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rabenacohmalani: vworp-goes-the-tardis: melancholicsunshine: kingjaffejoffer: luckyshirt: Dear guy who just made my burrito: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty
vvhaleshark: I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT
fallingcities: warmskin: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. this is my favorite video I LOVE THIS VIDEO
xopachi: skwinky: lntruding: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact,
hey, 3 days in and a proper plan and i ate my caloric goals. mostly by being to busy to snack :) i didn’t buy any sweets at the market and then i came home and made this quiche sans the tortilla crust, with a ton more veggies, like kale, 1 large
it is hard to believe that my alarm went off not even an hour and a half ago. i am only just beginning to feel awake though. weird breakfast of apple butter on toast, half a large tortilla turned quesadilla with ham and shredded cheese and also a slice
Is it brunch or lunch when you eat at noon? Anyways it’s delicious. Italian sausage ground up and in a tortilla with spinach, black beans, fiesta cheese and salsa with a banana and my cup of joe. And it’s all mine
gingersnaplibrarian: submissivelymonroe: foodffs: Tortilla Chip Crusted Oven-Fried Ravioli with Spicy Fontina Queso Fundido. Really nice recipes. Every hour. this needs in me. OH MY GOSH THAT’S SIMPLE
girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
darlingdamara: sollux-png: I’m so tired of seeing this fuckin giraffe-necked, tortilla earring white chick on my dash she looks like she would own a christian minion facebook page
zftw: genderthief: i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth she’s waiting for the salsa
Does anyone remember that story from a while back where I was eating dinner and my mom slapped me across the face with a tortilla?
vvhaleshark: renners-chick: vvhaleshark: I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave
methlabrador: my buddy aaron has a tortilla cat
algrenion: mater—tua: luckyshirt: Dear guy who just made my burrito: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got
do-not-touch-my-food: Tortilla Chip Crusted Ravioli with Queso Fundido
squats-y-tortillas: Going out to eat with my mama #duckfaceonpoint
verycorrectavengersquotes: Our Main Bois as Things My Friends and I Have SaidSteve: “I’m a successful suck-up.”Tony: *singing It’s Raining Men while sprinkling glitter in the trash can*Bruce: “I’m worth at least one tortilla chip.”Clint:
virginrosemary: I don’t need spoons or forks, the tortilla is my utensil.
zftw: genderthief: i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth she’s waiting for the salsa
lasfloresdemayo: sofia—tortilla: alexandrunk: Frida Kahlo tile! 💕 Gracias @markorod !!! #FridaKahlo #MOLA Que hermosura I will have these in my home
mckhatter: michaeljacks0ff: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. This will always be my favorite thing. Hahaahaa
fapbender: luckyshirt: Dear guy who just made my burrito: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right.
in-my-mouth: Chicken Tortilla Soup
iwishiwasmusic: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. this is like my fave video hahaha omg
sadfag: tortillas:these r my favorite shia pics nothing will ever top them im the banana
uropyia: lilbrownhoe: jodiejoee: me-conocen-como-chela: m-e-s-t-i-z-a: I’d be lying if I said this isn’t me when people eat my food this me. Lol Hijos de su madre DID HE FUCKING SAY “ALGUIEN SE COMIO MI TORTILLA”
crimsoncrook: turmoilsofthesea: wildfflowers: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife Why I would love to marry an animator i almost spit out my cereal
bluebomberblaster: vvhaleshark: I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except
fartgallery: i am but a simple tortilla chip, searching for my salsa. this is how i tell people that i am single. this is why i am single
dreamingonbrokenstars: stale-tortilla-chips: lmfaoooooo. Is this real…. Oh my hahahahahahahahahha
symphani: fallingcities: warmskin: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. this is my favorite video I LOVE THIS VIDEO This is perfection!
lulz-time: i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth she’s waiting for the salsa Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog
procrastinating-is-easy: vvhaleshark: renners-chick: vvhaleshark: I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right
flomation: victorpopejr: lankyhazza: Donald Trump in a Nutshell by Victor Pope Jr. Those tortillas fell off my head so many times while making this vine. 1. “You know what? I'ma even deport the Native Americans.”2. “To where?” 3. “Nativia!
gem-twin-moons: victorpopejr: lankyhazza: Donald Trump in a Nutshell by Victor Pope Jr. Those tortillas fell off my head so many times while making this vine. I’m fuckin crying
do-not-touch-my-food: Chicken Tortilla Soup