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fagnaros: fagnaros: bathykolpian: fagnaros: #aka: the fresh prince of veiled stair best tag. Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there I’ll tell you how I
macrophilicutopia:Damn you @ashiftingworkshop, @gentlegiantdreamer and @pizsospa for being too supportive of my dumb shit! So here, this one’s for you, let’s fucking party and drink our brains out with the best party-ego!! Except for Shop who can’t
The one time I draw decent porn and it’s of a fucking zombie clown doing a frosty mime.Fuck my life.
“Shit, babe…” He stammered, blinking down at a wildly grinning Marco and trying to remember how to breathe. Frosted Windows (Swim Trunks Pt. 3) by Quartetship Mr. Insanely-hot-beej-moves-in-the-kitchen-but-falls-apart-under-Jean-in-the-bedro
How do other people just sit down in the library and get shit done? I’ve been here for over 3 hours and this is all I’ve accomplished. I’m not even having fun, I only drew something to distract myself from crying out of frustration. I used to be
highhlife: OMG if this bitch ran up on me in the street id fear for my life. and then kick the shit out of it. oh lawd thats ugly
probeliegenfuernsarg: story of my life.
justfuckinnasty: eholley485: i need this in my life Shit me too… Damn can I be next
la-bordeliere: Quickest doodles of my life
i still use my fingers to count in math
Doing My Math Homework:
abbacuus: candybeans: the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard Want that puppy. I’m that cat, shit…
There is no more Teppu on the horizon. No more badass chicks submitting each other and knocking each other out. No more Natsuo getting pumped up at the prospect of beating the ever loving shit out of Yuzuko… Attack on Titan and JoJolion only update
Still one of the biggest disappointments of my life was how fucking excited I got over the fact that there was going to be an ATLA movie and it turned out……like that….
kevinsano: askthejackofhearts: helpyoudraw: WA’s BOOT Anatomy Tutorial Pt2 by RadenWA frm DeviantArt i’ve needed this in my life since forever goodstuff This needs to be here.
is this my life now
fangirlspirit: I’ve never felt so sad in my life
somescrub2: My Life in 21 seconds.
Talking shit about my bf isn’t going to help you get with me
robotlyra: fedoraspooky: Can this be the soundtrack to my life please? Ragtime Clair de Lune sounds like an ending credits theme from a Mario Bros Game
afronerdism:skyinide:This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
flanneljunkhead: “I never planned out my life. Shit just happened” — Layne Staley
this post describes my life
suckmymara: sonicgenerations: I’ve never used steam in my life, what should I get train simulator and all the DLC
spacecil:tswatch:Something I’ve talked about before and find super helpful! Finally in a visual!This literally changed my life you guys don’t understand every time I almost relapse I think of this and I stop I’m two weeks clean because of this post
rainbow-femme: I would devote 15 years of my life to becoming a restaurant chef, get on Chopped, ignore the basket ingredients, and make a raw red onion salad with a white truffle oil vinaigrette just so I could stare into Scott Conants eyes as he is
How Ponify ruined my life
dustycats: honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok
thatsthat24: teoami: gameraboy: Jurassic Cookie my life is better because of this. thank you Please tag your spoilers, I haven’t seen the movie yet
I’m trying to take a new photo to put as my avatar but this shit is harder than I thought wtf ._.
acidkittiegoddess: lemonscentedtribbles: acidkittiegoddess: ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Ganja bush ;) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Holy shit! Having that amount is the dream! I live my life one ounce at a time
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
in my life...
s0ularch: danse making bobby go through so much shit to be his companion jfc
tvverkin: my life consists of me starting my homework at 10 and finishing it at school the next day
rem-ains: Ellie: Can I hold your hand?Carl: No.Ellie: But why?Carl: Because it’ll hurt when you let go. This post ruined my life.
genies: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
thekingwizard: One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. This is what happens when you
typhonatemybaby: cosplayfanatics: Howl Demon Form [Howl’s Moving Castle] Cosplay By GeshaPetrovich Follow cosplayfanatics.tumblr.com for more cosplay oh my fuck
fat-feminist: whatwouldmommywear: africa-will-unite: “I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers
thabootyscholar: couturebullshit: the-endsofearth: thricesin: fishandrice: yummyville: tootzetajones: jollyseverusluver: happy-new-brrrrt: evieandwarren: sixpenceee: My Older Sister Original Author: KibaInuzuka My life has been average at most.
missjacksonifyounasty: …… This is balls. A blue one would be an accurate description of my life rn
mxlas: nonbinary-support: Yes!!! Go Laverne Cox! (description of images below) Keep reading “The irony of my life is prior to my transition I was called a girl and after I am often called a man.”
kenyatta: grawly: is it safe to say 2016 has been pretty bizarre thus far See also: @CasualFennec: RPing with restaurants is my new favourite thing
counting-down-my-last-days: epictaztical: local—god: kashief: literally my life Shit thisthisthis.
prezant: If you think my blog sucks wait till you see my life
slutstylz: yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic
I always get sad when i read/hear something like “enjoy your life while you’re young” because i’m young and my life fucking sucks i’m not enjoying anything
switchflicks: my parents fucking lied talking to strangers on the internet was like the best decision of my life
basicxbands:hurtling-towards-uranus: basicxbands: teixeirax: I HAVE NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST IN MY LIFE. I JUST BROKE MY MOUSE for a second i had to think about which type of mouse you were talking about BUT HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED YOU AN ACTUAL
harryedwrads: yes, mom, i know my room is a mess; it’s a metaphor for my life– i’m trying to be poetic
I want to start a MyGirlFund and I want to apply to be a GodsGirl. I’m going to school to become a midwife, hoping to work out of natural birthing clinics before venturing off into my own practice. I’m afraid that doing either of those things
This past week has been weird.My biomom and one of my sisters decided to step back into my life. Except lol Danielle took off again, after she started making plans with me. I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before Evelyn (biomom) disappears
lilacmeadow: If I don’t drink a minimum of 3 litres of water a day I get extreme fatigue and feel really dizzy. Today I didn’t drink water until 1pm and I felt like I was having heart palpitations. My body NEEDS that good shit. Finally someone who