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The look on dad’s face was priceless when mom said since he was such a limp dick loser that from now on she was going to start fucking me and my brother whenever we wanted. I told her, “Take your big natural tits out mom,” and she did! She asked
nimmersat: oedipuswreckz: Walked in on my Mom and Sister today…doing a photo shoot…Mom said, “ That’s it baby girl. Do like Mommy and show me that pretty little pussy of yours.” After that, Mom went down on my sister, while I fucked her
klanstbite: The other day my mom said something that i found really insulting to the 2d animation movies, she said that they stopped doing those because they were no longer appealing to the audience and that they were supposed to be discontinued, and
you know stuff like thats what your mom said last night doesnt phase me but you change mom to kouhai and ill flip shit on you
jerkidiot: iphone-420: jerkidiot: jerkidiot: my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom frick you mom WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG FOR MILK
my mom just threatened to burn my face and hands on the stove and immediately after claimed that /i/ was the one who was abusing her *the gif of that guy rolling his eyes and saying ooookay* the fucking audacity
porkot: I WAS IN THE KITCHEN AND I SAW SOME SMOKE AND I POINTED AT IT AND I SAID “WHATS THAT SMOKING” AND MY MOM SAID “OH YOU MEAN ME?” AND FLIPPED HER HAIR AND I SAY NO THERES SOMETHING ACTUALLY ON FIRE AND SHES LIKE “OH MY GOD THERE IS”
meowlety: sekushionyanko-blog: klanstbite: The other day my mom said something that i found really insulting to the 2d animation movies, she said that they stopped doing those because they were no longer appealing to the audience and that they were
mammogramsfromlevi: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
edwardelricsperfectass: fullmetalforce64: lanfansass: avataralchemy: my mom said if this gets 500,000 notes, she’ll come back to life My dad never said that to me… But…. Daddy…
zackisontumblr: obamamama: my mom said that if this gets 100k+ notes she’ll let me fly to Massachusetts and force zackisontumblr to reblog everyones posts
pizzaanddalekbread: My mom said that if this gets 50,000 notes she’ll get me Sharon Needles and Alaska Thunderfuck. She doesn’t believe in the power of Tumblr. She doesn’t believe in fairies. BUT LOOK AT THEM I NEED THEM TUMBLR PLEASE HELP ME
My mother talking on the phone with a friend of hers about us going to lunch with my boyfriend’s family.Mom: Yeah, we’re just getting ready to go grab lunch with Justin’s roommate and his family.Me, in the background:
My mom said I was an 8th grader. What the fuck kind of shit is that?
penis-hilton: “MY MOM SAID THAT IF THIS POST GET 100.000 NOTES-”
fauxcets11129302929384: The other day my mom said to me over the phone, Now that I’m 55 I don’t feel like people look at my body like its a woman’s body anymore, and it feels so freeing. She said, I am finally able to think about my body as a
padalesexy: My mom said that if this post gets 10,000 notes she will get me a tall british actor like this one
simpleclownherder: buckbisexualbitch:viparious:thisboyinabinder:osterfields-deactivated20181007:guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”it’s a mountain dew nascar
klanstbite: The other day my mom said something that i found really insulting to the 2d animation movies, she said that they stopped doing those because they were no longer appealing to the audience and that they were supposed to be discontinued,
copperspecks: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one Helping you get a furry chicken like this one may be the best choice I’ve ever made.
my mom saw my “make dildos not war” sticker on my computer. she said it wasn’t funny, and that it was crude and that i’m perverted. hi mom. :)
thefrogman: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
graffquotes: My mom said that I do the best graffiti
catsforlivvy: i-dont-care-what-u-say: adirectiongirl: sensitizes: we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe i asked my mom if it was ok to reblog this and she said yes My mom said no, but I do it anyway *gasps of horror*
themysterywhichbindsmestill: ellen-deselfish: goreandmutilation: i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i Thats a fucking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing shit ever. “i said i was going to run away and
purrbunny: so u know how I have fake boobs right so this shirt I’m wearing says “certified naturally grown” & my mom said “that’s false advertisement” 😂
gemini-s-eyess: My mom said when she was my age, she had a thigh gap but she was embarrassed by it. She said when she’d stand she would adjust her legs to make it look like they naturally touch when standing. I just want all of you to think about that
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zarrystyliksjubblies: foreveryoung-foreveronedirection: My mom said she’s okay with that…. My mom will me okay with that.
nataliebina: antstepsbooks: parchmentjunkie: I used to hate my handwriting cause it was sloppy and tiny and a mess. Then my mom said something to me that changed the whole way I thought about it. She said: “I think the reason its so messy is because
ellen-deselfish: goreandmutilation: i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i Thats a fucking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing shit ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
deluminator: my mom said that if this gets 500k notes she will stab me to death
i showed my mom the madden meme and some of the hs ones then i was scrolling through my dash and saw someone got a hs bday cake and i said to my mom “awww, someone’s mom got them that, i want a hs bday cake” and she looked me in the
My mom said I could be whatever I wanted, but I honestly don’t remember anyone telling me that it was okay to not like math and that if I really wanted to be a marine biologist, I could do it even if I hate math. Everyone let me give up without
oedipuswreckz: Walked in on my Mom and Sister today…doing a photo shoot…Mom said, “ That’s it baby girl. Do like Mommy and show me that pretty little pussy of yours.” After that, Mom went down on my sister, while I fucked her from behind,
bondoge: osamah: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one WE’RE SO CLOSE i dont care who u are if u dont reblog this i hate u
scarecrows: fffcuk: joloso: osamah: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one WE’RE SO CLOSE cant wait for peyton to get her chicken I WANT THIS TO BREAK 500,000
hey guys my mom said that if this gets 100,000 notes then NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
