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“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“You can touch My croft anytime.” Submitted by pyschointhemaking.
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“I never text when I can talk… You should make me text more often.”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
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“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“We should go clubbing together. And I don’t mean going to the Diogenes Club.”
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
“Holmes is where my heart is.â€
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.â€
“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside of me even if it took four months and eleven days off my life.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.â€
“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?â€
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“My heart isn’t much of a target, but Cupid still managed to hit it when I first laid eyes on you.”
“My code name is Antarctica because I have such an impressive ‘South Pole.’“
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
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thesherlockedme: John Watson: Are you wearing any pants? Sherlock Holmes: …No. John Watson: Okay. John Watson: What are we doing here, Sherlock? Seriously, what? Sherlock Holmes: I don’t know. John Watson: Here to see the Queen? [Mycroft Holmes
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