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alejandropaige: claudelondon87: couldnt pay his taxi fair No. Literally, that’s my car. I own it. I have never been in a taxi. Straight up lies.Plus I’m not broke. So I could easily pay a cab if need be. Which there is no need. Again, lies.

PEOPLE ARE TELLING LIES. AND SAYING THAT I AM NOT SLDKFJSDKFLJSDF BLEH. but anyways, I feel bad for being unquality, so I figure my watchers can at least be mildly interested by a Random Anne Fact while I have shitty hair and no makeup on and at the

ftw85bossczar: Right on #repost #quote #marktwain #tellthetruth #nolies #honesty That’s why I never lie. To much damn work. There’s no reason to lie. Just keep it 100

cartoonyafterdark: There needs to be more strongfat Jasper that is all I mean for real - look at Rebecca Sugar’s recent JasperShe very thickit’s time we stopped lying to ourselves

And a final bithday piece for my bombshell blonde GINGER <3 Coffee Bean is not pointing to tits, no no, that’s a coincidence, I’m not lying

The power was OFF today in Beach City, but the weird was ON!Mayor Dewey told everyone in town it’d be back on by sundown, but HE WAS LYING! He also told my dad that it was just some routine maintenance work. He was probably LYING about that

MANGA SPOILERSHow are you two so bad at this.In this scene, we have embarrassed outrage covering up a true motive, honesty so misleading that it encourages the worst interpretation possible, blatant lying, and a thunderstruck realization that this convers

A repreated falsehood claimed by feminist, is that we need to believe women always when they say they have been raped since no woman would lie about such a horrible thing, NO! no decent people want to go back to witch trials, your delusional idea of women

captoring: nephyria: “asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one” uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry. asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive is your horny meter.

alrightanakin: If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go

mirajanes: i honestly do not have to feel sympathy for the white working class falling for clear lies that had no sound logic and then decided that it was worth sacrificing minorities to elect trump. i still think they are racist for it, and yes i still

Support 100% Monty Python Slash Fanart on Patreon!Here is an April announcement! No one asked for this, but I have decided from now on I will dedicate my art entirely to an obscure ship that no one else likes except me!Completely ignore that post from

captoring: nephyria: “asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one” uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry. asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive is your

plantbased-princess: ana-sthetic: “Dont say you hate your fam-” No. “Omg you should love your fami-” No. “Be grateful they’re your famil-” No. If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated

stevencrewniverse: PROGRAMMING NOTE! Hey there Steventhusiasts! We know there’s a lot of conflicting info out there, so here’s the honest truth straight from the Crewniverse: We regret to inform you that there will be NO NEW EPISODE this Wednesday- (CN

plantbased-princess: ana-sthetic: “Don’t say you hate your fam-” No. “Omg you should love your fami-” No. “Be grateful they’re your famil-” No. If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or

jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

brilliantpanda: i like mass effect because… it tells you that everyone’s important, that no one’s too small or worthless to save, and you can kiss aliens

I NOTICED YOU POSTING PICS OF THAT BATHBOMB BUT WASN'T NO WASHCLOTHS AT THE EDGE OF THAT TUB

mssfaithh: kingjaffejoffer: ayejiahchillout: jajisi: wh0isnerd: Or a challenger lmao No lies here I was trying to find the fiction but could not I can’t believe theses slanderous allegations 😂😂😂😂 Knowing the dudes I know that push

alwaysthestudent: gregwuzhere: alwaysthestudent: queefybuttcheeks: forestwhitakerslazyeye: twitterlols: WHAT They called the Feds? Why? I would too that shit some streebo gotta keep the streets safe from this Reggie ass weed Way to look then

blackgirlshit: sleep-less-i-n-s-o-m-n-i-a-c: sansoucii: Hip hop culture is a phase for white kids. They’re simply passing thru. They’re dabbing now. But these kids go on to become elected officials & professionals that look down at culture

crime-she-typed: hustleinatrap: Hell yeah That’s some real talk

dntdodrugs: White rappers think they have to rhyme dichotomy with lobotomy while also rapping at 100bpm and that’s why no one likes them

jaileyrhode: Lena Dunham: *is an unfunny, openly child molesting, white feminist with a sense of entitlement that can ONLY be rivaled by meninists and Donald Trump* ODELL DIDN’T PAY ATTENTION TO ME, IT’S CLEARLY BECAUSE I’M FAT AND WHITE, NOT BECAUSE

sapphiredoves: lolallday08: straightedgedhigh: angrychicano: iwillneverstopgoinghard: This is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my whole life White boys ran towards the danger ^ I CAN’T FUCKING BREATH. The best part is that I’d be running

kainecarter: lil-joosie: kainecarter: melaninjaclan: melaninjaclan: here’s your daily reminder that bush did 9/11 bush did 9/11 George Bush did 9/11. George w. Bush orchestrated 9/11 George Walker Bush, the 43rd United States President, was

kinghispaniola: ahnyala: yobootyassgirl: dorkygoodness: FACTS 😂 I hear that and it’s OVER Honestly. I feel those strings in my soullll Legendary

thesnobbyartsyblog: king-emare: THAT LAST ONE Obama got ya kinda broke lol.

diordeathstare: Currently I can still hear that sound she makes…

pashionforfashion21allday: 1-ofthecoolkids: pashionforfashion21allday: 1-ofthecoolkids: nappyknotts: 1-ofthecoolkids: plussizedhiiipy: te-amo-corazon: thotpolitics: idk who decided that mutual showers were sexy because 1) boys always think the

murderweapon: murderweapon: bitch im bout go to Ancestry.com and find the exact document that states me and my family are Free Negroes™ bc im not finna get caught by slave patrol slipping girl Big Mood™

chessys: i hate when u see a photo someone else took of u and ur forced to confront the false image of urself u have created in ur head that u have been imagining has been carrying out ur intentions in the real world

blackademics: Me: “But I aint interested in her like that”The dick: “Just see what she tryna do tonight”

bishopmyles: afrorevolution: Women got game more than men 😂😂 Lmao Who ain’t know that tho?

Sleep gone always wins that one

procrastinationinsteadofgrading: dannymrowr: the-real-eye-to-see: Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage, but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Because they have never taken seriously our abilities! Just

sooskybound: futureblackpolitician: alwaysbewoke: He ain’t have to spill the tea like that Facts

I’m still mad about the car one, I miss my lil Mitsubishi. Now I got a dad truck. I can’t even put a sub in there. He right about that one.

cherrybugspray: do i have writers block or did i never have any talent and just accidentally wrote something good that one time Exactly

magicinhermadness: faedreamer: anti-capitalistlesbianwitch: Oh damn. omg that is so fucking accurate

jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: Growing up my dad used to tell me that mistakes are for white people …. if you’re brown, you are not allowed to make a mistake in this country because this system was not made for you and will not protect you

hemiman69: 4mysquad: lagonegirl: Waitress: “It’ll just be another minute, hun" Woman: “Aw, that’s all right, mama" Elvis: 😃😍$$$ My thoughts exactly

lividlovers: LMFAO They just gone lie lie that to people’s faces huh

mishasteaparty: The brain is a muscle. That’s a muscle and that’s a muscle, they’re all muscles. So I am covered in brains. Actually brain tissue is fat. *points to stomach, legs, back, arms* that’s fat and that’s fat, it’s

No lie if she under 5"4 with a phat ass 90% she gonna ruin your life

rosegoldflamingo: ntbx: That part!! Wild

aaliyah-appollonia: coolchicago1: aaliyah-appollonia: 2 lol you’re so petty 😅 @aaliyah-appollonia It’s true “…if it’s a lie, we fight on that lie.” - Slim Charles

rafi-dangelo: Trump: We have to win midterms. What lie can we tell? Oh! I’ll lower taxes for the middle class!Congress isn’t in session. You’re lowering taxes by executive order?Trump: No, Congress will do it.When?Trump: They’ll get it done.

Animedia’s January 2015 cover, featuring Kuroko no Basuke If you squint, you can see (Bottom left) that the issue seems to come with a new poster/image of Levi (?) lying down…

hajime-nii: First and last appearances (Kondo’s isn’t really the last one but in the actual last one he looks like an egg and i couldn’t do that to him

brokebut-wealthy: ghostbabie: literarygingerfox: ghostbabie: literarygingerfox: This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ. tumblr user

htgawmsource: Let’s talk about how you have terrible taste in men. I mean, like that guy at the courthouse today… how do you say no to that? That courthouse scene had me so paranoid. Like how many times has that crew lied and cheated to get evidence

imqueerandangry: i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked

People say he has no feelings and that he attacked Asgard for nothing. Do they not notice that he was hurt and didn’t know what to do, he was living a lie his entire childhood and his life till now. He thought he was Asgardian his entire life and

nezumi-kun-blog: Slow down, Lie down,Remember it’s just you and me.Don’t sell out, bow out,Remember how this used to be.I just want you closer,Is that alright?Baby let’s get closer tonight ♥

kushandwizdom: laurenhooper:There’s just no reason to lie to me…I’m too understanding. I get shit. I get life. I know shit happens. I know when it’s not that deep. Lol they still lie b

lies-and-pain: that’s so me

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

mistressmidnight-blog: anallova: this chick is definitely loving it! I was told on another site that no woman really like anal that its only in trying to please men that women lie and say they enjoy it. Well as a gay woman… I can tell you women seem

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