A series of very bored men. Editor’s note: This is the look each of their faces when they were told the punny titles. @artemispanthar, you’re gonna hate me for @ - ing you on this one. I couldn’t settle on a ‘wtf’
I’ve never played Dark Souls, so I wouldn’t really know, but I feel like Connie would probably really like it
remember me? obvs not
4k-ultra: therealjacksepticeye: vegetasvajayjay: There’s a fake PewDiePie going around on Omegle coercing girls to take off their clothes on camera. My friend just sent this picture to me (She didn’t fall for it, thankfully). It’s NOT @pewdie.
polyvinylmonster: A prompt request for shino-cchi \(゚ー゚\) I really can’t wait to read it! You’re probably busy with your other fics so let me motivate you with this ヽ(∀゜ )人( ゜∀)ノ Btw that’s just regular Aoba, not Sly.
lately it’s been rare for me to get dmmd on my dash and idk i’m kind of thankful for it b/c there’s sth about it now that i just have these mixed feelings towards. like i still very much love aoba with all my heart and the game itself
That’s not cool, homie probably hurt like shit. But I can’t lie I was crying laughing at this shit😂😂😂
Sometimes it gets a little funny how much I accidentally misinform my doctors. Like, this week, it’s probably not going to occur to me to let anyone know that I’m having OCD trouble, because it hasn’t been traumatic. Anxiety disorder,
agender-plant:probably-a-siren:robotsandfrippary:robotlyra:manicscribble:neighborhoodlum:??? are ??? you ??? fucking ??? kidding ??? me ???i guess that means we’re not mocking hard enoughPresident Barack Obama had to deal with a non-stop 8 year barrage
zeekayart: i am not that big a fan of harry potter, but i love love love snape. this will be me, probably sitting next to some 7 year old with better composure than me. i guarantee it.
losingfatfindingfit: eatingclean-trainingdirty: sizzlebutt: babyblueeyesss: is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS It feels weird for me but it is probably because this tine last year
Why. Why me. I don’t know if I can take this much heartbreak in such a short period of time. What is so wrong with me that every guy I date ends up telling me that I deserve the best, I deserve happiness, yet they just can’t give it to me?
misfitreindeer: thislittlecitygirl: This is probably on tumblr already, but I saw this today. All I can do is ask not are you a feminist, but why aren’t you? Feminism means that we cannot hide behind gender or sexual orientation. I was at the mall
I feel like I’ll never be able to escape my abusers because of the freedom of information act and stuff and probably the fact that they’re not physically hitting me or anything would make it near impossible to get a restraining order.
ronnok-archmage:Not everyone is out to get you. Special thanks to @emarelda for helping me colour this comic! (Those leaks will probably debunk this whole thing, but I spent way too much time on this to drop it.)
brutereason: I find it fascinating that people who choose not to have children are generally assumed to feel really strongly about not having children (or even to feel really strongly against children, anyone’s children, in general). I am probably
depressiveanorexica: mmishka26: depressiveanorexica: Don’t give up, things will be okay again someday maybe when I look like this…..he will love me….probably not though…im not worth his time… If he doesn’t love you the way you are now,
Thinking about streaming season 7 when I get to it! Would anyone wanna watch with me? I don’t have a day picked out but it’ll probably be like. A mid-day or nighttime stream, and maybe a 2-day marathon (bc I’m not good at sitting in
lastlips: misscherry: beloved-rose: Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted This article is too important for me to just post a link that you probably won’t click through to read. THIS is why you DO NOT EVER pet service
I’m only going to write about this once because it’s bothering me and I tried to talk about it with someone, and they just told me, “If you let everything make you sad you’re not going to do anything but sit around and get more
hippiee: the biggest I learned this year is probably not to give so much of yourself to people who will not do the same for you
deans-graceless-angel: gumdropper12: ro-lia: ro-lia: i love him. was not expecting this to get more than 10 notes tbh omg Her blanket can we talk about how this person is not at all surprised…which probably means he does this often….ok where
transboymichael: aesthetic: blasting weightless by all time low through my headphones as i walk through a crowd with my sunglasses, head held high. maybe its not my weekend. even though it is a weekday. and it probably will not be my year but i love
lampad1994: i think a big reason why i use tons of emoticons and exclamation points is because i want there to be no doubt that i’m being friendly and not at all terse or uninterested, cause i have the problem where when people reply to me i’m sure
I haven’t been calm since I was probably 2 and it’s reaally starting to take a toll on me
Co-worker is creepy leering at me, so I ask what he wants, and he says he wants to kiss me. I pull out my pepper spray and tell him that he better watch out. Why do these things happen to me…
cnvvj replied to your post: THAT WAS NOT COOL AT ALL As someone who is a GM, that would probably send me into an anxiety attack if my players just left like that lmao… tbh even if the game was CHECKERS /I’D/ have an anxiety attack if my friends
It’s the kind of day I wish I could call home and have my lover start me a hot bath so we could sit and talk while I got my feet up a little. Just domestic caretaking you know??
ITS STANS TATTOO!! HOW COME NOBODY NOTICED THIS APPART FROM ME!you mean as in it’s not there :o it actually is if you zoom in and squint a lot haha it’s probably because of the lighting of the picture
I hate that I don’t feel comfortable going hiking unless I have a man with me.It’s not even just the possibility of being raped, kidnapped, or murdered (which are obviously concerns of mine), it’s also the high probability that I’ll be sexually