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therothwoman: anetteslife: queenofpittsburgh: katiedora7: david-john-mcdonald: dr-napkin-face: if I ever stop reblogging this… it’s time to delete my blog. Why.have.I.never.seen.this.before. David Tennant you are a punny motherfucker
thecurlyginger:mysharona1987:Oh my God.VOLDETORT.Hold on, best story ever:My friend’s wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard’s name is
undrcoverfreak: I think I was aroused by my own boobs ?? Stealing this pose and pun
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This is just a late birthday present for my friend, Steff, who is also known as s0s2 on deviantart. I would of made this earlier, but honestly Roller Coaster Tycoon 3: Platinum completely sucked up my entire day yesterday. D:
sourcedumal: rurone: vain-flower: im-your-turbo-lover: He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub. ba-dum-TSH oh my fucking shit The pun caption is what pushed my decision to reblog. Muahahahahaha
haerowyn: Not sleeping, perverting 3AM in the morning. Marcy and bubblegum cum. Lamest pun evar. Sorry guys : (*Edit: my buddy trumped my pun“I guess bubblegum got the wrong idea when Marcy told her to CUM over.”
Stevonnie’s back with puns
Been a minute, but holy shit. The Flapjack/JoJo mashup drawing is my most popular post ever. I got myself a whole 2 followers through all of this, and a few of my older posts got some likes from it. Maybe one day we can get back over the 100 follower
Jasper doesn’t appreciate your puns, Steven.(Submitted by 109190xmas)
It’s a good thing I have a blog to post on because this is what happens when I subject my real life friends to my sense of humor
daxdoodles:my friend asked me why the man is screaming but not the cow guess you can call it a plot hole
universe-and-universe-universal: Someone needs to teach Pearl a lesson in puns because that was just really cornea. Seriously I may Lash out. Unfortunately, I may kill Connie in the process of my pun attacks because she was one of Pearl’s pupils. Maybe
sadnessandpuns: On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
onlyblackgirl: Never in my life have I desired this. anyone who wears these deserves e-fur-nail damnnation tbh
dreadlock-detective: Queen of the Desert wanted to see the world, but there’s snow way she’s coming back here~(Crap that wasn’t a seal related pun! I’m slipping~) Adulting has taken up a lot of my time lately, but here’s a Gerudopopsicle for
stepfordsiren: rinatan: attack on titan au where eren’s insatiable bloodlust is replaced by a burning passion for poorly timed puns Oh my god
ryuusea: The library au continues. Where Eren borrows books without even looking at what they’re about so he has an excuse to talk to Levi, the new librarian. I am going to end up continuing writing this, likely with lame book puns/pickup lines.
tinierpurplefishes:insta-gramcracker:re-actr:thecutestofthecute:Girls hit your hallelujah Girls hit your hallelujahGIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH CAUSE CUTE SMALL DOGS GON GIVE IT TO YApuptown funkStop.Wait a minute.Here’s my bowl:Put some kibble in it
weeheilandcoo:weeheilandcoo:my boyfriend is holding a bag of cumin packed so full it feels like a brick of cocaine. he’s pretending to throw it at my head. Google is it sometimes legal to kill a manhe had it cumin…. He had it cumin!!! He only had
meisgman:Still a massive SFM noob, this is like my fifth ever poster. Hope it looks good. My pun game is good at least :^)Here’s a link to album with a few alternates: imgur.com/a/1Hsg5
lol Not the best pun but worthy of my blog at least.
fluttershythekind:Fursona Doodle Just a quick little magenta sketch of myself as my little fursona…which my pun loving friends enjoy referring to as Jewene . Mainly because Ewe is fun to say ^^ I suppose at least that’s the reason ^^ Anyway, just
basalt-dnd: Two of my favorite Del Toro monsters, adapted for D&D 5e. I first wrote ‘Handsight’ as ‘Sight of Hand’ on the Pale Man’s statblock, but my puns are notoriously awful. As you can tell. And yes, Sammael doesn’t split in this
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: tastefullyoffensive: [via] PUN DOG IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING EVER
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
Listen, this is important I was playing Fallout 4 with my little sister and I was in a building with Paladin Danse and he got stuck in a doorway and started bobbing up and down to the music And then without missing a beat my sister says “I guess that’s
jackpatkinson4:So I went to MomoCon and at a panel someone asked Kimberly Brooks to do a cheesy pick up line in her Jasper voice. The result was this gem (no pun intended)
She-Hulk - Coming Inside - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear sexy lingerie :P It might me an awkward pun, but I already booked a place in Hades place, with my previous ones, so I can take one for the team if this can lift your
Sunny - Thrill Sergeant - Cartoon PinUp Commission Yes, Thrill Sergeant! :)Commission of Sunny from The Party, comic made by https://twitter.com/Yosemite_Slam——————If you want to support me and my art check out
hanshizoe: i’m officially done with my sense of humor omg
deluxetoaster: sonsofsauron: deluxetoaster: where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from From inside ourselves. fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite
at costco with my brother and he keeps looking at me because i can’t stop thinking of that fucking au and laughing my ass off.
miljathefailcat: “Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!” I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had even
crimosito replied to your post “ugh…My life sucks so much it can pick up more dirt than my vacuum…” I feel ya at least you didn’t say “suck it up” amirite?
pinkplasticpen: this pun is entirely worth breaking my tumblr silence for FROMIDABLE
resolvingthetristanchord: 8ves: 8ves: The time signature tells you how many beets are in a bar Wow, this is the most notes one of my puns has ever gotten I’ve never laughed so hard at a pun
loracarol: I don’t care if you don’t like space puns I like space puns comet me bro
toastyhat: last night, I made a Steven Universe pun in my dreams. it was a TERRIBLE pun, but I legitimately came up with a joke on the go while asleep. so here’s how it was: for part of the dream, I was in a beach house. I don’t remember much
so my coworker thinks its funny to make puns about my name, and today he made some joy division joke that wasn’t funny at all. this customer overheard them and straight up was like “she doesn’t know who they are” and i was like
mockingjaayy: My My My. Pun is totally intended.
hxrry: hxrry: also just saying artists who perform in vsfs don’t just perform one song so @ harry, my pun loving man, please don’t pass up this opportunity to sing only angel HE’S ACTUALLY DOING IT MY PUN LOVING MAN COMIN THRU
petsche: jen-iii: We had a wild time with those puns if you will notice all of it is RWBY, that’s it. that’s how much we nerd over this show This is my life now. just letting you guys know that this was a thing that happpened
p>snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii: snow-white-and-little-red: I’m more exhausted than Blake right now Where’s my Yang to kick my ass in gear. you rang? You missed it.You yang? go take a cat nap and then get your butt in gear
weissschneefallenblume replied to your post: anonymous asked:MY pun tags are c…Silly anon Jen is Yang all puns are good for her.YOU.I LIKE YOU, YOU’RE HIRED.
a-ravvy:I would jus like to take a minute to say I hate jen-iii and her goddamn puns especially when they were ones I wanted to make. B)
People realizing the puns I make fuels my soul
I had the best ice pun to tell you…Problem is, it slipped my mind.
I’ll be honest the only thing I hate in the ATLA/TLOK fandom are the puns. Like, seriously they are the worst possible
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