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psychophancy:polyamoryspider:SO PERFECT.FUCK. … I almost don’t have any of my own words for this one. Almost. Not teach safety? Really??!!Just so you know. They aren’t saying that not telling kids how to have safe sex will stop them from
z0nesama: hatbotx: @z0nesama posted a design for kid Zone-tan recently and I love it. Tried to doodle kid-Zone myself but not super happy with the result. I’ll try again later, Zone-kid seems like a fun idea to mess around with. Cute! Very rare that
lilyandinternet: Smitty: MY EARS!!!! ok on second thought.. maybe im not quite ready for a kid..(^^ haha soooo cute! awesome job lilly!! this M!A is fun!)
subgirlygirl: Not even kidding… we watched this movie yesterday! However, I do not remember this part. I think I’ll be spiderman for Halloween now!!
funny-pictures-uk: For I shall not!
sarpedom: thepinupproject88: kinkywife-kinkylife: 1minxie: So true….. I’m not fucking kidding This. I wish I’d known this the first time I’d had sex and not several years after the fact. I feel like I’m making up for lost time now.
This song makes me so sad for some reason. Is it because I am in the prime of my youth and I am not enjoying life?Also, sorry this is turning into an eclectic music blog, but I am just not inspired to do anything creative right now.
skuttzdoescosplay: Welp. Camera issues mean this is the best pic i got of my own cosplay this year. Just Kidding, mine suck so bad I guess I accidentally selected a photo someone took of me. I am still waiting on some good pics to surface of my cosplay.
New Post has been published on http://bonafidepanda.com/wont-kids-school/HOLY CRAP!! You Will NOT Believe How These Kids Get to SchoolWho would let out a loud groan each time our Moms would wake us up to get ready for school? I have to be honest, we all
Okay now thanks to that last thing, I have this headcanon that Bro would grab Dave, and just throw him over his shoulder and take him places, no matter what the kid was doing at the time
What worries me about a lot of the internet is when someone asks for money for important shit people always seem to think “selfish and useless idiot, can’t earn like everyone else!” not “why the fuck do people have to ask for money for food
mysharona1987:lolotehe:Make the anti-vaxxers pay, literally, for the care of children they affect. If you are a woman whose infant catches measles because another parent made the “personal choice” not to vaccinate their kid you should absolutely
I of course don’t speak for everyone butA lot of people don’t want kids not because they’d be a bad parent, it’s because they know couldn’t be anything less than a good parent and being a good parent takes more than many
saikkysecrets: Super quick fanart doodle for @wuffen’s fic “kids these days” that got me feel dem feels. :||| senpai noticed Tadashi… (Not so sure if this one is good to be noticed) just needed to get this out of my system ;; v ;;“”“”
gothgfs: gothgfs: ok: not wanting kids not ok: having no empathy for children and thinking emotionally abusing them is okay seriously can yall stop fucking debating this? all i said was ‘dont abuse children’ jesus fucking christ
gendercake: imperfekct: gendercake: i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal? fuck
Oh yea I made another nsfw blog for all things not H, but who’s kidding i’ll most likely post H there too. It’s still setting up and i’ll probably get back to making gifs once it’s all set up. Also sorry i haven’t posted in a shit long
i proudly maintained a low c high d average between 8th grade and 12th grade. just barely enough to graduate, but not enough where they were expecting shit out of me. the fuck i look like standing out?
*pokes her fingers together* So… Uhm… I don’t know if you people know, but the thing that has been pestering me for years now (yes, years, literally, I’m not even kidding here) was finally solved today. I’m not sure how
gothgfs: ok: not wanting kids not ok: having no empathy for children and thinking emotionally abusing them is okay
i-am-thesenate: roxannepolice: i-am-thesenate: The Han Solo movie genuinely looks like a movie specifically made for kids to enjoy Wait, are you implying any Star Wars installment could be in fact directed at kids? Not grown ups who know the bitter
faggghaggg: Note that a man who claims not to know the significance of the eggplant emoji is quite familiar with the concept of sexting. 😎
It’s not that I dislike Miley Cyrus for slut shaming reasons it’s because there’s a time and a place for things and the vmas(generally has young kids) is not the place to be twerking and humping things. I don’t think I would care
bevsi: it really bugs me when people are like “wow this is NOT a kid’s show!” as if kids have no capacity to process upsetting or deep or meaningful content, and as if all content for children should be as vapid and safe as possible
yama-z-aki: but rin when he does the eyebrow thing the best part is he’s had this habit since he was a little kid like what a nerd
ponpongoawei: i say “buy me things” a lot for someone who has a fit of guilt every time someone pays for my lunch
micdotcom: Not having kids (by choice or by chance) is a perfectly healthy and normal thing to do. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Just listen to the women who attended the first-ever Not Mom Summit, a safe-space conference for those who are
dickprintbandit: it’s always terrifying when ppl say they want 4+ more kids. i just can’t help but to think abt all the $ you gotta invest in these lil things. Childcare for three kids is killing me. I could afford a whole other house if I wasn’t
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
I hate when ppl say well cant you look at your children and see the desire to live? No i cant. Actually it makes me realize that without me, she is better off. She can have someone who is devoted to her and not weighed down by depression and suicidal
danspreludes: Just got home. It was a really busy day. I went to Berkley at 9am to play violin for these kids at a school, got some money out of it so that was nice, plus I love playing for kids. there minds are so interested in music and what not. Then
liberalsarecool: Parades? Welfare for farmers?How is there instant money for this bullshit created by Trump but not for teachers, or students, or health care for kids?
My mother volunteers in an elementary school, and the kid she works with watches MLP. When Mom told her “My daughter is an artist, and she sometimes draws pictures for bronies” (her words, not mine!) the kid asked “Can I draw a picture
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
Christmass is coming so raise awarness: Do not buy animals as gifts for kids. Do not buy PARROTS as gifts for kids. Please.
harleyhendrix: sapphrikah: doggiesintensify:Finally, some hope for our generation.Oh my god another post about me. (Not kidding, I’m not having kids, only dogs.) I will be typical and have a cat ^^multiple cats for me
dominantlife: Psychologists Say Coloring Is The Best Alternative To MeditationI remember being a kid and loving coloring. But I’m not a kid anymore, so I kinda just forgot about it entirely. It turns it, coloring may actually be really good for us
theholykaron: thecelestialchild: lamonte13: best-of-funny: the-absolute-funniest-posts: youhavethewrongtumblr: THIS WAS A KIDS SHOW X I honestly do not know how this show lasted on tv. It was not made for kids lol They show/showed it on Spike
alisonshendrixs: an important piece of advice for future parents: don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight just don’t even comment on it your kid is well aware of their weight just don’t
7hrone: justasillyfilly: wibblywobblystarkywarky: somehow im not fully convinced this show is aimed towards kids u thought this was for kids
thatwestafricangirl: thethirdreel: it’s almost time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and not get kissed on new years yup 😒 all I want for.christmas not even kidding
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t
guns-and-humor: Now we need to make a bunch of white rock costumes for kids in black communities so their daddy’s will look for them!!! I am black man , and I find this statement very offensive not all blacks do drugs like not all whites are child
thisiselliz: kids: Daddy future me: dont call me that kids: why not dad? future me: tumblr fucked that up for y’all Zoe this is so true rn OMG
ixnay-on-the-oddk: *wish I didn’t have to make this video wearing this makeup but oh well* Reporting me and having my perfectly PG photos removed because you think I’m too skinny is BULLYING. No, not concern, not a helping hand, it’s bullying.
having a very small life crisis - all my friends are pregnant or getting engaged and living together and im not even close to that and I thought they were weird and moving quick but maybe im the weird one?? but im 22, im not ready for that life!!! and
porncute: I’m so sad about the gorilla that was shot dead because some irresponsible parents left their child unsupervised for a long time. also, why the zoo had to use real bullets instead of using a tranquilizer gun? ugh same!! I saw this and I
halloweenuiq: imagine that you have a four year old and a really beautiful giant chocolate cake and you put the cake in front of the kid and that’s it you dont give her any plates or any utensils you just sort of set the cake down in front of the kid
heedra:not to oversimplify an extremely complex discipline but if i had to pick one tip to give people on how to have more productive interactions with children, especially in an instructive sense, its that teaching a kid well is a lot more like improv
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t Maybe also confront people who say they want
My husband: “I want to give our kids punk rock middle names” Me: “STUDDED BELT” My husband: “~Blank stare~” I’m not punk rock enough for him
l-a-l-o-u: OTP children headcannons yaaaayyyy I wrote little bios for all of them under the cut! EDIT: One of the kid’s same was wrong, this is his actual name (Tanish, not Jintan) Keep reading
More concept art for my film! now including the little kid the before and after process of my backgrounds and the second part concept background art! The second part is supposed to look a bit messier and bold because it’s basically the kids imagination
What am I Valentinesing for u Shadswife :U 💕(harinezumiko)you’re not getting me anything but if you HAPPEN to manage to steal this….very ugly deadpool that i’m NOT crying over right now…….
verbena-a: reedthurston: The Bachelor says having gays on TV is “not a good example for kids.” Because if anything is a good example for kids, it’s one man dating 30 women at once. SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT