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lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
foxnewsofficial: thanks for liking my post was your reblog button not working or
urulokid: That… Is not what I expected
mattg124: lolbatty: i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol Penis lovin.
lightskintgawd: therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. Not all heroes wear capes.
schrodingers-tribble: notyour-sidekick: deerpong: there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling the illusion of productivity that’s it that’s the feeling
xyle: bookslayer13: xyle: *unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that* I think you mean subconsciously no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life
mrcrockervevo: airlesscell: isaidyesdaddyido: airlesscell: Bulking phase Daddy has been working so hard on his muscles… I want to reward him Do not thrust your vulgar filth onto my innocent kangaroo post what the fuCK
tropius: thast not how you fucking eat watermelon’s you pink idiot
lackyannie: theangiec: This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE Those jazz hands tho
maxiesatanofficial: dracenines: OK so apparently a bunch of people with throwaway email accounts have been going around and submitting a music video from some underground garage band to people (the band has already said they’re not the ones doing
chiveburger: me: tumblr is such a joke I should just delete also me after not being able to open the website for 45 seconds: my blog…my brand…my life, all gone…
not-a-single-fuck: doomfistsbabymama: saturnineaqua: chauvinistsushi: downhomesophisticate: significantfigures: gogomrbrown: my anti-capitalist, anti-colonialism queen Ww playing the victim again too. Here’s the kicker; This tourist
bodyglitter: me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears me 3 seconds later:
captioned-vines: Barbie Dad: [singing] “When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?” Child offscreen: [shouting] “Mom! Dad’s being weird again!” Barbie Dad: [shouting] “No, I’m not!”
i-got-rogues-on-the-rooftops: kimyugwon: *male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap
lornagonigall: cheshireinthemiddle: therepublicofrapunzel: pishposh-habberdash: therepublicofrapunzel: themixtrovert: “i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs” okay “you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs” not okay
amydunnesque:not to be dramatic™️ but I literally don’t know who I am
Not even going to question why this turns me on…
Not sure if a joke… or an evil prank on stupid children…
Not even ashamed. =) Enjoy God.
Not even worried that this makes complete sense to me.
NOT believable…
Not cool. =_=
Not even a chance this is accidental.
Not sure if this is considerate or a pointed criticism…
Not sure why this made me laugh for a solid minute…
lmao the last post got flagged immediatelywho ratted me out
kageyemas: listen………. kageyama tobio isnt some smooth-talking charmer. he is a nerd. he literally looks like this 90% when hes not playing volleyball or eating food
lmao I just got mega triggered by the game gwyn was playing now I’m just like. welp. there goes all my productivity.
mazokhist: Make sure you’re protected when watching the solar eclipse! Do NOT go outside without armor and a shield. Make sure there is at LEAST 3 feet of wall between your eyes and the sun
axe-fx: I blocked them. I blocked them all. They’re blocked, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I blocked them like animals.
titytwochainz: cybercucumber: titytwochainz: why white boys end every sentence they type with haha?? to be honest i find it weirder that black people often just dont use verbs slang is an actual type of language that people (not just black) use.
panicatthedanetrain: Things I DO NOT want: Another pretty face Just anyone to hold My love to go to waste Things I DO want: You Your beautiful soul
theonlywayistogether: THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNYTHEIR REACTIONS ALONE
onlyblackgirl: milliondollarnigga: leftyrosenthal: It’s not that deep fam Never that deep Life be like
thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon: tylurrjoseph: freekittensinmyvan: huffylemon: 6th graders This makes me so uncomfortable wait are these not a joke #Smarties
thatnordicguy: koknbawlz: itsopheliablack: emilyisobsessed: Jessica Williams | The Unborn Ultimatum The fact he didn’t even think that was a thing..and he’s a fetus lawyer (I can’t not laugh at that) What the fuck is a fetus lawyer My new
acetaildog: mayaangelique: chasingthathigh: cyberb1ack: I am beyond dead 😭 This nigga is not taking any shit this week lol Teaching rhythm to the less fortunate The moment white people said he was too urban to listen to listen to anymore.
channybravo: sevenlittledevils: whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting i’m barely breathing
dopeyapples:this is a real fucking scene from this book. i am not exaggerating
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LMAO NOPE THER EIT IS GUYS THERE IT IS.( ಥ‿ಥ)
noizybunnyboy: DMMdまとめ | ゅゅ Please do not remove source
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itsthehoarsehorse: featherdusters: U know that post that has like 100k notes and is like “dont let this website make u think..” And then a hugeass list of stuff, some including “being straight makes u not a person” and “that drugs are cool”
fun fact american servers fucking suck any time that’s not 2am-4am
validx2: lucidnee: betterthankanyebitch: when you can relate to the song on the radio Chris listening to Drake songs LMAO Bars tho
pumpkinmcqueen: donkeydickjess: sloth-king: blue-blackboy: sloth-king: pumpkinmcqueen: sloth-king: pumpkinmcqueen: sloth-king: blue-blackboy: I need a long titty chick in my life. Say no more fam NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT Aye man i just
woodmeat: whitegirlsaintshit: woodmeat: Last night me and my broski were talking outside and the nigga just pulled out an inexplicable chichi. Thats how you know niggas was drunk as hell bruh you not supposed to be able to materialize a whole plate
exhaustedjokester: onlyblackgirl: fgsshinyhoard: Actually that makes you the worst surgeon because you literally cannot judge whoever you are operating on.Doesn’t matter who your patient is, criminal or not, you always do your best to heal them,
saitamastamaticsoup: gregwuzhere: exhaustedjokester: onlyblackgirl: fgsshinyhoard: Actually that makes you the worst surgeon because you literally cannot judge whoever you are operating on.Doesn’t matter who your patient is, criminal or not, you
askeremika: Eren: not exactly (( bc pasta heichou is always in the way ))
theicarustheory: Your best friend is an honest and genuine dumbass, Ar. But really, it’s not his fault you and Annie are so mentally in sync and all Eren can do is read between the lines. (For anon who wanted that hot Annie scene)
newtypezaku: I’m a spy, dammit, not a marine biologist
fang-wife:fang-wife:the mean brat to dumb pet pipeline the “you’re not the boss of me.” to the “please fuck me, pleasepleaseplease” pipeline.
dj-jazzyjeb: when ppl make really good art for a fandom you’re not in
deadtrash: “thats not very lady-like of you”
w-for-wumbo: leftforbed: emilie-xo: party-balloons: when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video Hahahahaha when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….
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