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rocketcat15: Palmer Week, Day 3The observant among you will have noticed this is not what I said I was doing today.This is because I hate everything including myself and I’m drinking carrot soup out of the saucepan I used to heat it up, and I haven’t
hi-scootaloo: little-rainbird: And now for something completely different! Here is a commission for Carrot Quill of So Sweetie Belle and Hi Scootaloo.Scoots wants to playfight, but Sweetie’s not really into that sorta thing. I’m quite happy with
fluttershythekind:Vegetarian Commission Come now Ms. Piranha…I know its not easy to give up meat, but I promise the carrots are just as tasty ^_^ I hope you’re all having a lovely day today <3 Its a delightfully warm January day here ^^Love you
nemovonsilver:just wanted to share this drawing in case you had not seen it yet ^^ hope your having a great weekend! ((Mod: Aveon doesn’t want your carrot bullshit. xDD Also, he won’t be falling for ponies leaving him treats anymore. Savage has taught
“Ell put his moth on lite’s penis so to not miss any tastey lite juice!! It was the most carmeley juicey carrot cake. Once he had finished taking in all of life’s juice all turned to cut them the watermelon.” -bad fanfic panel
do-not-touch-my-food: Carrot Cake Bars With Cream Cheese Frosting
cosbyykidd: noglutesnoglory: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.
nielspeterdejong: Zac, cut the creepy face man, nobody’s gonna touch your bunny girl while you’re carrying a big carrot! XD And isn’t it endearing that Riven decides to go all nude like Zac? ^^ Okay, it’s not the same thing, but you get the
wizardmoon: kinkshamer69: please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam
rebelrevealed: ena-maus: ♥ ♥ ♥ in my case….carrot cake…or cheesecake…mmmmmmm not a fan of diamonds. never have been. don’t like gold either.
do-not-touch-my-food:Carrot Cake Cheesecake Crumble Barsoh it’s on
ok2beme: I will ‘dangle the carrot’ in front of this pig. he thinks that anonymity is OK…..but NOT with Me. he will most assuredly pose before the camera with all shame buried within his URGE to become one of MINE….they all do…EVENTUALLY. Then
billieholibae: billieholibae: billieholibae: billieholibae: billieholibae: I’m about to put something together. I’m not sure what yet but I got Italian eggplant, carrots, a white potato, a purple sweet potato, beef roast, butternut squash, kale,
dirtykarissa: karissalovesashley: Ashley Fires looks a lot like my High School English teacher. Here she invites me over before using me. Yes Ms. Meridith, make me your slave! This is one way to have your carrots prepared; not that I would mind eating
exdommeexposed: Thank you for your messages and attention.At first I really did not want to do this, because it’s exactly what I made slaves do in the past, and I felt pretty pathetic thinking about it. I won’t post the messages demanding carrot
illirya-ooc: wizardmoon: kinkshamer69: please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam
amillionbillionmiles: Not very photogenic, but oh so tasty! Vegan tacos and rainbow carrots with guac 😋 Instagram: amillionmiless_
healthiereveryday: snack time! (no, not eating alllll of these carrots at once!) PS this eggplant hummus is 35 calories per serving, which is 2 tablespoons. WIN! ughh that looks so goooddd
noglutesnoglory: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.
boltonsrepairshop: PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!! IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and
yogaboi: cosbyykidd: noglutesnoglory: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all. We need to stop Michelle Obama
minecraft:lord-israphel:my shaders did NOT react well with carrot cake… i dunno, it looks really light and airy, like a pudding.
frenchie-fries: vergess: boltonsrepairshop: PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!! IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North
damonthomaslee:empatheticvegan: That awkward moment when I bear shows more humanity than some humans. The bear literally has no reason to do this other than kindness.
bitch-of-rage: crystallized-teardrops: apparently biting off our finger is as easy as biting into a carrot how scary is that and your brain actually makes you not able to do it. like ‘dude wtf why would you bite off your own finger?“
styleyourbody: i-want-abs-not-flabs: garden-of-vegan: fuji apple, grilled avocado, green bell pepper, and onion sandwich on whole wheat, vegetable tofu noodle broth soup (vegetable broth, zucchini, carrot, nori, whole wheat penne noodles, and soft
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faggotslaveboy: I am not a big fan of carrots I’ll eat an apple next time 😉
do-not-touch-my-food: Pot Roast with Potatoes and Carrots Yummy
horany-for-harrys-gravy: carrots—and—curls: iheartonedirectionxx: Lou, your gayness is showing Lou, you are not a chicken
noglutesnoglory: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all. Get out.
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kingdomheartsddd: onlyblackgirl: queenofsabah: localstarboy: And they say white people dont have culture, explain this then I CAN’T BREATHE Is anyone else bothered by the fact that the carrot has clearly not been rinsed? What’s this new genre
callistoponi replied to your post:Aww. I think we have pretty good cheese. Not all…Of course a rat would know cheese ��ACTUALLY THAT’S A COMMON MISCONCEPTION AS WELL. Just like bunnies and carrots. They don’t really like it more than any
