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“Holy cow! Jesus Christ y'all pray for me! How could a Mother not love thier babies after putting our bodies through this for 40 weeks tho???? But still #NoStretchMarks I can feel her getting ready to come any day now tho! Pray that it goes smoothly
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derpderpmotherfuckers: one of the special things about kittens is how they are all in each other’s space and seek each other for warmth. Grown cats just don’t do this automatically. I showed this to my mum. Mum: Ohhh, a squirrel! Me: No….
anamorphosis-and-isolate: ― About Time (2013)Mum: Good Lord, you’re pretty. Mary: No, it’s just I’ve got a lot of mascara and lipstick on.
familialfantasy: Mum said we were going on holiday for my birthday but Dad couldn’t get the time off work. Really it was just an excuse to fuck as loud as we liked where no one knew our secret.
sisterdom:“No don’t worry Mum, little bro is just getting all worked up again. You know how he gets, there’s nothing he can do about it.” “Well just help him out then alright? I’ve got enough on my plate, and can’t sort him out
yagazieemezi: “Well, when I was nine years old, Star Trek came on, I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, ‘Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no
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dominicdunique: “Your mum said no fucking on the couch,” said Dad with a smile. “But she didn’t say anything about fucking over it.”
t-funster: “Well, when I was nine years old, Star Trek came on, I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, ‘Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no maid!&r
wasted–kitten: “No paparazzi please mum” He noticed the camera and moved in for a close up :)
shikisaru: Ryuken and Katagiri - Bleach Chapter 530. <You can say whatever you want but i will ship them no matter what D: and im not the only one thinking that Katagiri is uryuu’s mum ;D>
Oh yeah. Tumbling on mums new samsung galaxy. No way shes going to figure this out lmaoooo. Old people trying to be hip, just ain't hip. lololol.
kalories: fraustrodamus: My mum broke her wrist and didnt want to go to her dinner party with an ugly cast so I broke out some brushes and painted Van Gogh’s ” Starry night ” on it for her. oh yeah, no biggie, lemme just whip out my brushes and
myincesthub: The first time I grabbed mum and tied her up on the bed she struggled so much. She screamed rape and screamed for help, but no one else was around. I stripped her down and bared her big tits like I had dreamed for years. It was finally time.
badson4mom: When my dad told me I had to be the man of the house when him & mum divorced, I made sure I lived up to it and mum had no complaints.
addicted-to-adele: “Fame hasn’t changed me, or I have been very good at surrounding myself with ‘no people’ rather than ‘yes people’. My mum would dishonour me if I changed. I lose faith in myself quite a lot and I down myself a lot in the
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deepcreampie: creampieshourly: More cum covered Babes Dad and daughter only had a short amount of time to fuck till mum got home. Wasting no time at all taking their cloths off they fucked intensely with dads cock touching his daughters cervix he could
dirtymindedson: one of mum’s coworkers made up a fake policy sheet explaining new punishments that he forged their boss’s signature on. guess who was the only one to not figure out it was a joke? the boss had no idea when she talked to him about
crevmpie: girl: mum we have no food mum: dinner is served
venomous-sausage: “Mum’s dildo” 1080p - Hey, Sarah look what I found under mum’s and dad’s bed.- I don’t know what this is Ellie, some kind of massager?- Oh, you silly goose.. You really don’t know what this is?- No, how could I know..-
misstylersmith: Ten: [on the phone] No, Rose, everything is running smoothly. Jenny, tell your mum everything is fine.Jenny: [takes phone] - Hi mum. We haven’t eaten for days, we run out of toothpaste, and I’m dropping out of college. Love ya, bye.
whatsuprubberduck: My Mum didn’t raise no fool. Maybe a broken shell, with multiple chronic illnesses and questionable coping mechanisms. But no fool.
mums gonna be late and i have got no knickers on either and i am very very wet too
totally-omg: 5sos mums: ENGLISH LOVE AFFAIR!?!?!? WHAT IS THIS!!!??? Luke: “Calum wrote it!!” Calum: “Ashton wrote it!!” Ashton: “Michael wrote it!!” Michael: “Luke wro- no yeah i wrote it” *Michael’s mum slaps him across the head*
hhantu: franfrancatman: My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad i cant believe your mom is a fish
merelei: aliens-ate-my-mum: Showing my favourite movie to my friends This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!
eyesofanangeltongueofadevil: mychemicalbooks: sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees: My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’ Long story short, she called the whole family round and
phils-mum-and-llama-placentas: veteasabertu: Famous company logos on non-matching products I feel so uncomfortable
bitchblgr: when your mum calls you down for dinner but its not ready
fartgallery: readingaroundthemovies: fartgallery: i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches Those r my mums initials…, say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re
assholecliffxrd:my mum just asked why my eyebrows are so dark and before i could answer my dad threw his arms up into the air and yelled “it’s because she’s emo. let the child live a little”
tyleroakley: elephantintheroom:mvrcusrob:jolinxo: me as a mum “You got too hype.” Lmaoooooooooooo mamma was on it this is adorable
c4trina: You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put
exactable: my mum was asking me to empty the dishwasher for at least 20 minutes and she got to the point where she just
bthnywtsn: Original 80’s smiths records. My mums teenage collection. So precious
follow-the-music: ch-a-s-i-n-g: Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures? I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated
haertshapedbox: g2kmm ☆ favorite bassists [2/2]➥ Krist Novoselic || “GIRLS?! OF COURSE I LOVE GIRLS! MY MUM’S A GIRL! MY GRANDMA’S A GIRL!!!”
chili-jesson: an old disposable my mum took of courtney love at a hole gig in 1993
whatsuprubberduck:My Mum didn’t raise no fool. Maybe a broken shell, with multiple chronic illnesses and questionable coping mechanisms. But no fool.
love-the-family: It was my birthday today and I was quite excited. Mum and dad always surprise me with cake and cool gifts when I get home from school. But not today. Met my father in the door.- Hey Jake!- Hey Dad! No cake?- No, your gift is upstairs,
lolfactory: no, mum! ➨ funny blog [via imgur]
familyguyuk: oh no mum your bra is showing!!!
wanduring: no mum i can’t go back to school im still ugly
3milysratsold: mmm no mum it’s too early 5 more minutes i-am-nephy
Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls – Open At The Close So I’ll walk it alone and face this truth. Mum, I’m coming home, home to you. No goodbyes this time, and no kisses too.Ginny, please don’t you cry. Know I’ll always love you.
incestcaptions: “Yeah, we’ve been fine here, don’t worry about us mum. No! Aw…come on dad! Oh…it’s nothing mum, just dad still taking embarrasing photos with his new camera. Alright, well, we’ll see you in a few days. Love you!”