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My entry for the Weekly Challenge being run at https://muscle-growth.org/topic/6316-weekly-challenge-1/A New Hero in TownI looked up from my laptop and raised an eyebrow at the bronzed Hercules about to walk past me.“Look Bernard,†I ventured carefu
kakashidori: “please buy another pasta” no im gonna buy your pasta im gonna buy it and im gonna shove it up my boyfriends ass Whats next, People of other races would be urged to do the same too? What kind of thinking is that?
mels-sizzlin-kitchen: Tonight’s dinner was Bolognese with angel hair pasta (my plate was spaghetti squash but man angel hair pasta is delicious). I encountered a few mishaps due to the store not having the ingredients I needed; however it’s still
kraftrecipes: Pasta Carbonara Bacon, Parmesan and PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese are the stars of this delicious take on classic pasta carbonara. Sounds tasty my have to try it
epheliss: kylogram: epheliss: Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon. That sounds like a you problem
fruitcrocs: fruitcrocs: i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together i take this back the pasta
billykaplxn: sashapierce: billykaplxn: Get ripped. Eat pasta. Be gay. The only thing I rip, is a package of pasta with my gay hands. I know I’m the OP but Big Mood
tunabatter: burgrs: why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead pasta gives me indigestion this one time i ate an entire pan of stouffers lasagna because I was in a bad place in my life with drugs.
my duck eating pasta
victoryroom replied to your post “someone pls make me a pasta dinner stat my italian american powers are…” I’LL MAKE YOU ANY KIND OF PASTA YOU WANT i make a mean tomato sauce i could make you spaghetti plain and simple or like a ziti
pasta-lover-ve:thosewhoshowup: So my school has this thing called the “Condom Fairy”. You just go to the Student Health website and state your preferences. You can choose male and/or female condoms and weather or not you want lube. Then a few days
daftwithoneshoe: partybarackisinthehousetonight: dear diary,day 7. it’s been a week since i ordered the Never Ending Pasta Bowl at olive garden. im so tired, i havent showered. i miss my family you’ve pasta point of no return
pasta-corps: galaxywarrioress1234:jennstarkid:About a week ago I posted this. I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including: and my personal favorite After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was
postnatalpissparty: 365daysofhalloween: The Pasta Shoppe Halloween Pasta I WANT THIS >_<(shame on my diet I can’t eat carbs haha , I’d still get some though)
deadsmondmiles: this is my list of favourite ezio tags italian sexpanther ravioli ravioli you killed my familyoli italiano biscotti pasta primavera molto bene on my pene ey lasagna boy muy bene pasta pasta spicy risotto hot chicken alfredo
kakashidori: “please buy another pasta” no im gonna buy your pasta im gonna buy it and im gonna shove it up my boyfriends ass
willyvvanka: when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta basically-im half Sicilian. Pasta is my life.
oxboxer: brain-food: One-Pan Pasta via Lottie + Doof I’ve had this in my drafts for months now. I should really give it a go tomorrow for dinner. I’ve made it multiple times and it always rules. PASTA!!!
spangefucker: meatbicyclevevo: somebody once told me the world was gonna end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m บ,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house
julroses: browngirlblues: julroses: someone come watch hello! dolly and sing along to all the songs and eat pasta with me On my way Girl yes please What kinda pasta we eatin?
julroses: browngirlblues: julroses: browngirlblues: julroses: someone come watch hello! dolly and sing along to all the songs and eat pasta with me On my way Girl yes please What kinda pasta we eatin? I’ve got some tri-color fussili. I’m
My new thing is putting hummus on pasta
I’ve titled this dish “Green Goddess Pasta” For all my vegan goddesses out there. *yea I eat white pasta. Don’t talk to me about it being unhealthy. It’s cheap. Do I eat it for every meal? No.
anna-learns-to-love-herself: food52: The creamiest vegan pasta you’ve ever seen. Vegan Roasted Red Pepper Pasta on Minimalist Baker oh my god I want this now <3
fruitcrocs:fruitcrocs: i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together i take this back the pasta
anna-learns-to-love-herself:food52: The creamiest vegan pasta you’ve ever seen. Vegan Roasted Red Pepper Pasta on Minimalist Baker oh my god I want this now <3
escapekit:Crocheted Pasta California-based artist Normalynn Ablao recreates one of my favourite foods, pasta all from looped yarn. Her work ranges from crocheting individual pieces of pasta to ricotta-and-sauce-filled lasagna.
My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to
barbiewitch: when people say they don’t date black girls what i hear is “i’m not interested in the baddest bitches on the planet i enjoy mediocrity and green bean casserole during the holidays and milk with my pasta and keds”
my-fucking-toxic-valentine: pasta-base: fuck-u-mom: pensarmehacemal: No hay nada más triste que esto… ow:c me dio pena esto :/// El que no rebloguea esto no tiene alma ): Oh CTM, Tenia Que Rebloguearlo si o si
notsosunnyflower: I’M VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT MY PASTA
thebr3akfasttclub: qualtt: thebr3akfasttclub: I no longer understand what amount of garlic is acceptable in a dish I don’t understand the question I just used nearly half a shaker of garlic powder for my pasta sauce
My @proteinworld has helped me so much to stay in shape while being on holiday. I have been eating pasta and bread everyday but make sure to replace one meal a day with a Slender Blend. Only 150 calories and it’s filling and delicious. Keeping on
chimerahellden: sssssssshhhhhhhhh: fuckin-pasta: 2k58: thank you YOU TOOK THE DOTS OFF THE BOWL This gives me such a sense of satisfaction is that weird Especially the cars This feels strangely relaxing. This technique might be really good for
frxnuniverss3: mind-hypocrite: carpediemtuvidadisfrutabien: m-i-s-s-z-0-m-b-i-e: A cada uno le afectará la frase a su manera. Depresión. Bulimia La pasta
nathanthompson23: jooliboo: there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless Hehehe think it might amuse you
highcarb-vegan: jessitheyogi: Pasta two nights in a row? 😏 oh well, CARBING up 💪🏼 something really interesting that I read recently~ “It’s almost impossible for a carb to be turned to fat. It’s called ‘de novo lipogenesis’, and your
pasta-corps:galaxywarrioress1234:jennstarkid:About a week ago I posted this. I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including: and my personal favorite After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely
gonna go out with dad and get some pasta for dinner ovo
pasta-corps: linuxusers: lizardbatdraws: catcaterpillar: My thesis film at School of Visual arts! Huge thanks and lots of love to anyone who helped me work on this, and supported me along the journey of making it! Hope You guys enjoy! Voices
rhinocio: jen-iii: Hmmm a little bit, though I can totally see them doing it as for like a joke or something (Ruby’s fury mixed with Sapphire pacience can create quite the hilarious juxtaposition), but yes it does irk me a bit when they believe that
i-make-pasta-not-war asked you: This sounds kind of strange, but I would really like to see a human version of Espurr in your style… you don’t have to, obviously, I’m just really curious. I tried : ^ )
As mentioned on the podcast, my favorite "Halloween" story
