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“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
“You can touch My croft anytime.” Submitted by pyschointhemaking.
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna fans.
“I would never pull out your teeth one by one or insult your clothing.”
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come abduct you myself.”
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
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“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you wet.”
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our ties?”
“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“Care to be my goldfish?”
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for you if that’s what you’re into.”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing I have that’s ribbed.â€
“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.â€
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.â€
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.â€
“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.â€
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.â€
“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.â€
“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in the Diogenes Club.â€
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
