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himbofisher:i am not a fussy customer at all but if every restaurant i ever set foot in does not greet me at the door and address me as “special dinner boy” i drop a block of dry ice in the deep fryer
scarybilbo: shannibal-cannibal: inkyubus: sandandglass: President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN this shit was brutal This guy is
Hotdogs and beer for dinner because I’m a grown ass man and do what I want.
mcchesney: Love this girl. Where are we going tonight? And it’s more like 460.
extra-astronomical: maybe we could get dinner or destroy each other emotionally sometime?
Did somebody say dinner? #Ripley #dogsofinstagram #puppycast2015
yaoi-reading: Akujiki no Dinner
trotskay: went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha ! Am I supposed to be offended? She can wear a dinner plate as a hat and walk
textsbetweengems: Verdict: Guilty, for cheating on Cartoon Network with other channelsSentence: 1,000 years no dinner, but actually enforced this time
Happy NPF Tumblr !! Tonight i’m going out for dinner … what should i wear … ;-) have a great friday night ladies !
rivaille-jaeger: Just hanging out with Ravioli and Mikasa. You had to see at dinner time, it was out of hand. Ravioli was all over Mikasa.
lavilevi: Rivamika Week - Valentine’s Day Levi and Mikasa having a nice dinner together
mellowbug: ch 70 makes me hopeful that these guys had at least a few moments of downtimemore specifically group dinners
today was fucking terrible
rosadrives: when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot
suicoone: why get thinner when you can get more dinner
officialfrenchtoast: “dinner is ready”
saassu: Lets have a romantic dinner
i-wonder-whats-for-dinner: I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS
helioscentrifuge: goldeentail: i-wonder-whats-for-dinner: xchickengirlx: clavid: Is Mario ok Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield,
michaxl: you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
kingofbastille: kingofbastille: my twin brother is trying to convince me to have our 16th birthday dinner tomorrow night at Buffalo Wild Wings the spare
imsoshive: me: what’s for dinner? her: *spreads her legs* me: so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
dickhardonthebutt: saassu: Lets have a romantic dinner somebodyputoutthemoon
iverbz: eluting: an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift
fairyhaired: rivermoth: If ur feeling small today I dare you to sit up straighter, look someone who scares u directly in the eye, take up room at the dinner table, make yourself bigger, when ‘sorry’ laps at the back of your tongue, tries to pick
dumbkili: family dinners more like
quixon: littlefuryous: An elegant meal for one, tonight. Tumblr niggas anniversary dinner.
sasuge: the only first date dinner im accepting
neverlaur: neverlaur: bowlingforwhoop: neverlaur: So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened. they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change Oh, they were. Jake: You’ve got to be kidding
sarcarstic: We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
cockchomp: not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
bitchblgr: when your mum calls you down for dinner but its not ready
lordcullen: when the king brags about his beautiful wife at dinner and you heard in confession which knight she’s sleeping with
wesker-is-hot: troybakerrr: You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive? Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my
drtanner:queenoftheimpala: When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I think my dinner is possessed. THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”
cursedkennedy: catholicpickuplines:The Bible says “give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry.” How about dinner? duvernaysdaughter can u believe this
sukoshibot:after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not
hoaran: btw at dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in the eyes and said “these meatballs are shitty and youre fucking rude”
spyrothedraqon:shitshilarious:“whats for dinner mom?”“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”“eat your aesthetic, Johnathan”
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
niveaserrao: Cecily Strong killing it at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
nothomo: when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav
uhmeliamay: me when i leave my room for dinner
slutstain: jakemalik: my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking *dusts off old jakemalik
arcaninetails: breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
lost-and-so-not-found: I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols
just-shower-thoughts: Depression is like when your mind and heart stop loving each other but still eat at the same dinner table together
spyrothedraqon:shitshilarious:“whats for dinner mom?” “A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass” “eat your aesthetic, Johnathan”
Ended up leaving dinner early because I feel awful and so does Nick but at least my hair’s on point for once
12/20-21/14:dinner at chateau de dove
tetera-encantada: no dinner fOR A THOUSAND YEARS
I’m thankful for darfin and that we stick through everything, for my friends and family, for my brother who is my best friend, that I met ian somerhalder, that there are dogs in the world, for doing a lot better now and FINALLY FOR THE WALKING DEAD
