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mrhipp: Unlucky Lightsaber (or “Never tell me the odds!”)
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mazeon: Millenium Falcon in Asteroid Field”Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.”C-3PO, 1980 Never tell me the odds.
im-the-swamp-witch: odinsnotwearingmakeup: hip-hip-bourree: ronandhermy: it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? this is oddly specific?? and over 3000
never-tell-me-the-odds: darrynek: tyleroakley: bitchesxbacon: madibert: If you pretend like you’re flicking or hitting him as soon as he hits the screen it is so entertaining I LITERALLY JUST SAT HERE FLICKING MY SCREEN FOR 5 MINUTES. CAN’T
probablybadrpgideas:Ability, “Never Tell me the Odds.”When rolling an attack roll, skill check, or saving throw, use this ability and flip a coin instead.Tails is a nat 1. Heads is a nat 20.
spyroid101: “ We found a seeeeecret way to track you, and we’ll never tell you how, even if you ask nicely!”So, when I first watch the episode, the levels of snark Steven had here honestly felt odd to me.Espeshally since the opening to this conversation
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bakeddd-barbiee: rachelsgreen:my exact reaction when people tell me they’ve never seen Friends. … ive seen the odd episode but ive never really watched friends.
kvlorens: Never tell me the odds.