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So I’m working at a day camp and took a buch of kids to an arcade… Arcades are not fun with little kids   T_T This is from the manga Yotsuba&! which is about the daily life of a green haired little girl.
babyknuckles: This truly is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen :’3When I have kids, there only outfits of choice will be either from the Disney waderobe or the Final Fantasy waderobe - I’m not having any boring children who don’t like dress up.
euo: “I miss you. I miss not touching each other. Not seeing each other, not breathing in each other. I want you. All the time. No one else.” Blue is the Warmest Color (2013) dir. Abdellatif Kechiche
funny-pictures-uk: For I shall not!
broswithoutclothes: the delicate art of kidding/not kidding
fireandshellamari: vvankinq: bibliophilefiles: bibliophilefiles: Please watch this. Please. It’s important. I am not kidding. They’re really not kidding I’ve never been more happy to press play.
noonesaidwhy: Another character from Soul Eater. I’m not sure what to make of Death the Kid. Certainly he has comical moments due to his obsession, but his serious moments demand respect. Hm, guess I’ll just have to wait.
ericdeanseaton: Everyone knows the importance of helping kids establish a love of reading early in their childhood. And though it’s no secret that kids love comics and graphic novels, what still seems to be a point of contention is whether or not kids
Transgender/LGBT teens/kids/adults, they will experience nightmare of their own in a world that views them as not important, it will lead them to their suicide. we must change that by showing them that world will accept them no matter what. we will
skuttzdoescosplay: Welp. Camera issues mean this is the best pic i got of my own cosplay this year. Just Kidding, mine suck so bad I guess I accidentally selected a photo someone took of me. I am still waiting on some good pics to surface of my cosplay.
So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I am, while
chatfleur:So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I
Okay now thanks to that last thing, I have this headcanon that Bro would grab Dave, and just throw him over his shoulder and take him places, no matter what the kid was doing at the time
bitchingwitchery: catch-the-ghost: roachpatrol: eridanamporadefensesquad: terell: witchstock: geodude: iamryanhenly: Parents should not be reading your journals Parents should not be searching through your trash Parents should not be snooping
onlyblackgirl: muva-taught-me: kaiiwooo: bixbyuniversal: continue-5-4-3-2-1: blvckgeezus: mia4rmdallas: tayelchapo: lagonegirl: White people really be getting bullied by their kids I’m DEAD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ‘Not respecting parents’
sleemo: disneystudios: “ON SALE NOW! Kelly’s ‘How to Survive a Premiere’ Kit!! 😂😂😂 JUST KIDDING. Hahha. I’m having too much fun with this. Okay, but really. I’m NOT kidding about bringing those snacks. I actually 100% DO NOT KNOW
adoggoart: @bastard-hive ‘s OC Lyren is one of Kid Cobra’s idols and he had to shower his favorite gal with some attention. ☆Please do not remove my captions or links! do not repost off of tumblr without my permission☆
mysharona1987:lolotehe:Make the anti-vaxxers pay, literally, for the care of children they affect. If you are a woman whose infant catches measles because another parent made the “personal choice” not to vaccinate their kid you should absolutely
transboybatman: vaultboyy: the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous
I of course don’t speak for everyone butA lot of people don’t want kids not because they’d be a bad parent, it’s because they know couldn’t be anything less than a good parent and being a good parent takes more than many
Okay, I wasnt aware that Emos, Goths and Scene “kids” were not allowed to use Tumblr because we’re a bunch of Elitist assholes. I mean, Fucking, really?Get over youselves.
ambris-waifu-hoard: dalehan: I wasn’t sure if you were kidding or not when you asked for Salazzle lewds, I probably should have asked before drawing this… I was not kidding. Thank you for your contribution! more pls she’s on my team~ <3
i proudly maintained a low c high d average between 8th grade and 12th grade. just barely enough to graduate, but not enough where they were expecting shit out of me. the fuck i look like standing out?
vincentvangodot replied to your post “soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and…”Holy fuck, that’s disgusting, I’m so sorry. Of all things!yeah like… this kid is bad news, so I’m not horribly
jadenvargen: if your first reaction as an adult in fandom when called out is to cry about how “these kids are so whiny” “in MY day people didn’t care” or “I’M not responsible for a safe space”, then i’m honestly just dissapointed
vahnitr: vahnitr: the older you get the more conscious you need to be about kids in fandom spaces…. things is different now. might have been “okay” to talk about smutty shit with adults back when you was a kid on livejournal in 2001 but its 2017
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
worldofwellness: Not my picture but I had to share. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HEARD THIS SINCE HAVING MY DAUGHTER. IT INFURIATES ME. STOP PUTTING IT INTO GIRLS’ HEADS THAT “IF THEYRE MEAN TO YOU THEY LIKE YOU” BULLSHIT. NO
faggghaggg: Note that a man who claims not to know the significance of the eggplant emoji is quite familiar with the concept of sexting. 😎
knock-knock-its-knuckles: artemispanthar: I saw someone refer to Felidae as a dark and/or inappropriate children’s movie and…it’s not a children’s movie. It’s not meant to be a children’s movie. Just because a movie is animated does not
legs-are-just-for-show: what’s with nerds who watch cartoons going “YEAH YOU SEE DEFINITELY NOT A KIDS SHOW” whenever anything serious happens in them like why they gotta try and justify they even like cartoons by yellin that nonsense how about
feranelia: DO NOT delete the description! Some days ago I was in a serious need of a hug, thus started making this~ Because OTP is the cure for everything, not kidding. And pfft, I know it’s far from perfect, I’m not exactly an animator material
nepura: ur rickz0r: anthonyblaze: I never realized how obviously in love they were when I was a kid. Look at you Cartoon Network, subconsciously teaching children about equality… Courage the Cowardly Dog was nothing but subconscious lessons
yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a societyim not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
I hate when ppl say well cant you look at your children and see the desire to live? No i cant. Actually it makes me realize that without me, she is better off. She can have someone who is devoted to her and not weighed down by depression and suicidal
My mother volunteers in an elementary school, and the kid she works with watches MLP. When Mom told her “My daughter is an artist, and she sometimes draws pictures for bronies” (her words, not mine!) the kid asked “Can I draw a picture
harleyhendrix: sapphrikah: doggiesintensify:Finally, some hope for our generation.Oh my god another post about me. (Not kidding, I’m not having kids, only dogs.) I will be typical and have a cat ^^multiple cats for me
the-rogue-of-imagination: bibliophilefiles: bibliophilefiles: Please watch this. Please. It’s important. I am not kidding. They’re not kidding
alisonshendrixs: an important piece of advice for future parents: don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight just don’t even comment on it your kid is well aware of their weight just don’t
we-love-bruno: ♥ ..not 1, not 2,not 3, but… 4 MILLION FOLLOWEEERS ♫
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t
crabbyjammies: ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim: “kid’s show” I hate it when people say something isn’t a kid show just because it has some deep stuff in it. Believe it or not, kids aren’t dumbasses. They can understand concepts like
thisiselliz: kids: Daddy future me: dont call me that kids: why not dad? future me: tumblr fucked that up for y’all Zoe this is so true rn OMG
Not Tigress
I called it, I knew that as a trade for bigger boobs for a short time I would have killer cramps and I actually think I’m dying
reminder: every body type is hot, girls and guys
NOT KIDDING IF I SEE ONE MORE WALKING DEAD THING I WILL JUMP OFF THE TALLEST BRIDGE
having a very small life crisis - all my friends are pregnant or getting engaged and living together and im not even close to that and I thought they were weird and moving quick but maybe im the weird one?? but im 22, im not ready for that life!!! and
nemfrog: A seven-year old boy was “ told to communicate with a foreigner, who did not know their language, inviting him for a visit, giving news of the family, and expressing good wishes.” Psychological Atlas. 1948. Internet Archive
heedra:not to oversimplify an extremely complex discipline but if i had to pick one tip to give people on how to have more productive interactions with children, especially in an instructive sense, its that teaching a kid well is a lot more like improv
asteroidesmuertos: not woman not men not kid not lesbian not bi not gay not white not you not no just person, just human
migscast: if this wasn’t your reaction while watching the vma performance then you’re a fake monster I’m the guy who’s eating his food & drinking his beverage in the far back.
My own two year old doesn’t make me feel as old as this kid does
tankasaurus: 5dollarshake: Hazel’s favorite character. #zarya #overwatch I’m not allowed to play anything else when she’s watching! THIS IS ADORABLE
What am I Valentinesing for u Shadswife :U 💕(harinezumiko)you’re not getting me anything but if you HAPPEN to manage to steal this….very ugly deadpool that i’m NOT crying over right now…….
stephadoodle replied to your post: so…………………….. we ended up not watching OUAT… school work comes second (kidding) but not kidding (kidding) no I’m not. ;;;;;’)))))))))))))))))
I… I think I just designed my own strawbana kid ._.
