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meanttobreed: We had met for lunch, just to catch up. She talked about wanting kids and trying to find a man. On our way back to the car, I joked around and offered my services for child bearing. Thank goodness I was parked in a secluded area, she was
iambettymay: gleeandgleek: Jeff Hong - “Unhappily ever after” Wow this post hurt my inner child
returning to my home planet, so long earth. ☄☿♆
jayywhizzle: ugly: funkies: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: WHERE IS THIS CHILDS PARENT whys this kid stealing all my moves this is how i dance Lmao this is your future child, dee.
afr-hoe-dite: staywildn: kingpinnn: THIS IS WHY U DONT TAKE KIDS TO THE STORE LMAO MY CHILD
ixq: but what if people did start to name their kids after their favourite characters do you know how terrified id be if my child came home from school one day asking if they can go play at komaedas house
pastel-crow: naruini: sharknasia: pastel-crow: @sharknasia @naruini you are both my kids :0 MOOOOOOOOOOOOM MOOOOM CHILDS Im kinkshaming
wearejustvisiting: pyonkotchi: pyonkotchi: kids having fun dont make fandoms cringy weird racist adults and porn artists ruin fandoms far more than any child ever has yall real damn mad about this post huh
s-leary: websandwhiskers: So, because people writing inaccurate kid!fic bothers me, a quick reference to kids (Disclaimer: I have no professional background in child development, and no offspring of my own - this is all based on other people’s kids.):
cornbreadfishncollardgreens: buttcheekpalmkang: whyyoustabbedme: Her lawyer claims that the child was told her curly hair would “grow back straight.” If this happened to my kids someone at the school is catching these hands I would have ran
Oh God, Armin would totally be the kid that listens to a lot of old music, because of his grandpa. He probably wouldn’t be aware of top 40 for an embarrassingly long time. Once he did, obviously, it would open up a threshold and he’d love
dryadalis: last-snowfall: geardrops: swanjolras: out of all the aspects of millennial-bashing, i think the one that most confuses me is the “millennials all got trophies as a kid, so now they’re all self-centered narcissists” theory like—
rowanprince: people who say ‘oh you’ll change your mind about never getting pregnant’ are definitely some of my least favorite people
im-the-batmann: storm-hawke: surprisedentistry: Caption:Mom: ‘‘If a stranger came up to you and said; I’m your mom’s friend and she sent me to pick you up, what would you say?’‘Kid, off-screen: ‘‘You’re a liar because my mom doesn’t
valdevia:valdevia:The person who ran next to your car when you were a child.Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.
nerdy-whovian: bioterrors: an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is
raiseitupmymastersarse: if I have kids when my child is 11 I’m going to give them their Hogwarts letter that says that unfortunately the class is full but instead they can go to Harry Potter Wizarding World on September 1st and I will take them and
mocitykayypee: bennyblnce: dmc-dmc: mmmsexplease: prettyboyshyflizzy: moetheshit: thotbrey: OMG LMFAOOO OMG yooooo that miss one yall gotta chill Oh my gosh who poor child is this Yaaaaaaaaaaall come on lmao Let this be the last thing I
a-lovely-cup-of-jo: tamed: brendman: i love this kid. GAVIN can i have you omg be my child
bearswithantlers: morningstar21: merlwybs: me every day My child I lost it XD kids cussing never fails to make me giggle
papanoiz: i love post scrap noiz cus he’s a big kid in a suit. he comes home after landing a huge deal for the company and all his coworkers thinks he’s amazing, only to whine at aoba while he’s trying to make dinner cus he wants to play mariokart
cameoamalthea: marksirena: Comicstrip: Kingdom Hearts Dad ©2013 one day I thought to myself, im a fanboy of kh, but how do those hardcore fans that are super obsess, act if they had a kid. I’ve been informed I cannot name my child Axel or Sephiroth
bioterrors: an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know
My heart goes out to any mothers who have lost a child. Seeing all the loving posts from kids to there mom… Know your baby loved you.
the-renegade-rose: It is so much fun watching people try to gender my kids. Oh! What a sweet little.. *sees purple hoodie* gi- *sees black and blue striped shirt* b- *sees leggings* Uh..um…child.
burritobowlofthepelvis: bussykiller:THIS KID…….. This. Is. My. Child. Dear lord.
staywildn: kingpinnn: THIS IS WHY U DONT TAKE KIDS TO THE STORE LMAO MY CHILD
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t
websandwhiskers: So, because people writing inaccurate kid!fic bothers me, a quick reference to kids (Disclaimer: I have no professional background in child development, and no offspring of my own - this is all based on other people’s kids.): Newborn:
deathtokillian: thatpettyblackgirl: this is a kid show how do you think little black girls will feel after watching this? also The creators of “Baby shark” (Pink Fong) you know the YT channel that celebrities are booking for their childs b-day
neghenaha: judahbooty: Every kid should be this appreciative That’s my child right there.
seriouslykiddingg: j-ack: Cutest kid ever! D: this will be my child.
cumberbitchsandwich: inwhatgalaxy: An appropriate response to having a child This is totally going to be me when my kid is born
nintendocore: spudsexuall: edgahhpants: thepastelprince: This fucking kid i cANT EVEN DRESS MYSELF RHIS WELL This is what my child is going to look like like a mini boss
alexsuareasy: simsgonewrong: My kid was having a pool party and the Grim reaper showed up and took the whole plate of grilled salmon rude What if he couldn’t bare to take these innocent souls and went against everything to save a child from
justchelseaaaa: beyoncescock:LOOK AT HIS ANGELIC FACE HAVE MERCY I will show no mercy to my child. It’s every man for themselves. 🤣 That kids would hate me after this hand.
xxjayleex: if my kid isn’t this live i’m throwing the whole child away
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neghenaha: judahbooty: Every kid should be this appreciative That’s my child right there. p-pero……
lalalaloveholololy: dr-brostado: i’d bring home that kid a fucking subway sandwich if he was my child. NO. A LOT HIGH.
lucidnee: goingn4thekill: lucidnee: GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have children because you seem like you
lonniiii: kidsarecruel: i pray to the heavens my kid’s father is this lit. we gon be lit together *prays for a husband thats live like this with our child…*
countdankula: cannabiscaitlin: I’m not even joking guys. If I was a parent, I’d have to leave at least one, that’d be too mean as a parent, BUT my child has to smoke half of that jar with me. Half for the kid and whoever they smoke up, idgaf
heymrsamerica: whoboyq: lit Never stifle a child’s creativity💕 “never stifle a child’s creativity” excuse me y’all can let your kids run wild but my children will not be taking writing utensils to my wallsREDIRECT THEM TO CANVAS OR PAPER
phils-mum-and-llama-placentas: chelseabagel: raiseitupmymastersarse: if I have kids when my child is 11 I’m going to give them their Hogwarts letter that says that unfortunately the class is full but instead they can go to Harry Potter Wizarding
thestrokesdoingthings: Julian takes care of his child “!What about my kids? What about little fabrizio? He hasn’t eaten in 3 hours!”
