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wickedknickers: Animal friends.

not actually dogs, but I think this qualifies for #Cutesday

Not actually starting a WTF wednesday thing, but I got this from a friend on IRC, and… seriously… what the fuck?

itmeanslovable: feeling pretty low today.. this kind of inspired me but then i thought to myself.. i have nothing to create.. i need to keep myself busy right now.. ughh :D Sure you do! Remember that Zentangle thing? There’s videos for it on youtu

I have to rely on peer reviews to edit my essay for a class. Too bad there are barely any comments on the essays. I also have a group project I’m supposed to do, but my group has pretty much not gotten back to me in any way, shape, or form in

doggie999artist:Not my drawing but it’s good to share.That is true, no time spent on doing the actual thing means no skills gained.

Not actually vintage, but close enough.

Okay..i pass but result was not good but i still pass. i happy with my result actually not but still pass. But GPA was suck.i know i cant get 2 and above. thumbs up to me!!!!

disneyismyescape: kinell: Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

You always adored glamour, but it would make you so uncomfortable when you looked at girls with the other boys, because you were made to be aware of, however much you wanted to it to be, a love of glamour, wasn’t anything like actually being attracted

quackking1:Another thing from a drawthread of Commander Zilyana. I do not take credit for the art. Probably by “Sachito“ but not sure. I would love to have the actual artist have posted it but I can’t just ignore this. It’s great!I just found

not-safe-for-sile: By mildly popular request here it is! An actual YCH with Sile! See this link here for information on the YCH! For the first YCH, bid here! But make sure to read the link with the info!

tbh I don’t even know what exactly Bethesda does wrong because while I do enjoy playing their games, I find it very hard to care about what’s actually going on in them and I literally do not care about any of the characters as soon as I’m not directly

odinoco: yourownpetard: cheattoe: a-bore-of-a-whore: lady-of-greenwood: sindri42: solwardenclyffe: sindri42: sidereanuncia: ontologicalidiot: an-actual-stone: glumshoe: colonelmagpie: colonelmagpie: colonelmagpie: colonelmagpie: Evidence:

So I need to wake up early in the morning to walk my dog, since nobody else is home, and I was downloading some ringtones to use as an alarm. And I found the greatest thing ever: a Tsundere alarm. Normally I’d be too embarrased to actually use it, but

But I actually am dumb!

averagefairy: rudiecantfailtomakeyoucum: averagefairy: cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal Maybe you’re

Uh oh,… Will you keep his accident a secret? (soft-boy in a baggy sweater has an accident!)

hipsteradjacent: matt-daddaryo: Jack Falahee on Snapchat. | 18 March 2016 But not actually. Like I actually hate Chris Evans…but I do Hate Jack Falahee…

shsl-shipper-gamer-fangirl: naturalbornmartyrs: Praying for Marawi Just to correct: not actually ISIS, but the Maute (Islamic State of Lanao) group. they are not ISIS, but they have pledged allegiance to ISIS. BUT THE REASONING STILL STANDS TERRORISM

sexual-abuse-survivor-support: So this is a quick warning post: I saw the movie ‘It’ tonight and one of the characters was clearly being sexually (and probably physically) abused by her father. Now, while it didn’t show him actually abusing her,

alloftheveganfood: Vegan Hot Chocolate Round Up Super Creamy Vegan Hot Chocolate Mexican Hot Chocolate with Coconut Whipped Cream Chocolate Peanut Butter Hot Cocoa Vegan Hot Chocolate Vegan Pumpkin Hot Chocolate Best Vegan Cocoa with Whip & Sprinkles

I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being turned on itself, so I can actually just sit here all hot (but no so bothered) and be fine not doing anything about it. And then I’ll just go about the rest of my day or night.

Hand tawsing is extremely intense, but it ticks off a lot of boxes for me. You have to be an active participant in your punishment as you keep your hands up. There’s eye contact. It’s very formal and traditionally academic. Also, it hurts a lot.@linnylace

liger-zero-schneider: please do not actually eat detergent pods i know funny meme haha but listen: pods are not normal soap. the detergent is so concentrated that it is highly caustic. some (but not all) things that can happen when you bite a tide pod:

Not a robot, but a ghost.

veeteeshirt: strangebiology: Ok so I’ve covered why you should not actually clone your pet. But to be honest, I’m not sure how many of you were actually considering dropping 50 G’s for the procedure. Still, maybe you want some sort of memory of

mayapitaya: therincrowd: ohmages: thevirginnotes: scotsmcall: zaynyboy: ok but literally how Mind fucking blown I was actually watching like “okay its coming out of his… erm… okay… he’s hiding them in his erm…. okay where the fuck

When it hits you that squad quite possibly actually does not care. Even when you try and tell them that you don’t feel like they care.

lagertha-lodbrok: sitting here and once again lamenting that i am not an actual monster how amazing would it be to have fangs, claws, and be able to roar and slash and rip apart

2014 was not a great year, but at least I stepped up my selfie game.

my coworkers kept complimenting me on this cardigan, but when I posted a picture of it on twitter everybody accused me of casually cosplaying Makishima…

happy trans day of visibility! I am about to premier a middle school production of high school musical jr, so I’ll keep it brief: trans teachers exist and we may not always be as visible as we’d like to be, but we’re here for you! we love

m-azing: I would actually LOVE if a writer said something like “actually, I did not write any gay characters in my story, and I did not realize it until you pointed this out. now that I’ve been given a chance to really think about why there ARENT

nellachronism: seagullsong: hobbitdragon: thenoodleboo: brynnely: pinklikeme: thaumivore: ~doing requests super slow whoo first up is frizzly pops for eva!! who is the actual captain of this magical ship Miss Frizzle and Mary Poppins, Lady Time

spacetwinks: versions of batman i actually like: actual honest to god mystery/crime solving batman, with actual mysteries and crimes to solve (very very rare) silver age + adam west batman, goofy and fun and charming as hell batman as figure who wants

I have a really neat idea for an AMV but I’ve never made an AMV before so I’m not sure how it will pan out but its worth a shot maybe

Actually I do know if I’ll get married because I’m going to marry Bismuth

choke me not sexually like actually kill me

i-am-so-awfully-awkward: looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: sinnamon roll:

fiore-della-valle: politicalmachine: it feels like doomsday, but we’re actually getting much closer to a president donald trump. a lot of swing states are now leaning his way for the first time. not because most people agree with his ideals, but because

not-pietro-but-actually-peter:that0n3teen:30-minute-memes:It’s a shiny rock, what’s not to like? “I just think they’re neat” we are all secretly crows amd magpies

futureblackpolitician: rockstarroyalty: lividlovers: mixed-apocalyptic: whats-guud: sleepy-hylian: whats-guud: futureblackpolitician: Facts Still not getting an android Have fun with your overpriced paperweight I will. And I know I’ll be

undercutsquad: rivialle-heichou: 進撃ログ（腐） by 春樹 Requested- translated by me [please do not remove source] It finally happened.This is it.This is my favorite picture.

brklynbreed: xn—78h replied to your post:you can’t reason with a childish mentality. when… Are you at war right now? 👀 nah she can say whatever basic sentiments she wants to now. as long as i confirmed that there is no actual reason to dislike

officialtaylorandrew: cookiemonstahz: soft-grunge-w0nderland: vodka-andrazors: dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the-future: p0tayto: the-anonymous-giver: shestillcuts: the-cali-coast: thinnestthinnerthin: ashulay: arjenploeger: mallysmiles: It saddens

not-natalias-porn-blog: Topless Tuesday 🌸 Well I’m not actually topless but close enough, have a great day 💕

slimegirlapologist:soymilkers-deactivated20211228:not to start discourse but do yall think samus is cut or uncut

bagofbonesmp3:this marvel krakoa ad is kinda funny actually

turquoiseload: hazeglow: abner-vanslyk: nightmareloki: chatterboxrose: panahemataylor: feministcrixus: eternal-creys: meowgon: radiumshine: cptprocrastination: BABIES OH NO BABIES BABIES!!!!! BABIEES WHAT’S UP BABIES BABIES!!! BABIESSSS

cierin: did you ever read such a smutty fic that you were like ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m fucking going to hell

feeling pretty happy because I found this website of celebrity nude/sex scenes and they actually have small boobs too AND people like them!!!

man idk what’s happening to me but my boobs are DEFINITELY bigger and I actually have an ass to grab onto even darfin has noticed WHATS GOING ON

xhonk: whatevachild: nepetas-catnip-stash: davejadeislaw: faun-songs: chmurny: gomugomugodhead: gambeemascara: I found my other shades and I just couldn’t resist, I’m so vain about this. h-hello there whoa it’s actually dave he

leupagus: This is the moment I fell in love with Bilbo. Because I understand this expression to the depths of my soul.

as fine and dandy as it is to warn someone about reblogging something from a potentially harmful user, be sure to actually fact check on your own first. if this person telling you what user is gross or not is a completely random anon, there’s a pretty

raptorific:Look I am not happy that I’m writing this post but I really don’t understand why I’m seeing multiple posts about why Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are the same size as the residents of Bikini Bottom when they’re human beings and all

There are so few of my lover’s friends who come over to visit and actually acknowledge my presence. They speak to him, but not to me. They greet him, say goodbye to him, but not me. They are all men.

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