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it might be even funnier if it said ‘do not come in here - FUCKING", lol
I’d seen the creampie part of this scene b4 but not the rest, looks fukn awesome, any1 kno actress/movie? That 2nd pic made me lol, for some reason it just kina looks funny…
LMAO! Some people are so fucking stupid!This person has followed me for a week now and sends me this message. I simply point out the fact that I’m not the person in the photos (not even in my usual sarcastic and smart-ass tone), and I am promptly called
This fucking animation is sucking me dry.This boop won’t be included. I just thought it looks funny.
“The fuck…not a fucking chance! HAHAHAHAHA. What a funny joke. You clown. Kiss my beautiful superior ass and get the hell off my stage! Lol just fuck off and die loser.” #BetaHate #TaylorSwiftistheLord
lunchboxpussy: lunchboxpussy~Dont disturb me. Im in the middle of a dream! Naughtynicegirl69~this is my blog of the night…he was one of my first followers and not only is the blog sexy but he had a slightly twisted and very funny sense
evisane: these-words-they-will-not-heal: lizawithazed: captain-gumdrops: bluhbluhhugedork: The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP I actually love spiders and I just cracked the fuck
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sushinfood: sridevi: jennamaroney: list of things she did: 1. that she really did! DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS TO MINIMUM WAGE WORKERSFOR FUCK’S SAKE. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
turing-tested: turing-tested: turing-tested: this is literally so fucking funny im really not even mad because only LGBT people can be this funny so i know my ŭ is in good, gay, hands
“Son of a BITCH… When I said I wanted to be reincarnated as a majestic animal… this is NOT what I fucking meant…”
True. People assume that if you’re a genius with an ridiculous IQ… life is easier or something? Well its not… yer fucking dumb for thinking so. ^_^
…. gods… I fucking hope not.
YA ITS NOT THAT FUCKING COMPLICATED LADIES, STOP BEING SELF CENTERED. Ahem… Im fine.
…. dude do your own fucking laundry. You make your mom wash your cum filled socks? Not classy bro… and kinda creepy.
…. seriously though…. how fucking stupid do you need to be to NOT realize this probably wont end well…
lol…. This is such a fucking safety hazard. Hope its not in America… those fuckers would kill themselves wholesale… freezing to death in the middle of the summer etc.
lol Its not wrong…
Truth.
…………. come on. Its not like squirting is a recent development in human anatomy… how the fuck sheltered is this librarian…? LMAO
Did NOT see that coming…
Did not see that coming…
…. the Truck’s not wrong…
THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS, WHY HAS MULTIPLE GENERATIONS OF MY FAMILY NOT THOUGHT OF THIS, I AM SHAMED.
stormy-the-fae: helabarn: therac00neater: mymindchangesalot: I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO REBLOG THIS You’re not the only one pal. I can see me doing this I have that exact same fucking fridge. DAFUQ DID JUS’ C?!
sadismacorp: gingerin-thetardis: “Raven what’s on your face. It is me” SO FUCKING DAPPER
starcake13: aeolus06: the-peregrine-mendicant: doomsong13: fandomblogger: i-am-funny-and-you-are-not: 0nehundred-sleepless-nights: blainesbedroom: diamondintherough96: pudding-is-the-new-fondue: just-a-cardboard-box: a-very-not-royal-prince:
bootyisagirlsbestfriend: “go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today” *snort*
alphamachine: vivzie-zp: corrwill: ouijasexting: im fucking crYIN G omfg I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!! the ending gif, I can’t So good CLASSIC!
you know…i would be shocked at this point, but no. nope. fuck it. not anymore. i’ve seen too much. too many things have been ruined. from The Goonies, to The Rugrats…yup…we are a culture of pervs, and we unknowingly expose even
xcoastie04: Yesssss!!!!!!!!!! #shotfirst #starwars by @force_girls via @PhotoRepost_app photoshopped or not, this is fucking priceless
BWAHAHAHAHA! omg i did not expect that XD i’m fucking dying
justdilla: OH MY GOD I CANT BREATH WTF MADE THESE GUYS DO THIS OMG I SERIOUSLY NEED THESE HORSE HEADS IN MY LIFE AND ID WALK AROUND CAMPUS DOING THIS TO PEOPLE IM NOT EVEN JOKING FUCK ME KEVIN, i see you again hahaha staahp
dancenotesandpieces: DON’T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST THIS AND NOT WATCH IT.. MOST FUCKING HILARIOUS SHIT I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG WHILE! OMG! BIG BALLS!
nigeah: Oh fuck Yall ain’t shit for that
songsofabronzesiren: kingerock288: kumasenpai: carversti: tittytaytay: theequeenpin: killakillakadafi191: o-dellbeckham: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO This the greatest thing ever 😂😂😂😂 this shit kills me every fucking time son 10/10 didn’t
happyless: darning-socks: Additional stages preceding Stage 4 include, but are not limited to: the scene phase meme-loving fuck incessant roleplayer brainwashed democrat it’s not even funny how accurate this is, I cringed so hard at this
fluctuatingfandoms: epitomeofnerd: theendofaspark: this is never going to not be funny Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever The fact that he breaks the computer when he try’s to leave makes me not be able
Yes I live with guys. Yes we are affectionate. No I don’t want to fuck them in any way. No I’m not secretly in love with them. Keep your fantasies to yourself.
smokinqq: having depression is not going to make people feel bad for you self harming is not going to make boys want to kiss your scars mental disorders are fucking serious not quirks for you to add to your personality description
phonesignal: labronjames4ever: kaylalollama:Is there a chrome extension to block Amy Schumer’s face from popping up on every social media platform because I honestly do not care about her pls get out of my face I’m sorry no there’s not, shut
rowdy-as-fuck: moremetalthanyourmom: rowdy-as-fuck: hardcxre: haukeye: The “steal your girl” hairstyles aka the first one rowdy-as-fuck Me Not you Funny story actually
jean-luc-gohard: political-dissonance: Yep, the current generation is pretty impressive… Fucking millennials, not invading Normandy. Making excuses like, “There’s no enemy force occupying France,” and, “World War II has been over for over
nickispursuitofhappiness: thisiselliz: slypeezy: mememaster: I asked for ten mcnuggets not a fucking mega nugget You had one job McDonalds O M F G how did they fuck this up lmao lmfaoooooo one big ass nugget thats so fucking funny lmfaoooooo
thegothicalice: Inspired by a text post my friend found. Ballpoint sketch in my moleskin and colored digitally. I’m still not sure why I think it’s so damn funny.
istanbul1997: things I’ve learned to say to boys: -you’re not funny -don’t talk to me like I’m dumb -I probably know more about this than you do -don’t fucking talk about her like that -I’m not comfortable with this -I don’t owe you anything
guavaagoddess: attractivedecoy: ichablog: ru-debega: sushinfood: clausesart: sushinfood: sridevi: jennamaroney: list of things she did: 1. that she really did! DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS TO MINIMUM WAGE WORKERSFOR FUCK’S SAKE. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
virginsplayground: sad-butsassy: shinnomew: my-littletony: vixen7: I’m crying. ITS BACK “You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voiceI’m very happy “I will rip your fucking throat out” I TRIED TO NOT REBLOG BUT THEN
adoringbeyonce: DO. NOT. FUCK. WITH. THE. HIVE. BITCHES. 1. You do not make fun of a toddler2. You do not make fun of a toddler, even as a joke3. YOU DO NOT FUCKING MAKE FUN OF A TODDLER EVERhow low do you have to sink to think its funny to talk shit
catgirljohn:what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website
vizia-the-mod: This is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I came like 6 times reading this. i am the greatest erotica writer
monstre-rose: anuvia: jami-c: prongsiegannon: chompass: scenefux: monstrenoir: Holy crap, please watch this. I think I just peed. I am in tears. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY!? I CAN’T BREATHE Fuck yEs THIS ITS NOT A C O O k IE mg ldSKJHG NO MATTER
I really wanna send some nudes to a couple of guys I’m talking to becus I come across as shy and pretty awkward in person n i think it would be rlly funny when they see me pump my pussy n then fuck it tbh
are you fucking kidding meif this is an attempt at a joke it’s not funny, it’s condescending as fuck and incredibly rude regardless of your intentions.the screen on my laptop DOES BOTHER ME that’s why I limit my time online because staring at a