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fencer-x: sakura-moge: I choked on my tea. (x) So, this is from the opening sequence, which is hands down, I am not even joking, the most amazing thing I have seen done on stage. Every character’s introduction is SO smoothly timed and choreographed
lelymypiilo: senoritacumberbatch: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking
damnnlyssa: mericanfootball: This is a valuable lesson adeventure time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not My favorite window!
larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN
exec2sec:She was (once) an executive damnit, not some beach whore, how exactly was she supposed to get any work done dressed like this (she isn’t she’s the office joke) and how the hell did they expect her to get to work on time dressed like this?
h-ella: uncreativeminds: distraction: kindahorny: daisyel: stuhning: releasings: best gif ever omfg i did this like 8 times today you think I’m joking but I’m just not i can’t wait for this to have a million omg omg its so close to a
handgrenade2: damnnlyssa: mericanfootball: This is a valuable lesson adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not i need to just tattoo this on my brain
carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH
really Suigetsu? you’re in the middle of a freaking war this is not the time to be cracking jokes.
damnnlyssa: mericanfootball: This is a valuable lesson adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
justanotherdayinlife: animalcrackersinmyblog: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good
kaleidoscopeheartofmemories: welovesweeran: high-blogging: fucking ellen you guys don’t understand this scene was in Ellen’s show during a time where she was constantly being watched by the media. She was not out yet and was playing a joke on
Here are the results. (Not quite monday…) I should have seen this coming. I was thinking about adding a joke vote option but then I remembered what happened last time… you guys… never again. Incest it is! (aka my OC)
levilagann: “Yeah, I guess she really made our plans…fall apart?” “No…just, no.” “Wha- but you do it!”“There’s a time and a place for jokes.”“Was this not it?” “No, it just wasn’t very good.”“Well at least I’m trying!”
coelasquid:My general policy is not to post things on the internet that I would feel weird if my parents saw but every time Reaper says that goddamn line I think “why don’t I see everyone on the internet making this joke?” so I am releasing it
asklonelyscratch: Hello everyone. I really like all of my followers and all but. I guess I haveta shut down my 1st victorious tumblr blog. This is not a joke or anything I’m just so busy these days and Really have less of a time to work with this
uncreativeminds: distraction: kindahorny: daisyel: stuhning: releasings: best gif ever omfg i did this like 8 times today you think I’m joking but I’m just not i can’t wait for this to have a million omg omg its so close to a million
It’s Been A Long Time Since Fall Out Boy Song Titles Were Stylized Like This, Close To 8 Years, If We’re Being Exact, So I’m Not Sure Why People Continue To Make These Jokes When They’ve Been Done To Death And Their Relevancy Is Beyond Expired
straggletag: knowledgeequalsblackpower: i scrolled passed this several times before actually reading it. i’m not used to two white men talking sense… Alton Brown is no fucking joke a legend.
dykonomics: lezzyharpy: biff-donderglutes: KILL just a heads up the person who made this comment is not actually a landlord, works a part time retail job, and left this comment in that group as a joke
heliolisk: busterscary: Can we all agree that Avatar had one of the worst movie adaptations of all time. Like where did these fucking blue people come from. Why are they in space. There’s not even any fucking bending. I like how this is a joke
writingandnerdshit: whales-are-gay: homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time
my-little-ninja: artemuscain-gamingandbs: lord-brixie: Every time I see this I’m equally unprepared for the punchline bc I forget it’s a joke until the end that green dude look like a human version of @takashi0‘s avatar I can not unsee that
clop-dragon: larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE
askponycheshirecat: larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT
kappathekirin:kappathekirin:“It’s a joke. I’m not going to burn the workshop. Probably.” Man this post took a while.. The last time I drew this yard was like 3 years ago, so it needed to be redone.Thank you everyone for your patience and I hope
whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid:thefingerfuckingfemalefury:larissafae:carryonmywaywardstirrup:endmerit:Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE
whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD
fuckyeahkensugimori: avocado-slice: Ken Sugimori released an artbook. Repeat. Ken Sugimori released an artbook. This is not a delayed April’s fools joke, Ken Sugimori released an artbook. It’s only ¥1,998 on Amazon JP. About time!
faqoloqy: avengersunderthemistletoe:tittyglitterdance: judaaru: what if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back that would be alarming get out This is not the time to make jokes
micdotcom: If you thnk this is a joke, we’ve seen time and again, it’s not.
hetahomestuckgirl: damnnlyssa: mericanfootball: This is a valuable lesson adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not im like crying now
snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: one time i was at my friends place and we were cooking this zucchini noodle recipe and it called for two cloves of garlic and me, being the garlic connoisseur that i am, jokingly said “two is not nearly enough let’s
devildoll: devildoll: mendacity17: teenwolf: … Those Stilinski men, always with the one-liners. this is not the time for dad jokes Sheriff reblogging myself because i just noticed Derek’s face in the background and it looks like THAT’S EXACTLY
pencilcat: Bonus: I don’t care if it’s been done a million times, this joke will never not be funny.
colgek: larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN
ankh-niggas-anonymous: sailorscarif: dynastylnoire: ithotyouknew2: candyhatestumbler: cuteboykenshintravis: This gotta be a joke Thank you for my new blog name… These hoteps must not have jobs like how much free time do you have to have to
leander-ligo: my-time-and-space: flintstonevitamins: do you see this this is a white cube the license plate is the chemical equation for glucose sugarcube I’m so ecstatic that the opportunity for that joke was not wasted
theangrymarshmallow: justcashierthings: temoreus: yourcashierproblems: kookie667: I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny Will there ever be a day I don’t hear this? I’M SO CONFUSEDIS THIS AN INSIDE JOKE THAT 160K PEOPLE UNDERSTAND
rakeeshsorrel: tulerarts: Some folks participate in this thing called “TMI Tuesday” and I thought, sure why not. I had received this question a few times on twitter and tumblr as somewhat of a joke, but some people were asking me “What would my
socratescloset: This is not an April Fool’s Day joke. Homestar Runner updated for the first time in three years. On a personal note, I really needed this today. Thanks, Brothers Chaps. (Paging tramampoline, themagneticfeels, et al.)
urfaveisunfuckable:parakeet: {This user reads porn on their 3ds internet browser} this is my favorite “unrelatable” userbox of all time because i have done this. not even as a joke or anything
pocketsext: airrogance: westbor0baptistchurch: and we’ll never be royals shut up hoe this doesnt look anything like lorde take ya shitty overused jokes elsewhere ive seen someone use this caption like 20 got damn times its just not in our blood
silver-couture: privilige: succeeds: eliaca: Reblog and make a wish did this and it worked, so… it actually fucking works not even joking theres never been a time when i haven’t reblogged this
peaceandgoooodvibes: blunttholder: cl0thes0ff: fieldsofroses: apparant: cookie-cutter-wrists: cut-yourself-and-shag: gentle-soul-fragile-body: oh my god.. I’ve watched this too many times.. Im not even joking, i first thought this was an