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Does anyone else start crying when their horny and cause they have no one to show them tender loving affection?
no seriously look at this fucking guy, you wouldn’t believe there was someone to the left of him masturbating. this man looks like he’s on quaaludes. what is this?
no seriously do drugs now its your last shot before you grow up and real jobs demand hair follicle tests which go back pretty much your entire life. put every narcotic into your system you can except heroin and crack cocaine.
No seriously guys, plz tag your one punch man. I like it, but I am sick of seeing it. I’d very much like to blacklist it, so do me that small favour and try and tag it as much as you can. tyvm.
loserteenager: JKLADSJKLDASJKLDASJKLSA!
no seriously i really do have the humor maturity of a 12 year old
no seriously so many tears
no seriously why are there so many nationalistic ads this year? was there some event that called for this? because I’m super uncomfortable right now. olympics. the answer I was looking for was the olympics.
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miakosamuio: mishastolemywormstache: sandandglass: CNN actually researched how much it would cost to go to Hogwarts #NO WONDER THE WEASLEYS ARE FUCKING BROKE How exactly did they “research” this? Looks like they just pulled a bunch of random
No, seriously: Register to vote
1- OOH MY GOODNESS I HAVE OVER 300 FOLLOWERS THANK YOU ALL <3 2-I had 276 when I went to bed today WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU ALL COME FROM?
literaryghoul: unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they
bringinglexiback: the worst thing about online friendships is no hugs man i wanna hug the frick outta some of you
serious commentary about vice presidential candidates
Flirting 101
onlyblackgirl: blackgirlcrisis: grandmasterbooty: slayshana: gifteddysfunction: This Key and Peele skit about bullying needs to be taken seriously…. The truth be like. bubbles is his dad whoa Key and Peele’s whole show needs to be taken
tricountyshit: thaunderground: onlylolgifs: 4 Year Old Kid Plays Nunchucks Like A Little Bruce Lee That’s pretty damn impressive there little Dragon. But you want to step away from the tv a few more steps there. ^ buzz killington over here Buzz
procrastinationinsteadofgrading: dannymrowr: the-real-eye-to-see: Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage, but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Because they have never taken seriously our abilities! Just
laurdlannister-kingslayer: yonisunrider: laurdlannister-kingslayer: tastefullyoffensive: She’s so proud of herself. I woulda sent all that shit back I would have caught the whoopin of my whole life. my momma woulda dragged my ass down south,
How do you describe the feeling of no feelings?
sementine: yeah but rivamika waking up late and having to 3DMG their terrified kids to school and bursting into the classroom Ok, I’m thoroughly, thoroughly in love with this idea but have no time to write it myself…so hopefully someone
fuku-shuu: The “Struggle at Dawn” class quintet so far in Hangeki no Tsubasa! (Source) Enemies beware…
kaageyamas:OKAY WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE ANIMATION IN THIS SCENE???
pineapplegel: did they seriously just
awwishfulthinking: From TV tropes: “…a rushed/forced ending due to the need for Wakaki to suddenly end the manga because of his real-life illness becoming too much for him to handle.” What?!? Wakaki’s seriously ill?!? I’ve been searching around
jessicunttt: wholock87: Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re
A HAIKU ABOUT SPRING
danielodowd: toddgillman Need this right now!
Seriously Silly
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING! Me and asoiaf
No seriously guys
No Seriously It Was Already Taken
no seriously i need to be in someone’s male strip club shaking my ass to gucci mane mixtapes to pay for a matte black jaguar.
no seriously dogs can’t wait
thetiredknifer: upsettingrapeculture: Hugging 101! This is so important!Children need to learn that if they are uncomfortable touching/being touched by certain ppl (adults) they do not have to.It helps the child to understand that they are under no
turtlebones420: The fact that people distance themselves from people who talk about being lonely has to be one of the most cruel Implicit Social Rules That No-One Talks About around.
reachthetree: i often hear people say “i should read the classics” in a dejected voice, as though not reading these books is a personal failure, and i just… no “the classics” aren’t objectively great literature, “the classics” is a
jaxxgarcia: I’m so glad I’m seeing teenagers recognize that older men have no business talking to them in a romantic/sexual way. I’d always be like “I’m SUPER mature” and took the attention as a compliment which played right into older men’s
alrightanakin: If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go
i got rid of the autoplay on my blog so people should stop unfollowing me k?k.
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thisbridgecalledmyback: yoncevevo: No shade but i forgot about Ultraviolence it was a forgettable album by a boring forgettable artist so I don’t blame you lmfao
sagaltesfaye: If you don’t fuck with someone no more TELL THEM like its so fake & sus when you just let them think yall are still friends and they still call/text/message/snap/likeyopicsoninstagram like you are buggin and a pussy if you cant tell
😜😂😂😂😂No, Seriously…
This explains so much
sapphicwocsource: sailormoonrps: it’s that time of year…. let this serve as your official reminder that dia de los muertos is not an extension of halloween. it’s a very important holiday meant to celebrate and honor the loved ones that are no longer
no seriously what the fuck is an rss feed
no-1cares: 😘😘
a-spider: no one makes me laugh more than me
Doesn't it suck when you have a friend who has the best sense of humor ever and always makes you smile with their personality but when you want to have a serious conversation with them they keep cracking jokes?
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retiredjesus: this fucked me up Wait what
No seriously though I actually meant the part about not deserving my followers.
Alright, I’m going to do the serious version first, then the silly one later
Ok so I come back from practice to see Hana get praised like theres no tomorrow…. ABOUT DAMN TIME JEEZUS SHES FUCKING RADICAL EVERYONE GO FOLLOW HER CUZ SHES SWEET AND NICE AND GREAT AND TALENTED GOGOGOGOGO
is today Johndave day or something because seriously my dash?!
no seriously though if you wanna actually do this, uh send a donation through the button on my blog and like mention aprons in the description
No seriously, I’ve never been happier with myself as TGK and you’ve not been happier with meReally, really tell me. I love going to sleep with the messages, waking up with them. I’m basking in it.if you see me, tell me.
so today in class i doodled a small thing with tamao pushing shizuma’s face away while they were both trying to run towards nagisa and it left a red mark and idk it was rly funny to me tamao dont give no shits about the etoile’s perfectly
