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micoba: There was, off course, no way to relieve the stimulation of her clit in any way other than to just ride out the orgasms until the battery died.Then it was up to his mood to decide whether she’d be allowed down, get fucked in this position or
samandriel: paradoximas: so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone rocking around the
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merrymaudlin: mercurykiss: thugburrito: My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123% NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the
ownedbymydaddy: Daddy’s little entertainment system :D Built, developed and design by you, with infinite battery life- no matter how bruised, battered, spent and raw, just one word from your lips has my owned little pussy springing to life… dapperdaddywo
buzzfeed: thegrumppuccino: actual-mother-john-watson: notexactlyninja: geekophiliac: jeantakethespookycock: didney-worl-no-uta: back-it-up-elizabethbanks: fagflow: I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once LET ME FUCKIN TELL
spicy7575:Sorry for the short video! My battery ran out and there was no way I was stopping this to charge it!
tinycartridge: This is everything but a Famicom controller ⊟ This device by Cool Clown (via Famicom no Neta) is a mobile battery that can connect to devices through USB and MicroUSB. It’s also a MicroSD card reader. Kind of a handy thing to carry
str8guysgonewild: jennysboytoys: Here’s Blake a submissive jock that loves the idea of me fucking him with a strapon he’s very verbal. In this video it’s more focused on assplay no cum shot cause his battery died. omfg I came twice watching
…How convincing.(Psst! In case you haven’t heard, this blog turns one month old tomorrow! Here’s the post I made about it, in case you’re interested)
I’m, uh, I’m sure we’re in for a nice, calm day…
Um. Well, surely whatever happened all those years ago that kept Garnet and Pearl from fusing for such a long time won’t be an issue now. It was probably nothing, really
R.I.P. SMUMPYKilled by The KinksterSmumpy unfortunately fell victim to The Kinkster’s cunning nipple clamps. What was supposed to be a safe and fun night among friends turned into a deadly car-battery induced night of terror. No safe word for this unloved
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Someone needs to invent a battery-powered heated waist/hips wrap. “More blankets” isn’t the solution, okay. The solution is heating the part of my body that is always cold, but that no warming garment exists for. (lower back) They can
mossdealer:ALTOh no! My car battery is missing! I hope someone on my dashboard happens to have a spare!
blackbirds-on-the-marsh:apas-95:pupyjpeg:Oh no I’m seeing dumb posts about how to disable the police robot dogs againLet’s be clear. You are not going to have a chance to fucking turn it over and pull the battery out, and you are not going
turnways:changing your icontwitter: no hassle, just upload the image and zoom accordinglytumblr: the app crashes, your phone loses 90% battery, other people see your icon change but not you, a hex is put on you
sketchedatrocities: Baby Steven’s fine, Lapis just ate the batteries in the radio. She also assures the gems that she totally remembered that humans need air waayyy before his arms started flailing. No one felt the need to mentioned this to Greg.
cavalier-renegade: twilightprince102: So apparently nobody has been talking about this? Because this is a pretty big f****** deal! That almost nullifies the fact that it’s battery only lasts three hours! Oh wait, no it doesn’t. What the hell
scyther-no-scything: Grubbin, Charjabug and Vikavolt battery bugs <3
maledollmaker:My hot robot companion takes his “naps”—charges his battery. I fondle his chest. I play with his crotch and lick his face. When I turn him on, he has no idea what happened. I say “boner,” he goes instantly erect.
ponybalderdashery: postmarxed: Apple has finally admitted they throttle older iPhones with iOS updates when they release a new model. As the battery degrades over time it’s no longer capable of providing as much power as the CPU needs to draw at peak
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memeufacturing: body: Time to sleep ! Don’t wanna be tired at school tomorrow ! :-)brain and eyes *reading Wikipedia article about Baby Looney Tunes at 7% battery charge*: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nintendroid: Used Japanese Game Boy Pocket - TOYOTA Promo version. This is a Japan exclusive release for a limited number of Toyota clients. “Hi there, I drive a 1992 Toyota Nintendo. No gasoline but S.O.B sucks batteries.” Needs a new
ladyholmesoftardis: actual-mother-john-watson: notexactlyninja: geekophiliac: jeantakethespookycock: didney-worl-no-uta: back-it-up-elizabethbanks: fagflow: I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU
do-not-open-til-christmas: With the belt locked on, there’s no way to remove it, and I control all its functions through my phone.. And I don’t even have to unlock the belt to charge the battery,
cyberrghetto: plaaastic: its starting to rain so no but i still got 60% battery with 3G with a pack of cig so i guess im just gonna chill how bout u? ॐ cyberspace princess ॐ
eccentricintrovert: 7ommy: lachrymosa: princessmoran: my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go” Difficulty level: Silent with no vibrate Expert level: Dead battery
notjackwhite: martinfreeman: no offense to all other iPods but the ipod classic is the best kind because I accidentally filled mine with sunscreen so the screen is fucked and looks tie dye but it still works great and also the battery lasts ridiculously
postmarxed: Apple has finally admitted they throttle older iPhones with iOS updates when they release a new model. As the battery degrades over time it’s no longer capable of providing as much power as the CPU needs to draw at peak performance and this
sghard: iamvvvhorny: Fucking hot Now this is how you film a scene if you don’t have a friend. No close ups, but you can edit it later if it’s too long. Just make sure you have enough battery, or plug the camera in.
icantevensleep:The problem with being introverted is that there is no polite way to say “I love you, but I’m tired of being with you right now.” Actually there is. “I need my alone time right now. I’ll be back when my batteries are recharged.
sammiesmalls666: dreagentry: deebott: underdehsea: WELL THEN I want them all. No one has seriously made a HULK SMASH joke yet? I love how iron man is ironically a cheap battery operated OVO and Thor is a 赧 fun factory pulsator haha
mercurykiss: thugburrito: My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123% NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector
did-you-kno: “Biohacker” Tim Cannon implanted a computer chip into his arm so he could be more like a robot. No surgeons would agree to the operation, so he inserted the chip himself. The battery-powered device records his temperature and
skottfrii: skottfrii: My stroke ain’t no joke. Niggas would rather just let the crib burn down, rather than go replace that stupid ass 9V battery in the smoke alarm. Fuck that shit, why the fuck can’t they just use AA?
thereluctantwarrior: spoopybunnyboyarminarlert: notanothergothloliblog: mszombi: ridley-grace: grenoreo: jeantakethespookycock: didney-worl-no-uta: back-it-up-elizabethbanks: fagflow: I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries
tookittothelimit: tookittothelimit: MY MOUSE IS DYING AND I HAVE NO SPARE BATTERIES NO it doesn’t seem to want to eat it
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Stillness… intent… purpose… Sound like anyone you know?I’m whimsical. Harmless. Toootally non-threatening. No “edge” whatsoever. Nope, nope, nope.Battery powered cauterizing scalpel? I use it to cut oranges. Mostly.
casualfacefun: Tumblr Cool Tees Low Battery Help Me Hip Hop Style Just Say No To Fuckboys I NEED MY SPACE Boobs Drawing I Feel Like I’m Already Tired Tomorrow Coffee Strong Lashes Long Hustle On Flawless Broken Heart Sun and Stars
opeeelivinwithaloha: trust-no-one-nothing: LOL WHAT MADE IT EVEN FUNNIER WAS THE PERCENT OF BATTERY LEFT. LLN (via imgTumble)
potato-titans: actual-mother-john-watson: notexactlyninja: geekophiliac: jeantakethespookycock: didney-worl-no-uta: back-it-up-elizabethbanks: fagflow: I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU SOMETHING
if i didnt have bad luck id have no luck at all Low on gas Blew my tire Late at night AAA coming to the rescue!!!! I call (after waiting +60 min and they told me itd only be 40 min or less) to ask where’s my tow truck? I have 2% battery on my
