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indevan replied to your post “#otp: peas and carrots" NO” this encroaches on my otp of olaf/barry ot3 status feat olaf/barry/mike
petgirlsdotcom: Holly Kiss is a long legged red head from Northern England. She talks with a strained posh accent, no doubt to conceal her grim heritage and low breeding. Despite this pathetic lie, the carrot topped cunt has redeemed herself by bolting
Did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot? But your brain is like "No, don't eat your finger." So that's why you can't.
cali-ovoxo: evzyharv: cosmic-noir: therestlessintrovert: therestlessintrovert: therestlessintrovert: I just heard a bitch outside yell “OF COURSE I AINT GOT NO WALLS IF YO DICK LOOK LIKE A BABY CARROT” Followed up by: HOW TIGHT IM SUPPOSED
loverlukethegod: ecstasymodels: # @larhondaenvy • • • • • • Henderson, Nevada 🎶Bish don’t wear no shoes in my house🎶…Hello carrot top 👩🏽🦰😏 shop @hourglassclothingllc #brandambassador #influencer #chillvibes #photooftheday
wheel-jackie: About what Lockdown wears on his lower body, and a humanized head sculpture (with his handmade carrot earring (No.
iamwerewolfroyalty: carrot-gallery: rosetylr: drop the idea that you need some deep philosophical meaning behind your tattoo, if you got a tattoo simply because its aesthetically pleasing and for no other reason then good for you aestheticism is
naturallynina: There’s only one thing better than #vegan food ~ and that’s sharing vegan food with friends💜 like this EPIC spread for our housewarming party last night🌟 feat. carrot lox on crackers, platters of dips and cashew cheese, no-sausage
havocados: Hearty no sun gloomy as shit day soup. Pay choi, parsnip, broccoli, beet, onion, carrot, potato, celeriac, yam and shiitake mushrooms. All local except for the broccoli and shrooms. #vegan #food #veganfood
browngirlblues: She can tell I ain’t missin no meals 😜😘💁💅 Come through and fuck her in my automobile(After a light snackMaybe orange carrot ginger juice?)
caitlinschaos: Dinner tonight: grilled chicken, carrots, broccoli, onion, garlic and spinach all cooked in vegetable broth and soy sauce ☺️No filter, the veggies really are that bright and fresh!
strangeexistence: iamwerewolfroyalty: carrot-gallery: rosetylr: drop the idea that you need some deep philosophical meaning behind your tattoo, if you got a tattoo simply because its aesthetically pleasing and for no other reason then good for you
healthiereveryday: snack time! (no, not eating alllll of these carrots at once!) PS this eggplant hummus is 35 calories per serving, which is 2 tablespoons. WIN! ughh that looks so goooddd
oxblood74: mangoestho: raspberry seed oil has an spf of 25-50 and carrot seed oil’s is 35-40. literally you can add that to coconut oil and have sunscreen with no ashiness or that white/grey cast Give Mekha a Nobel Peace prize because she is saving
shutokus-carrot: memes are no longer dreams
I hate this guy. No “novice” cuts carrots like that.
did-yuo-kno: meetmeinthememory: chaystar: laughcentre: mymochafrappuchino: did-yuo-kno: you-stole: Umm inaccurate. People are so dumb. You’re right, people are so dumb. Umm. no. wtf. people are so stupid omfg. Umm, boobs? carrots and cheese
exhists: i want to be friends with so many people but i hate starting conversations because im as awkward as a carrot and no one replies to me and then they all bitch about me and say that i push people away or that i’m a cold bitch
louistaustin: mark parsons is basically the biggest carrot in the entire fandom but no one cares bc he’s talented and hilarious
iamwerewolfroyalty:carrot-gallery:rosetylr:drop the idea that you need some deep philosophical meaning behind your tattoo, if you got a tattoo simply because its aesthetically pleasing and for no other reason then good for you aestheticism is the theory
wondershaniny: iamwerewolfroyalty: carrot-gallery: rosetylr: drop the idea that you need some deep philosophical meaning behind your tattoo, if you got a tattoo simply because its aesthetically pleasing and for no other reason then good for you
HDSJAGA My mom was cutting some carrots and one of them slipped out of her hand and fell on the floor and she yelled “NO KAKAROT!!!"
thesequoiaproject: Secret to hair growth/healthy hair: EAT: - greens - black eyed peas - carrots - oranges DRINK: - water (obviously) - tea with honey NO SUGAR - cucumber & pineapple drink (homemade, easy recipe) - cucumber water - green
theoreocat:theoreocat:This is MY carrot. No touchy. Flashback Friday Favorite.
santa-caws: braeburned: santa-caws: oh no WHAT DID HE DO THIS TIME He told me he had a crush on Carrot Top. Bad stallion, baaaaad. Big Mac, Soarin, you two show him a good time. I know how much he loves you two. Ooh, spitroast him, he loves that.
roasy: carrot-kingof-flowers: Probably going to get hate for this but I’m just trying to spread body positivity because no one showed me any growing up <3 this >
