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sotightandshiny: uselessgirlrage: “Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become

honestly now that I’m back home in the US my depression is creeping in ways that just didn’t happen in Europe. I think it’s because of my living situation and feeling stuck in a box and because my everyday interactions not being as

honestly now that I’m back home in the US my depression is creeping in ways that just didn’t happen in Europe. I think it’s because of my living situation and feeling stuck in a box and because my everyday interactions not being as

the-truth-within-the-lie:stlamb:“too much love” - photo sequence by katja kemnitz “Real isn’t how you are made,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with,

circuitscript: octoberspirit: tel-gip: Strange things are happening in town. And Cecil Palmer is named after a Twin Peaks character, so really, we’re just coming full-weird-circle. Not circle, triangle. confirmed

sushiobunny: haxpunch: Woof! Not my actual piece, more of an extra giggle ~ Giga Guts is a thing that happens in the second Drama CD. oh my lol XD

avaruuskala: I made this piece a while ago for an ywpd zine that is probably not happening anymore so here you go! I don’t usually do collage stuff so idk what drove me to use this technique but it was an experiment I guess…?

pawshapedheart: lumos5001: (source) OMFG yes!! Similar to the Sarah Jane Adventures only with Rose and Meta-10!!!

wellthatsadorable: I’m going to level with you. If you’re looking for a video that’s adorable and has things that happen, this is not your video. If you’re looking for a video of tiny, poofy kittens being incredibly adorable and sitting on cute

thyla: PSYCH- S5E11 | In Plain Fright ↳ My dad’s never had me arrested. Yes, he has, Shawn. You’re right. We need to get out of here.

mahbrits: best-of-funny: tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up X I’m sorry what?

luciferisasexybagofdicks: tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up My brother actually does

pawspaintsnthings: Thanks to @tiptoe39 for checking my grammar. :) It’s not one of my strengths. I’ve been wanting to process a Thing-That-Happened for a while now. The circumstances were probably a little too random and gruesome for fanart

>Buy sunscreen because fuck trying to do anything outside in Florida from April to December>”Oh nice, this says, ‘Will not run and sting eyes’, Imma buy dis”>Put it on face>Walk outside>First thing that happens, it runs and stings

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

luciferisasexybagofdicks: tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up My brother actually does

chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing that happened in

captainsnoop: i want to ignore overwatch but every time it makes the news it’s always unavoidable and the thing that happened is always ridiculous like how am i not supposed to react to “blizzard accidentally made mcree 100 years old because they’re

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

doctorslippery: kamikaze-kumquat: purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared.

meiitantei: REMINDER: JUST BECAUSE THE TITLE SAYS, “LAZY,” YOU DON’T HAVE TO STUDY AT ALL. THAT’S INCORRECT. I’m not the “model student” everyone wanted to be, but these made my grades better.High school is the best thing that happened

trainspotting:“Everybody knows deep down that life is as much about the things that do not happen as the things that do and that’s not something that ought to be glossed over or denied because without frustration there would hardly be any need

princess-kitten-cumslut:And the same goes for you. Things that happen to you do not define you. You define you. And do yourself a favor; stop trying to “find” yourself. There is no preformed you out in the world waiting to be discovered. The day you

valeriegirion: hear me out, mandalorian is the best thing that happened to star wars, im not negotiating, this show is an absolute gem

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

regenerador: im not even kidding that’s an actual thing that happens

kamikaze-kumquat: purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see

purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose

chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing that happened in

purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose the

songsofwaterandnight:gaymageclub:pitbolshevik:pitbolshevik:pitbolshevik:i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole dayone time i

purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose

purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose the

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

purplebuddhaproject: “I have spent my whole life terrified. Scared of things that could go wrong. Things that might happen; things that might not happen. But in time I’ve seen that it’s fear that’s the real enemy. So get up. Get out there, and

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

herdirtylittleheart: No, I will not get over the orgy scene in the Sense8 Christmas Special. It was the purest thing that happened in 2016.

misdens: me: okay. okay i’m not going to tell this New Person everything about me. Don’t wanna scare them away this quickly. me 5 minutes later: and it was the thing that happened after when I was 13 that REALLY fucked me up, right,

purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose the

dancetilyouredead: thoroughlybaffled: nopantss: corkiri: ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully play this video but mute it and then open this one up but DO NOT have it muted then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

aloesheetmask: i hate that the salem witch trials are taught about in elementary school as just like a thing that happened and not one of the most horrific crimes against women ever committed but saying it was just about women is reductionist, because

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

holybikinisbatman:clowniconography:clowniconography:being ace isnt tragic or weird, being ace doesnt mean you’re “missing out” on anything. being ace/realizing im ace is probably the best thing thats ever happened to mei made this post

purplebuddhaquotes: “I have spent my whole life terrified. Scared of things that could go wrong. Things that might happen; things that might not happen. But in time I’ve seen that it’s fear that’s the real enemy. So get up. Get out there, and

inspredwood: durbikins: The year is 2002. You want some sweet techno music. You search “techno” in LimeWire. All 482 files found are “Sandstorm” by Darude just labeled as “techno song”. Wow, that was a thing that happened not even a decade

purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose

simonalkenmayer: breanieswordvomit: foulmouthedliberty: srsfunny: Two Teddy Bears, Many Years Later “Real isn’t how you are made,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not

purified-zone: blogging-phelddagrif: rishkarn: You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose the

thoughtkick: “I have spent my whole life terrified. Scared of things that could go wrong. Things that might happen; things that might not happen. But in time I’ve seen that it’s fear that’s the real enemy. So get up. Get out there, and live the

thoughtkick: “I have spent my whole life terrified. Scared of things that could go wrong. Things that might happen; things that might not happen. But in time I’ve seen that it’s fear that’s the real enemy. So get up. Get out there, and live the

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