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It’s quite the predicament actually:The vibrator vibrates enough to get her extremely horny and wet, but because there is no actual force holding the vibrator against her, it is never enough to make her cum. This set up will just edge her for hours
nsarararara: Me: “Hey, wanna see a magic trick?” *removes panties from beneath skirt*GF: “You ain’t a magician, you a ho.” this is me on my other blog. Yes, this is an actual exchange between me and my gf.
I never thought I’d be able to draw one of these things but god knows it’s long overdue so here it is, an actual kiriban post! As of 10/28/13 over 1200 people followed this weirdo! Thank you guys so much for keeping up with my shenanigans
Yay for characters with ambiguous gender for no apparent reason! (even if they made Hanji a woman in the anime, I still remain unconvinced)
k-ssed: Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never actually shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more.
DOUSKAI! DOUSKAI! darthsunshine, I can’t believe you actually memorized every word of this scene. No, actually, I can.
Me siento tan 'rara' para la sociedad actual; tengo 16 años y no tomo, no fumo, no me he drogado. No sé si es ser sana o sin vida.
I’ll be honest, jaspis is actually kind of teetering on a fine line with me right nowEvery time I see new crew art of Jasper and see how nervous she is, (meaning maybe the crew know something we dont?) my mind always goes back to lapis, the malachite
Why do people keep dying in series where anyone can die?No one actually expects you to keep your word on that, bro. Way uncool. It’s, like, downright heated. Absolutely steaming.Scorched.Like Armin.So here we stand, awaiting nothing more than the sweet
billnihilism:We really have harmed a whole generation of trans and gnc children by failing to communicate how serious a decision binding actually is, how there’s no ACTUALLY safe way to bind, how it permeneantly damages the body, how it can make top
dragoonstuck: I think we know what caused the tumblr viruses Still one of my favorite animated villains of all time, despite:-> Having no lines-> No actual physical form-> Little to no personality-> It’s just a freaking logo!
memeufacturing: hillary clinton *pointing at breakfast food*: baeme: nohillary clinton *pointing to dog*: woke?me: no hillaryhillary clinton *insistently pointing at newspaper*: 💯????me *beginning to cry*: n..no
I really really fucking hate the people who post nsfw (or worse, babyfur shit) in the #selfievsfurry tag, I just wanna fuckin browse it and see sfw stuff but no I gotta go report some assholes for being pedophiles great.
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
doyouhearthunder: kinkshamer69: 6 years later and avatar (the james cameron movie) is still completely incomprehensible to me. like you’ve got the highest grossing film in recent history and no one actually enjoyed it beyond “eh. it was okay”
mal-epicent: jerkpattillo:ungratefullittleshit: i’m feeling sick no no no no Actually its as far away as 2032 ( its been 17 years since ‘98, 2015+ 17= 2032) Does no one ever question/verify things?
why couldnt spin-off dude have done the actual series. before the fall makes regular snk look even more dogshit than it actually is. what with character development and art that doesnt look like finger paintings and likable characters and genuine comedy.
the attack on titan spin-off makes all the flaws of the actual attack on titan completely noticeable and once you notice you can’t unnotice and it makes attack on titan stand out even further as the unlikable pile of dogshit it actually is.
infinite list of favorite movies - Love Actually “Whenever I feel gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow airport. General opinion started to make out that we live in a world of hatred and
wolfietwi: (To actually answer the question, to keep consistency with Fluttershy’s attraction to all animals, there are plants in Caninia that are filled with protein, like multiple tofu flavors. So yeah, no actual meat, just meat-like plants.) x3!
rustytales: I have no idea how he managed to mess up that bad. Happy 25th of December ! Whatever it is you celebrate (or don’t celebrate) on that day or around that day ! ( Due to latenes + being in a no-internet place currently, no actual update
My haircut is making me more vain. Oh no. Also, this is the face I made whenever people like my shippy stuff, then they don’t talk to me about their headcanons/feelings/etc about them. EDIT: WHOA I LOOK LIKE. ACTUALLY MASCULINE HERE. WHAT
mpregicorn: UGH ok so let me tell you guys why that snk filler was actually kind of shit for all the people that read the manga remember how it really happened? and then this is how it really happened eren actually gets some development and is
m-azing: I would actually LOVE if a writer said something like “actually, I did not write any gay characters in my story, and I did not realize it until you pointed this out. now that I’ve been given a chance to really think about why there ARENT
please no
pleasingbuttocks: newturkdad: guys PLEASE do not buy the xbox one do not buy any video game console that is so anti consumer and one that shuts out small video game retailers I actually went on the official site and I read the rules this is actually
darrynek: what she says: no what she really means: no
allthingslinguistic: ladysparklefists: idk I just love how we Young People Today use ~improper~ punctuation/grammar in actually really defined ways to express tone without having to explicitly state tone like that’s just really fucking cool, like
profoundlyimpossiblemoon: i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that
threepipe: ok but when people say “that character isn’t canonically gay” when they’re talking about a character whose sexuality is never actually mentioned in the books/show/whatever. no. no actually u chose to infer that the character is canonically
achievement-hunter: trblastoff: what Do you ever remember something from your childhood that was so surreal you think “no I had to have made that up no way something like that could have been real” and then years later you find that you didn’t
smalllady: There’s no way a person like me, someone who understands only Pokémon— No, actually… I didn’t understand them, either. No way could I measure up to you, when you had met so many Pokémon and were surrounded by friends…
aizhaodao: Oh look, I actually drew SnK 47 stuff. Thought it hilarious how Ymir and Bert are just having some serious talk while Reiner was trying to restrain a bats*** crazy Eren.
wide-eyed-stare replied to your post: oh god I wasn’t this anon but I’ve actually been wondering the same thing. I’m hoping Isayama wouldn’t want to inflict THIS level of pain. My thing is that if she’s actually pregnant, the writing
soundlessdarkness: is no one going to talk about how Mikasa and Levi practically have matching scars now
Mitsuki’s baby photos in the Kyoukai no Kanata “Episode 0” OVA megillien I was literally screencapping this when I saw your commissioned art post omg. But no really imagine Levi actually having a gushy/proud expression as he takes
New Hangeki no Tsubasa "Summer Vacation" class featuring Eren! So did he actually catch that giant fish Levi was holding or…?
Levi’s Chess Player class for Hangeki no Tsubasa! He actually is the Black King GOODBYE WORLD
fuku-shuu:New “Valentine” Class for Levi from Hangeki no Tsubasa!Almost time to unwrap those chocolates…!By the way, according to the official tweet this is actually half of a pair - the mystery “other half” in this set will be released
A few more SnK chapter 68 spoiler images!Now that more fans have the new Bessatsu Shonen, we are likely going to see raws pretty soon :)I am amused that there is actually a panel WITHIN the chapter featuring the three cover stars on their own (Top right).
Hanji is the latest addition to Hangeki no Tsubasa’s “Flashes in Pitch Black” class!This is actually really strange, because Hanji’s outfit is clearly from the Dawn of Revolution class, and yet the stats page is labeled Flashes in Pitch Black.
The 2nd SnK compilation film, Shingeki no Kyojin Kouhen: ~Jiyuu no Tsubasa~ will release a 4D version in Japanese theaters as well!Theatergoers for the 4D version will be able to experience the smell of water and grass, actual seat movement during action
cameoamalthea: threepipe: ok but when people say “that character isn’t canonically gay” when they’re talking about a character whose sexuality is never actually mentioned in the books/show/whatever. no. no actually u chose to infer that the
hylianvillager: stability: actual footage of dogs when there are no people around If there are no humans around, then who took the video and uploaded it to the internet?
moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur: themoonclockwork: maryxjanexholland: k-inkyyyy: what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit they are like this, it’s an actual footage
oh-deir:ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
davidabbruzzese: #i think that if i got to interview them one of the things i would do is just show them this with no context and just get their raw reactions i actually really do think about that a lot and i don’t understand why no one’s done that
pleaseletmetouchyourbutt: my sense of humor is so warped i mean i don’t laugh at actual jokes i laugh at things like: I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 2 GOAT NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT
grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
haruchans-pool: thearminarlelt: jujunghe: actual-annie: weskuur: actual-annie: jeanfapschtein: actual-annie: actual-levi: actual-annie: breathmintgelato: fucking adorable background character i hope he didn’t get eaten guess who just fucking
No Vacancy
no pants policy
ospreyonthemoon:himbofisher:If you look, there is no actual bridge between 2 and 3: the tube is actually sealed, so the only jars that can receive water are 1, 2, 4 and 5.In theory, this actually highly depends on the velocity of the water; those are
The feeling of being filled.. oh god yes please 🥰The feeling of being fucked.. no nope. No. Just no 😕
actual skater frog
homobot23: I spent more time pointing at this and laughing than actually coming up with something witty. So I’ll just leave it as is.
motorcyclles: Are there some AMVs and/or gifsets of SNK with David Guetta’s Titanium? Because I’d be both glad and ashamed if there’s something like this update: there are no AMVs with that song and i'm deeply disappointed
No actually, it wouldn’t, because a huge amount of men treat women like objects. And the fact that you think I should use the word “people” to describe men treating naked women like shit just shows how deeply you feed into this misogyny,
naked-yogi: do y’all even realize how much mainstream ‘lesbian’ porn is curated for the male gaze??? like hello, how can you not see how painfully obvious it is that these women aren’t actually interested in other women? of course not all mainstream
