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jomag69: Wife’s 70 year old ass This curvy lady is *not 70?! Not even close! Wow!
LMAO! Some people are so fucking stupid!This person has followed me for a week now and sends me this message. I simply point out the fact that I’m not the person in the photos (not even in my usual sarcastic and smart-ass tone), and I am promptly called
In honor of Munday, the Muse will now tell everyone the answers to any questions they feel like asking about the Mun. In their own words. Whether the Mun likes it or not.
askabighornysheep: Not even Dressed yet :I (( Surprised someone found this Blog actually, didn’t know anyone paid attention to mah links :B Need to work on my Gif Making Skills… Was fun though~ )) IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW PLEASE STOP SLAPPING ME
randomly reposting some of these because nostalgia hits hard, and I’m not even sorry for being a bad casual photographer who can’t even set the horizon straight
>Watching this Pun madness Whoever you are making these gif’s You made me laugh harder then I should at punsI should be asleep I’m not even feeling well
skuttzdoescosplay: Welp. Camera issues mean this is the best pic i got of my own cosplay this year. Just Kidding, mine suck so bad I guess I accidentally selected a photo someone took of me. I am still waiting on some good pics to surface of my cosplay.
That’s not even a half of my gem OCs ;w;The first three are polyamorous lil’ lesbians that fuse into Charoite [the purple one], during Rose’s rebellion they’ve fought on different sides [Pad on Rose’s side, Kat under Yellow Diamond and Blu under
kiwi-weenie: me: whats with all the ridiculous poses women are drawn in thats not even physically possiblealso me: YES GOOD
Wake Me Up
no im not watching woohyun fancams at 3am and crying naaaaahhhhhhh
You ever feel dumb cause doing something “rebellious” is causing you to be an anxiety mess lmao??I’m not even doing anything crazy.. I’m just sneaking outside for like 1 min to get something from a friend then coming back, but still aghhh I’m
theheartmaid: lol i suck at art wow welcome to the club idek what i was thinking delete later just an in-class doodle lol I don’t even know what I was trying to do here, I’ll delete it later this is the fucking definition of artists
bodyglitter: me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears me 3 seconds later:
alltheconstellationslooklikeyou:“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday
riyoka: if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
kasindrarules: escasun: me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know? that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah
I can’t even believe some people are still filling that out when you’re not going to the cons or buying anything, are you trolling me or?????????????
Support me on Patreon => Reapersun on PatreonI’m trying a lot of new stuff for Patreon and I drew this Qcard (PiQard?Qptain?) because this is the only thing I ship in TNG tbhActually I’m lying, I also ship Riker/Riker and Wesley/sweatersSwesley
timo-chalamet: I have not spoken since I was six years old. No one knows why, not even me. My father says it is a dark talent, and the day I take it into my head to stop breathing will be my last. Today he married me to a man I have not yet met. Soon
rupert-giles:“The voice you hear is not my speaking voice, but my mind’s voice. I have not spoken since I was six years old. No one knows why– not even me. My father says it is a dark talent, and the day I take it into my head to stop breathing
Can we talk about how I finally found Iron man ice pops and my friend loves me so much, she bought it for me? Also, note how my significant other is not even remotely amused.
hvit-ravn: Anonymous asked: Could you draw bilbo walking in on kili and fili at an awkard moment? i’m not even sorry. trolololololo.
On a scale of one to negative eighteen, how horrible do you think Eren is at sex the first few times? Not even suggesting he wouldn’t want to have sex or anything. I’m sure he’d go into it like he’d go into anything. WITH GREAT
faustyflakes: im not even in this fandom i tearfully remind myself again during the fourth hour of coloring. pre-BoFA emotions brought to you by this song [x] when I grow to be a poppy in the graveyardi will send you all my love upon the breeze and
everything is making me think of my ex best friend why the fuck did I spend more than half of my life with her why did she look at all those years we had and went nope I’m not even going to give this person a conclusion
hit one of those brick walls in which I’m just fucking angry about my ex, what they did to me, and the amount of money they owe my partner
ameriqan: how insecure in your religion do you have to be that you won’t even let your kid learn basic history about other religions for a history class??? I bet she has the let me speak to the manager haircut
escasun: me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?
Remember a few weeks back when we were talking about how this fandom loves the mundane even though the show is about amazing fantastical things, and we focus on the Gems doing super mundane normal every day things? ‘cause like that’s how I
*loud frustrated sighing* people get annoyed if I watch a show without them but if I wait for them they dick around for hours like I know -you- don’t care about watching it as it airs but you know I do and you’re not even trying to get here
*likes a post**in response, tumblr suggestion pop-up shows me four shippy pictures of a pairing I can’t stand even though its not even remotely related to the post I ‘liked’*What did I do to deserve this insult
Tumblr mobile recommended me a post from my own blog. Like, from this blog, not a side blog or anything. I didn’t even know that could happen…
classy-kate: i-wanna-be-stereotyped: I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies. Someone finally said it
someone explain to me how tf an octobrush wastes more ink than a roller
someone friend requested me and bc i’m nice i accepted it but now i regret it bc they’re so…………………. clingy………………..
lunalovesgood: tiredandtrueofheart: nevver: Killer Queen i’m not OK with this help
:i’d die for a partner who just absolutely cannot keep their hands off me. they’re not even horny, half the time; they just to have something warm and soft in their lap, underneath their hands, whether they’re groping me to keep themself
vee-ayye: yourlocalweeknd: This deadass me in 30 years LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL jnbfejhngjenfjks this made my night. I wouldn’t ever let nobody smoke in my shit, but this was hilarious
xxkeminxx: publicrabbit: zenami: SometimesYou try so hard to take care of everyone elseThat you forget to take care of yourself Hey looks it’s me Oh, hey…my representive. Yeup, this is me
hawtornes: Not the trees, not the river…not even me. aww Catelyn Stark was Hermione’s mom
no ones mouth is big enough to bit u. not even your pinky finger. i bet u wont even answer this cuz u have when people call u fat. but u r fat and everyone aleady knos so answer the question pussy
For some reason, getting advice from you is really pissing me the fuck off. I’ve somehow forgiven everyone other than you. Maybe it’s not even forgiveness, but you’re just not worth my time.
mereperf: ask-miss-frost: Thanks to Tumblr, I know the plot, characters, ships, inside jokes etc. of every single even vaguely popular fandom, but I still have absolutely no clue what Homestuck even is.
I really don’t understand why people how to make things so difficult. Like seriously that’s not even necessary. Please stop.
honeycurl: diosa-flower: I’m only like “semi” pretty .. Not even fully pretty and I’m not saying this for sympathy or to get people to tell me other wise.. I’m saying this because this is how I feel 😂 I’m like pretty 2 hours out of
disasterxv:not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
I will literally pay the universe to let me have ONE SINGLE GAME of overwatch where no one yells, no one forces me to be healer and someone at least gets on the point
lifeisthefight: “I"m not even angry. I’m being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me.” ~ GlaDOS, Still Alive Source More edits here.
pixl8ing:when “just the tip” becomes “i really need to use you” becomes “i’m sorry, it’s not my fault when you look like that” becomes “hold still for me, i’ll be gentle” becomes “shut up and take it, this is what you’re made
satans-knitwear:Think I’ve forgotten what its like to be touched by a hand that isnt my own. Again. 😭🥺Treat me ~ Tip me
tamiiland: Alpha love. Not sure what’s going on in here. Pretty sure my good ol’ bro Sunny knows. She’s the dirkjake expert (if you know what I mean). Bro, this is entirely your fault. It’s not even midnight and I’m lamely doodling mild
norse-kink: dashingicecream: here have this Read More uM excuse me i was expecting something more sexual than this monica who do u think i am this aint 50 shades of sfw bITCH U DoN’T KNOW ME wait yes u do i
idk how this game made me love rin tohsaka even more but IT DID IT
mmmm i could be annoyed at how they managed to make f/extra’s rin outfit even more revealing, but at this point im too tired and not even surprised
I get so sad when a man can’t talk dirty to me *cries*
Oh totally, excuse me while I quit my yoga practice and abandon all of the mental, spiritual, and physical benefits I receive from it because you and people like you think I’m fucking appropriating a culture because I practice yoga and meditate and
I hate that I don’t feel comfortable going hiking unless I have a man with me.It’s not even just the possibility of being raped, kidnapped, or murdered (which are obviously concerns of mine), it’s also the high probability that I’ll be sexually
![That’s not even a half of my gem OCs ;w;The first three are polyamorous lil’ lesbians that fuse into Charoite [the purple one], during Rose’s rebellion they’ve fought on different sides [Pad on Rose’s side, Kat under Yellow Diamond and Blu under](https://69.media.tumblr.com/dc76e2c3543c1b8f14032b092b2c5ed6/tumblr_nsn21nn7N11uwjdxdo1_250.png)
![faustyflakes: im not even in this fandom i tearfully remind myself again during the fourth hour of coloring. pre-BoFA emotions brought to you by this song [x] when I grow to be a poppy in the graveyardi will send you all my love upon the breeze and](https://69.media.tumblr.com/f9cdc9822d62ed396d8c560da6ebfab6/tumblr_mz55icwobC1qew3jho1_250.png)
