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“Wanna see my ‘meat dagger’?”
“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d examine my body.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”
“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order to penetrate me.”
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“Without you, my heart feels hollower than Jack Griffin’s suit.”
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)
“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna see what else can fit in it?”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.”
thedevilswife: frankiee9: this does not make you cool brah. of course wearing ctk pants why is my school full of whores lol. this does make me laugh a bit, but the other comments are valid of course. still, i guess this is a sign, right?
narc0ticsweettalk: I found this under my bed. I don’t even know when I wrote it. so, this is my new favorite sign, LOL. i love finding signs that say stuff out of the norm, and i don’t think anything is ever going to top this one! click her
lotharioslady: My second birthday video I made for Ashley! this is just a beautiful thing ♥♥♥♥ happy birthday and congrats to you two for having such a wonderful relationship :D
boytoysprincess: I’m now doing fan signs for ŭ gift cards (sent to lovelecoffee@yahoo.com) You can request poses or outfits otherwise I’ll decide. You will get a set of 3 partial nude fan sign photos posted to my blog to promote your blog. For
how-ood: Sign here SIGN IT! Sign it now! I’ll show you my boobies! :)
nicce-asses: Here’s my booty fan sign! Keep this anonymous;) Me: Fuckkk I almost forgot to post this! Damn. It’s one of the best too ;) thanks for the fan sign! She’s staying anoynmous Reblogged by tumblr.viewer
labias: *sees astrology post* *checks my sign and reads something bad* this shit is so fucking wrong astrology is bullshit and fake honestly why do you all believe in it… *reads something good about my sign* I love astrology I always said it was true
gexrgiakitty:reblog this with your sign and your best friend’s sign because I wanna see
l0kasenna: officialnatasharomanoff: slecnaztemnot: nmscares: #DidYouKnow #Deaf #DeafAwareness #education #SignLanguage #advocacy #NMSCares This is actually sadly relevant. I had a lecture this summer about sign languages and Deaf culture and when
brookelabrie: instax // Kara Neko despite the drama we had with the instax camera, we got some pretty awesome shots. © BL {images are for sale, and signed by both, and profits split between model and photographer. instax between ฟ - ฮ. contact me
vintagelasvegas: Desert Rose Motel, Las Vegas, May 1979. Demolished in the mid-90s to make way for Monte Carlo Hotel & Casino, Desert Rose had been a family business on the strip going back to the early 50s. The sign is now at the Neon Museum. Photos
vintagelasvegas:The Golden Goose was hauled down from her perch on Fremont Street, 9/18/2017. Here’s the sign in 1976, about two years after it was installed.
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signs that don't fuckin Do anything
ninthhousemoon: opposite sun sign relationships are the best don’t @ me
odaatgifs: Schneider poor attempt to do the sign of the cross
traviscotts: it’s not you….it’s your zodiac sign
justcashierthings: me: Would you like to sign up for a rewards c- customer: STOP ASKING ME THAT!!! me:
My TOOL opiate reissue and TOOLARMY hoody came today! Sweet!
MY STEPDAD FOUND THIS AT A GARAGE SALE! SWEET!
Signs that aren’t “supposed” to get along but usually do
The Signs as Fallout Things
lupe-fiasshole: Haha. I met A$AP Rocky. He signed my shirt and I signed his arm. Hopefully, I find the ones that people were taking of my signing him =) Reblogging because I see panties thru the shirt….LOL
herdreadsrock: wvynes-world: revyspite: loudmindsofttalk: wzrdkelley: colachampagnedad: nik2lit: im-lil-g: cars pulling up slow make me anxious af signs u from the hood you really be feeling like your life about to end in these situations “who
ammarmali: The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
invizible: notittygang: chittychittybangbang223: sheabuttertwistout: astro-slytherin: zodiacstorm: astrorealm: astrolofae: friestrology: aesthetics-astro: mars5th: reblog this with the sign you hated for a while bc of one specific person
cat-boots: ravenworks requested a starfox swimsuit competition! Peppy didn’t sign up because he’s too busy trying to, you know, actually fight in the war
The sign's best traits
toastoat: somebody waves to me: *puts up peace sign* somebody says hello to me: *puts up peace sign* somebody insults me: *puts up peace sign* somebody asks me a question: *puts up peace sign*
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criwes: Sign of amusement park Dreamland Margaten in Kent, England which was closed from 2003 to 2015. (photo)
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ivydoomkitty: Here’s my signing schedule for @fandomfest today! Sat 12-2 signing booth across from Stan Lee Collectibles 3-530 signing booth across from Stan Lee Collectibles Sun 11-2 signing booth across from Stan Lee Collectibles 1130- Panel: Q&A
How To Romance Any Sign
zodiacmind: Fun facts about your sign here
signs as lovers
“LEO SZN”og photo via @sotogang, my edit over
knightchanges: this was my sign and liam sang to me for a bit then shook his head at me while laughing !!!! (harry and louis noticing my signs) (video)
in-vagina-we-thrust: niggablvd: My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents Keep her
yournaughtydirtylittlesecret: deliciously-deviant: She needs the 4th person. She needs a cock in her mouth. Well, at least that’s my sign for “Please? Please put your cock in my mouth?” I like that sign!
almondbbe:having my hips gripped so tightly that you bruise them 🫠
Negative Moon Sign Traits
lesbianlove07: conductoroftardislight: musicfiend42: athingor3: everyoneisgay: Wells Fargo, the second largest U.S. bank by number of branches, just launched an ad that depicts two women practicing sign language before they meet the deaf child they
Aaron is a sweet donut hole frick who beat me in making the sign buT I HAVE COLORS MWAHAHA AARON IS THE SWEETEST PASS IT ON
My artwork was shown on ABC News? ?? THIS IS SURREAL
kissmyastrology:Air sign confiding in water sign fire sign confiding in water sign