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No, I won’t be ordering cookies, but you have a few other things I’m interested in.
No I’m the Cookie Monster
brideofgodzilla: queerhound: Finish this sentence: eat my grandma’s wonderful homemade lemon cookies. they’re just tart enough to give a kick, but the sweetness and natural lemon flavor is sure to have you wanting more. i love my grandma.
twinkpop: when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven
lalie: generic-eric: David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976. Excuse you the screencap does not do this justice.
bosxe: perfectvic: LITERALLY MY FAVORITE This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
mccue90: prokopetz: a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: spicy-vagina-tacos: zooophagous: Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some
importantbirds: i left the door open. Girls coups here for ye sell cookie
sorelatable: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BOWL OF COOKIES & CREAM ICE CREAM
tastefullyoffensive: Honest Slogans: Girl Scout Cookies
snorlaxatives: me: *eats cookie dough* some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
sarahseeandersen: Hope everyone enjoyed the holidays and ate as many cookies as I did….
jakeenglish: eytancragg: jakeenglish: the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part deal with it darkness without light is an abyss light without darkness is blinding you cannot have a coin with one side. yo socrates
bewilden: fileformat: how are these people not dead Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
z-infinity: abookblog: books-and-cookies: readerxpro: HOW TO REMOVE PESKY STICKERS FROM YOUR BOOKS (contains naughty words) THIS IS A PSA. This is important This also works amazing on SNES or NES games where some dummy decided it would be a good
sixpenceee: GOBLIN SHARK COOKIE CUTTER SHARK FRILL SHARK BASKING SHARK
thehappysorceress:sizvideos:Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie MonsterVideo - Via Siz iOS appCookie Monster dropping food truth bombs.
eddie-vedder-is-god: superunknwn: hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:pr0fessah:unpopular opinion i hate these cookies Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because
billieyoarmstrong: books-and-cookies: leaves-on-the-forest-floor: IM CRYING THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.
dyselxia:im selling my dads cookies for my schools charity drive so this is the advertisement i made for them for facebook and im convinced this is the single greatest video i have ever made
fivelettered:alternate names for your White Crushmy little package of cream cheesemy unsalted butter babemy white chocolate chipwhipped cream sweetie sugar cookie cutie my sweet uncrusted bread slice
lizthefangirl: throughmusicmysoulbegantosoar: My family doesn’t mess around when it comes to Christmas cookies. sorry is your family a small country
No. 12 Looks Just Like You: When a Cake Masquerades as a Chocolate Chip Cookie.
cookie-waffle: YEA NO SHIT, HONEY
no-more-ramen:archangelsky:Skinny Apple Mug CakeLemon Cloud Mug Cake Strawberries and Cream Mug Cake Cookies and Cream Mug Cake Red Velvet Mug Cake Candy Cane Mug Cake Smore Mug Cake Pumpkin Cinnamon Mug Cake Coffee Cake Mug Cake +more o m g … it’s
disposablefuckholes: sub-whisperer: No cookies for you.You must learn self-control. Only good girls get rewarded.
caramel-cookie: artist: 苔
NO IT'S NOT A COOKIE
cookies-greens-12: blueb-ll: Ahí tienes, mamá Hice este comic hace como tres años en un blog que tenía 😂😂😂 Es bueno saber que el tiempo no pasa en vano 💪💪💪 la respuesta :V
niyahrenee: Sorry Santa, no cookies for you 🍪🎅🏾 -Christmas 2017
I am tough, but I'm no cookie
i-got-dosed-by-you: fritzlshouseparty: Came home to literally all the candy from America, happiest & soon to be the fattest bunny alive :3 ❤ i see no cookies and cream bar. so sad.
elseptimosentido: maquinasdefax: Gumdrops, chocolates, cookies, ice cream and stuff. I CRIED.
iam-tough-but-no-cookie: yes. not all heros wear capes! hypnogaja *-*
no-more-cookies: too awesome not to reblog :D
halsyon-deactivated20181203: “I am tough, but I am no cookie” American Horror Story: Asylum (2012)
leilanifox: “I’m tough…but I’m no cookie”.
Do or do not. But there is no try
jumne:Favorite Ice Cream Flavor?ChocolateVanillaStrawberryChoco chip cookie doughCookies and creamMint choco chipButter PecanRocky RoadSalted caramelPistachioSee ResultsThey wouldn’t let me add more options so here we are. If anyone likes something
halsyon-deactivated20181203: “I am tough, but I am no cookie” American Horror Story: Asylum (2012) vtk
somewhereontheiceplanet: No Cookie For You! by Melodie De Castro
monstre-rose: anuvia: jami-c: prongsiegannon: chompass: scenefux: monstrenoir: Holy crap, please watch this. I think I just peed. I am in tears. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY!? I CAN’T BREATHE Fuck yEs THIS ITS NOT A C O O k IE mg ldSKJHG NO MATTER
I’m eating a banana nut cookie … and drinking some milk. but how bout that Glee ep huh?
