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Yes, good boy, you can have a peek at your masturbatrix panties and come on her pantyhose. You deserve a reward for asking your wife to go off the pill and have sex with him with no condom, as the good subby cuckold you are.
Yes, Baby, it tastes good, but I like them bigger, like the large one my boss has, it tastes so good that most times I lick it for a while but end up taking the whole thing in my mouth. You had no idea about it, had you?.
Yes Honey, of course I agree that the second set is much more discreet, they almost look like men’s pajamas, but I’m afraid you’ll have to wear knickers, I want you to show your boss that you no longer pretend to be a man, no after you
Yes, they do all those things out of fear of being cuckolded, to avoid being cuckolded… but, no matter what they do, many of them already are, and many of them will be, cuckolds.
Yes, honey, some of the men at the party enjoy making the cuckolds admit that they have fucked their wives’ much better than they have ever done. So, no matter how much it shames you, be ready to tell them everything about your inadequacies and
Yes, honey, I agree that it’s time to give her a sibling, but you know it means that you’ll have to ask my boss if he wants me to stop taking the pill and no sex for you until I give birth to my boss’ baby.
counteragentfilms: sunwukong-stoaway: distractedbyshinyobjects: Miss Frizzle and Mary Poppins, Lady Time Lords. I ship it to the moon. The Teacher and The Nanny. The Magic School Bus is a TARDIS, and Mary’s bag is bigger on the inside. No one will
No frowns darling. I’ll be out with the girls and I will be home by midnight. That is a solid 4 hours for you to work on your list of the 100 ways you want to make me come. And yes, I promise that once we try them all I will let you come once..
info on the last comic for those who havent played fate/extra: yes, that is actual dialogue from the game. you can choose the player character’s gender, so tamamo ends up falling for u no matter if ur boy or girl (tho this isn’t a dating game, tamamo
omo-things: overall, though, i’m a huge fan of characters getting away with the actual wetting, but getting up and leaving is where the problem is.like, characters who volunteer to be the last one out so no one has to see the huge puddle or stain they
dammitfallout: Well.. Mama Murphy’s as good as her word kid, no more chems, and no more body either.
fatterroundermoreblubber: feedmedee: let’s play the “oh no! the fridge is broken, and it’d be such a shame to waste all this food” game. And just as you’ve slowly pressed the last huge bits of an extra meaty, super cheesy sandwich into my
boo-bickells: do you ever get attached to like one line or phrase from a song and it holds so much meaning to you but no one else understands how powerful those few words are to you
mycroftplayingoperation:list of flawless female characters [3/?] rose tyler“You don’t just give up. You don’t just let things happen. You make a stand. You say “no.” You have the guts to do what’s right when everyone else just runs away,
no1jogian: my life improved like 1000% when i stopped pretending that society had no influence on my behaviors and thought patterns and instead focused on unlearning that shit rather than coming up w/ reasons to defend it
gentlechamomile: Aquarius is a mastermind. It’s no secret—but than again, it is. If you watch Aquarius attentively, you’ll see the genius at work. If there’s something you need to know, Aquarius will provide you with the background and
whooves: noyouplum: Jackie: I was pregnant, do you remember? Had a baby boy. The Doctor: Ah! Brilliant. What’d you call him?Jackie: Doctor.The Doctor: Really?Jackie: No, you plum. He’s called Tony. #And a few months later when the dust has
umathurwin: highkey want a boy who’s taller than me and has messy hair and nice eyebrows and is strong enough to lift me and carry me when I’m tired and is intelligent and can carry smart conversations and calls me beautiful and treats me right in
radio-freedunmovin: answersfromvanaheim: sapphichands: hobbitcreampuff: But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because “No. that’s
sashayed: leftclausewitz: stormingtheivory: the “tag yourself” meme is probably the most advanced form of discourse on leftist tumblr in that it allows you to be maximally smug and dismissive with basically no expenditure of effort, it’s the
chessys: no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love
no-more-bodies-for-me: In case any of you wanted to know how to wrap your knuckles. For those with weaker wrists (me) wrap your wrists and palms x2 for every time she does. And yes, those are pink wraps!
foxywinchesters: “1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.” Feeling body positive for once ✌🏻
yes! i am a long way from home!
kokoro-chan practice!! i still have no idea how his hair works tho tbhi didn’t like how this was turning out so midway through i just said fuck it and here i am lmao
baragakis: WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT GINTOKI’S ADORABLE BLUSH???
sassy-gay-jake-english: daydreamdryad: have you ever looked at your gf/bf and thought wow how did i get so lucky yeah
Three Princes and A Princess
poison and wine [levi/mikasa]
taylertots: Hmm I was in an AU mood and so someone suggested a knk/snk crossover and well basically i had to because it meant that akihito would be a titan shifter and i got ridiculously excited
beautiful-illusion-wonder: keiko-chan: SNK || A Choice With No Regrets - Chapter 2 Now I can see the potential parallel. Levi cares (read: is very concerned - at least that’s what has been alluded to based on the characters stat) for Mikasa and Eren
levheichou: RivaMika AU » Hades & Persephone »Hades stole Persephone, bewitched by her beauty and the world was lost in ice and winter. He only let her leave the underworld for 6 months and with her, spring and summer came back.« Levi didn’t
snackage: High school delinquents, bancho!Levi and sukeban!Mikasa~ ≖‿≖
morie91: i remember this snk fancast post on tumblr… and someone suggested James McAvoy for Levi… so i did this photomanip/overpaint thingie (:
bigelsteine: the little french nicknames he’d call her and the confused look she gives him
claire-lee-0426: This SNK jazz trio is comprised pianist Levi, drummer Eren and double bass player Mikasa…just sketch for now, I’m gonna paint this…… I’m a slow painter, I know, I know, I should finish to paint last two “Severus” works
herzspalter: I think Longarm made Blurr show him all his moves so when the time to kill him arrived, he’d be ready. And it worked. No reason for this, just had a craving for this pairing and I also kinda have the hots for Longarm. He has good legs.
aluxra: No but, Torbjörn and Bastion developing a relationship like Groot and Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy where he can understand Bastion perfectly and hold conversations with themTorbjörn’s names for Bastion like “scrap-metal” and “tin-can”
jaegerades: do you ever develop the dumbest crush on someone that you have no chance with and everything u do is dumb and feelings are dumb and i feel so dumb and dumbity dumb dumb
thefireatsea: lil-miss-banana: givenchy-: 13 Days of River Song | 10. Someone You’d Like River Song to Meet (Fictional or Otherwise) Indiana Jones and River Song I think this one needs no commentary. It’s axiomatic! And I ship it! Yes plz There
karyey:NO girl dont ruin your early 20s by staying home every saturday and lamenting the death of your childhood while also being afraid to even act like a 20 something year old bc you still feel so young yet so old and lost all at once haha you’re
alphaacentauri: donald trump is like. a parks and rec character. if there was a continuation of the show and there was a season where leslie ran for president he would be her opponent. angry orange man with no real policies who just shouts offensive
ghost-anus: Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY
free-booty: Does anyone else feel like a “filler friend”? Like you just sit there, never contributing to the conversation, and when you do, no one notices. You don’t really have a purpose or do anything and kinda just sit there existing. No one
vinternolldesire: Gregory House and Sherlock Holmes “making experiments” John: Oh no, now there are two…
tobeagenius: Coffee addiction is a relatively new phenomenon (yes, I’m looking at you, university students), and has been accommodated by the increase in coffee based fast food chains such as Starbucks and Dunkin’ Donuts which in turn has led to
overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent
grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
mattjosephdiaz: powerfullypetite: au-revoir-mon-amie: Men need to figure out the difference between “nice guy” and “codependent guy” “She always dates cocky assholes” no she dates men who are self-validating and confident. So she doesn’t
sonoanthony: On some real shit ya gotta be corny cute with ya partners idc Never lose that playfulness. Like eventually ya be getting dry and not doing fun shit cus you have them and figure they not going no where. fuck that. Always try to make ya
no dawn, no day
allmymetaphors: no offense but I’ve decided I’m gonna stop being sad and start being unbelievably powerful, creative, and full of love & light
excessively-pansexual:No no, you don’t need to think. You’re too pretty for that. Just bend your pretty little ass over the table and let me help you forget your name.
mandareeboo: I love how Ruby’s obviously at peace with herself as Garnet; calm and serene. She’s never really like that when she’s not; she’s pretty relaxed for a Ruby, sure, but overall she doesn’t get that sort of satisfaction alone.And then
imallforspooky: ladyavenger: 64kbps: 64kbps: can firebenders bend hot people 18k notes and i still havent got a simple “yes/no” i fucking hate this website yes I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT
yes, you could also say “hamlet!au” but no. “lion king au” bc im referencing directly off of it and i luv the movieand bc blake is a cat faunus
navirah: I will protect and stand by you no matter what
sqwick:sqwick:Need to be old and a hater for a second. Someone tell the kids to stop making “fancam”s and start making full blown AMVs again. I am Being deprived. No more 15 second loops CUT IT OUT. I need the full song. AT LEAST a minute and a half.