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wilwheaton: sherlockismyholmesboy: unexplained-events: Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years What do you mean
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION ON TUMBLR POP UP ON MY SCREEN WHEN askbreejetpaw I LITERALLY FELT MY HEART SKIP A BEAT, NO JOKE, IT HURT OWO BUT WHO CARES SENPAI IF FOLLOWING MEEE! /)w(\
celebmujeres: Lost a few followers over night, that’s me not giving a shit. ( That’s not literally me )
hundredweightclassics: Am I the only one that finds this weird? I’ll miss you Lamar, but now you play for the enemy, I now hate you (not literally but in a fans perspective). THIS SHIT DON’T LOOK RIGHT =[ it’s def not his color..PURPLE
(Un)Terminated: The Lingering Effects of Tumblr’s Crusade Against Anything Even Slightly Not Appropriate for Literal Babies
cateyedcrow: The COVID-19 virus has not changed Your immune system has not changed There is no vaccine There is no cure What’s Different? Fewer government-directed restrictionsThat’s literally it: fewer lockdowns, closures, and stay-at-home orders,
jaspersdreampool:Trying so nsfw for this year cuz its literally a once a year thing. The “floating peen” belongs to Sile at @not-safe-for-sile the Crystal the “floating head” belongs to me. Practice makes perfect right? :v Th-thank you
tacogrande: TBH tho moana’s design is very similar. she may not be an exact copy of elsa/anna/rapunzel but she does not fall too far from their design at allmeanwhile guy on the right looks like a completely new character…js it would be really damn
adhd-induced-happiness:A Checklist Of Possible Reasons I Am Upset, To Review When I Can’t Seem To Figure It Out:did not eatnew hyperfixation and no time for ithave not done a creative in 24 hrsBad Soundsclothes are touching my bodycoldpeopleone
Why are there so few people talking about how Ezra Miller literally kidnapped a teenager who is still missing? It’s almost like society doesn’t care about indigenous people.
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: look at what my teacher wrote on my lesbian hero myth I’m going to scream they literally get married on this page im still??? not over this??? im half ready to go up to her tomorrow and be like “thanks for the a+
Midsommar is the literal worst film I have ever seen, never have I been so confused and bored for 2 hours 20, the film literally has zero plot and is just a bunch of boring featureless characters going into a field and being killed in nasty ways while
momentary-ecstasy:I procrastinate so much now that if I ever become a vampire I will literally put things off for centuries.
collaterlysisters: prochlorperazines: collaterlysisters: y’all didn’t realize that, huh? you’re literally using leftist rhetoric and ideas, however poorly, to blame the left for your problems. Give us our fucking language back, then, please.
youngblackandvegan: black women come in literally every shape, color, and size and so when a person says they aren’t attracted to black women it’s not actually about being physically attracted to black women it’s about an aversion to blackness and
dearlesbian: someone: what harry potter house are you :) me: i’ve come to really not like harry potter, because of the way the majority of its fans behave as well as the bullshit jk rowling says and does and im not really comfortable identifying w/
heads up guys, tumblr is apparently turning safe mode on without telling you so if that’s not what you want you should check your settings maybe
witchstock: witchstock: transyuri: animehater420: damn cartoon network not taking any shit from the homophobes this is literally gayer than i somehow thought it would be LMFAO?? I’m beast boy
sexponents: this actually means a lot more than what it looks because that is so true as we grow our hearts get smaller not literally but emotionally because we learn how rejection and hurtful remarks effects us and makes us just not want to open our
real-faker: virginmarx: zebablah: television history i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
Being cisgender is NOT evil, and NOT an agenda, It literally just means that you are happy with the physical biological body you were born with, you FEEL like the gender you are, and you are comfortable emotionally with who you are.You can be cisgendered
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your…” okay i googled it was sex pistols which is literally the weirdest ass manga ive ever read in my entire life. after the one with the
saccharinescorpion: this is an amazing scene because1) not only is Tadokoro such a history nerd (and specifically the history of the Sengoku Era because nothing is nerdier than over-specification) that he’s quoting Oda Nobunaga, 2)3)
greencarnations: cinematicsymphony: This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be. CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE: do not react. at the most,
thexfiles: “Everybody leaves home in the end.” “Not to end up stuck here.”
hayleu: if ur against breast feeding in public omfg…..you may not know this….but that’s literally what breasts are for for some reason I at first thought this said “bread feeding” and was like “what kind of monster is against
opalisagoddess: Ok you guys here it is I’m literally shaking I’m so excited I don’t know who’s posting these but it’s got to be someone on the crewniverse but anyway here’s the supposed list for Season 2!!! I’m so torn about this because
zygoats: im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am
Honestly annoyed with a cousin of mine. Not going to say why because it’s political shit and I don’t want to sound like a bigot, but c'mon, man! He completely misunderstood my post and jumped the gun, literally
cousaten: Headcanon where Suga’s mouth is uncontrollable in the morning (literally and not literally).
fuck why is this making me so sad though i literally do not understand like???????
lady-eve: I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing. Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever. But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not
ignotae: With no reply button I lack the ability to send little quick notes of encouragement or congratulations or delight or sympathy to people that matter to me and so I’d like to say thanks for literally nothing tumblr Exactly. Liked that better
redsatinsheets:santeria is literally a slave religion. it has extremely deep roots in the caribbean slave trade and hearing white people complain about it…..its just alot. no. our religion is not inviting. its not open. for a fucking reason bitch lmao
dicksandwhiches: black-girl-decadence: leswonders: bodyglttr: am i or am i not glowing Literally Why you so pretty tho? My god 👀
krakensdottir:eggastential-biscuits:soclonely:digital-medic:AHHHH LOVE THAT THEY HAVE BPDI have three of theseI thinkMaybe I have BPD but I can’t be sure rnOh thank fuck, this is literally the first non-horrible BPD representation I’ve ever seen
do not use betterhelp. do not support betterhelp. do not believe betterhelp.
funeralhome420: i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im
aik2: soggymoistmeat: aik2: What’s the point of texting someone if you’re not gonna reply to them it’s literally been 5 mins And
antacidsnake:So a few days ago I saw something that just made me unfollow someone bc it’s like “you’re not that funny” ya know? And honestly it’s not a big deal but it’s stuck in the back of my mind like that last piece or food or a bit of
I feel like absolute death today, have a cyst, some sickness and my body has turned against me for not being pregnant so im out for the day
lampad1994: i think a big reason why i use tons of emoticons and exclamation points is because i want there to be no doubt that i’m being friendly and not at all terse or uninterested, cause i have the problem where when people reply to me i’m sure
not-one-fuck-given: tyrannia: my college does themed backgrounds depending on the week and this is their anti-bullying week’s one omfg badgirl675 strikes again
I fear I am now at the age where blowing my back out is literal, a pathetic sex related spinal injury
shuckl: not sure why immigrants and poor people can’t just work harder and earn more money? or do what all us normal people did and get mummy and daddy to buy is everything we need. anyway i’ll see you all on the tennis courts
caribbeanheaux:sunzolo: I try really hard to not be pressed about celebrities, but I want all of them to get snatched. Their legacy revolves around being professional gold diggers (I fuck with that, believe me) so how the fuck you gonna shame Amber???
bpdcasual: *gets not enough attention* I’m so sad I am disliked I am nobody :( *gets lots of attention* I love this I need this but what if everyone gets tired of me because I am so needy and what if I am being Manipulative
not-safe-for-sissies:All littles are different!! There are no guidelines for being little!!
there is absolutely nothing easy about being a little when you’re brown, tall, not 120 lbs, and incredibly large chested.
If you do not live with your child, see them everyday, or honestly even spend the entire day with them— Keep your mouth shut about being tired or how YOU would run YOUR house in my position and how “easy” it’d be or so help me god I will remove
adamcheleski: namsblog: penis-hilton: this is literally how crushes work Omfg not literally
thou-creature-of-the-deep:changelingsrule:deathcomes4u:fieldbears:tikkety-tok:“No that’s an oil tank I’m not interested” 😂 #Me when I see realistic plants in video games#BABE THEY DID YARROW COME LOOK#BABE THESE GRAPES ARE CORRECTLY TRELLISED (
diacetyl-morphine: I had this really awkward moment earlier where these girls in my college came up to me and were like ‘WE MET YOUR EX BOYFRIEND AT A PARTY ON THE WEEKEND’ and couldn’t remember his name, so they started describing him and I literally
starrycove: Don’t act like pidge is not the favorite
klanced: space mice: (scurry up to allura) allura: oh! (crouches down) hello, my little friends! is something the matter? space mice: (in mouse) allura you’re not gonna fucking believe WHAT we just heard hunk and lance talking about allura: omg spill
Dressed to kill…
beesbeesbees: this is it. this is literally what happens. a friend of mine has been playing fate/stay night (Thank God) and kept joking about rin frickin calling archer “not-saber”. it’s true, literally one of the first fucking things she says
adhdheather: honestly ships that like……start out w a guy and girl when the guy constantly harasses and tries to ‘win’ the girl’s heart and the girl is uncomfortable w this and not interested in the guy and then through the course of the plot
