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nsarararara: Me: “Hey, wanna see a magic trick?” *removes panties from beneath skirt*GF: “You ain’t a magician, you a ho.” this is me on my other blog. Yes, this is an actual exchange between me and my gf.
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Spoiler alert! It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking beer. Just like my Saturday nights – hiyooh!Rocco Steele’s Urban Legend was written and directed by Rocco Steele, so the scant credits tell me. No idea who the actual videographers
istillloveparamore: babyimstillintoyou: soothesmymind: A few people tried to tell me that I didn’t draw this so here is a photo of me actually holding it. Hayley Williams drawn by me. Buy this print hereCheck out more of my art here ridiculous!
Why I like this: Oh gods! That part of my brain which cares nothing for all the rest of me and my dreams hopes and work; which wants to be nothing, mean nothing, have no responsibility. Just let me be a commodity.Why I didn’t share: I can’t actually
captainblondes: Me: No he never told me Wife: Yes, twice actually Me: Did you two have sex? Wife: NO!…Are you kidding me? That thing was way to big! Me: Oh my god! So that’s all that happened? Wife: sorta…We did try to have sex at Tiffany’s party.
I’ll be honest, jaspis is actually kind of teetering on a fine line with me right nowEvery time I see new crew art of Jasper and see how nervous she is, (meaning maybe the crew know something we dont?) my mind always goes back to lapis, the malachite
thelittlestpotat: 3AM - I’m woken up by Hubby gently shaking me…H: Wake up little one, you’re soaked. You need a change.P: *sleepily* Huh? Oh no… I leaked? :(H: No actually. You woke me up grinding your little diaper butt into the mattress. And
I lust wasted my fucking time to finish an anime that completely had no purpose but to piss me off. Actually, it seems like all every anime can do lately is piss me off.
memeufacturing: hillary clinton *pointing at breakfast food*: baeme: nohillary clinton *pointing to dog*: woke?me: no hillaryhillary clinton *insistently pointing at newspaper*: 💯????me *beginning to cry*: n..no
Love how no one on this site actually realizes that bullying people for who they are is actually super dangerous and an awful thing to do, even if said people they’re bullying are straight/cis/white etc. Straightophobia etc. don’t exist but bullying
doyouhearthunder: kinkshamer69: 6 years later and avatar (the james cameron movie) is still completely incomprehensible to me. like you’ve got the highest grossing film in recent history and no one actually enjoyed it beyond “eh. it was okay”
My haircut is making me more vain. Oh no. Also, this is the face I made whenever people like my shippy stuff, then they don’t talk to me about their headcanons/feelings/etc about them. EDIT: WHOA I LOOK LIKE. ACTUALLY MASCULINE HERE. WHAT
mpregicorn: UGH ok so let me tell you guys why that snk filler was actually kind of shit for all the people that read the manga remember how it really happened? and then this is how it really happened eren actually gets some development and is
profoundlyimpossiblemoon: i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that
blueguitarblues: Every morning when I get off work I drive past a street called Lois Street and it pisses me off because they had every opportunity to name it Lois Lane but did they? No. This is what’s wrong with society. “Street” and
letsallgotothelobby: Tumblr: Remember when cartoons where actually good? Me: ??????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????? when people say this all it really tells me is that they don’t actually watch cartoons anymore
litahalford: it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice”
smalllady: There’s no way a person like me, someone who understands only Pokémon— No, actually… I didn’t understand them, either. No way could I measure up to you, when you had met so many Pokémon and were surrounded by friends…
peraltiaago: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
megadorman: elevenothree: me… right now… actually no, just me all the time :/ Indeed. Me all the time also. yep
crash-flash: krustscrub: So I’m doing a Giveaway and the rules are actually quite simple. 1: Reblog or like this post to enter. 2: Following me would be really appreciated cause it helps motivate me and also gets me closer to miles stones for more
legasey: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” Actually me
alyossan: I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace. I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass
hilarydank: *sees anyone interacting with anyone other than me* wow I guess you just forgot all about me. I guess it was all just lies and I read too much into it but I actually thought you liked me? what a fool I am
boys-and-suicide: I’m actually terrified that no one is going to fall in love with me. Even if they said they love me, I could never truly believe it because I’ve been lied to a lot and the “I love you” lost its meaning for me because one day
neenya:bigangry:musicfoundme:IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVERYOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me #also after you tell me you gotta convince me you aren’t just mocking me#’cause that’s the
splendidbuttsex: ronaldalan: rebelderadioactivo: Me walking into school Me at work Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
triceracroptops: actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.
mxcleod: ya-thats-me:thisisdaltonsusername:imthatphangirl:alice-the-koala:mpregfrnk:reblog if youre emo trashone note. ONE FUCKING NOTEare you actually doing this to me oh my god I’m garbage I’m gonna freak you cant do this to me you just cant
chris-says-no: kristenwiiggle: nateygaga: tyleroakley: Me, when I listen to Donatella. What in the actual hell ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!! Praise it @neuroxin ACTUALLY. ME.
you know what’s great. when you’re trying to quit drinking and everybody is absolutely appalled at that decision and tries to convince you all night to Drink Alcohol or you’re no funalso turns out i am actually empirically no fun at parties without
macktheiceman: teaboot: Kid grabbing my arm in the store: How old are you? Me: Five hundred and twelve. I watched the Hindenburg burn Him: Did you see the titanic sink? Me: No, it was in the middle of the ocean Actually me to children
grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
spazzbot: xoxogarnet: fl0ralgf: me: hello can you please tag [insert ‘obscure’ trigger] it causes me to have flashbacks gross person: actually no. its not listed under the Official Neurotypical Approved List Of Triggers™. please try going outside
feministperalta: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
desertqueenfuriosa: People actually expect me to believe that if you throw a group of only one sex inside a fucking maze with no memories, no social, cultural or religious discourses forced upon them, no outside influences of any kind for years and years
grimlolita:Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
cats-in-a-trenchcoat: bifacts: Fact: Bisexuals are very flexible in the sense that they can date and/or sleep with people of multiple genders, but they’re also flexible in the sense that they have no bones, like octopuses. actual footage of the
I know most people on here are all about reading books and whatnot, but (it’s probably no surprise) I have never actually read an entire book on my own. But I think I am going to finally change that…. even though I’ve said it before
no-internet-today: controlled-by-depression: anxiouskittens: disappearing-s-l-o-w-l-y: herbrokenframeofmind: recoveryofabrokenteen: (via TumbleOn) This. Fuck my life. OMG this is perfect . Actually me oh god…. Sorry.. i have a rule as to
krumpany: no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
no: this is literally actually me
darfin is actually really cute lately - we had a huge ice storm and I had no ride to work so he picked up and drove me even though it meant getting up early and driving in v bad conditions AND he was lovely about it. then he likes to send me things he
midnightdroog: when people who think that you are mad when you are not actually mad and any statement you make to the contrary just makes you look mad and then you actually get mad because there is no way to prove that you are not indeed mad
No, I’m Actually Not Fine Thanks For Not Asking
thunderupton: I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
kiralyszag reblogged this from seychelles- and added: Is this… because of me? Cause…remember giving you that reason No actually I talked to tons of people who gave me this reason and it didn’t really bother me but specifically I
justzukothings: me, greeting my friends: hello, zuko here :^)
hanasaku-shijin: jen-iii: HANA THAT WAS THE CUTEST REPLY IVE EVER GOTTEN OMFG YOU ACTUAL DISNEY PRINCESS NO SICKIES FOR MY FRIENDS ;A; I WILL SING AWAY THE SICKNESS
tablespoons: “teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
i actually love so many of you but i have no idea how to start a conversation with you
When you thought you were actually starting to detach from someone/this terrible situation then you see pictures of them on Tumblr and you go straight back to the beginning, all of your feelings coming on full force again. Great.
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