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My kid brother was way less annoying after I tested out those bimbo pills on him. Now he’s Candy, my fat-uddered fuck toy, and nothing makes her happier than drinking down at least two of my loads every day.
My kids and my nephews… the youngest one is my fat fat…
my kids
Here’s a little Kid Flash update! A lot’s changed in a year.
Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero.
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My friend told me, that this beverage is supposed to be a very American experience, so I tried to finish my transformation into a true American on this 4th of July. Immediately regretted my decision. It’s absolutely horrible. Send help.
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My friend is still bullying me over the Straight Kids fiasco, when will my pain end???
drawn while listenin to two time by jack staurber.. starber??? stabr….coupon kids!
FLASHLIGHT SHIPPING INCOMING TAKE COVER!!!! Hehe, just kidding… they do have their up’s and down’s though. ^.^ This was requested by Powerfluff over at Deviant Art.
SCREEN CAP OF A SEASON 5 EPISODE…….. hehe, just kidding. ^.^ I’m a little bit satisfied at how this came out and my oh my… imagine if this actually WAS canon, this episode wouldn’t even get past the “verification&rd
My heart is telling me lee jong suk and my mind is also telling me lee jong suk
random snap i took today from some of the kids in my neighbourhood she’s the winner kid! ;)
My adopted road daughter is coming to visit today! Looks like I’m going to reunite with my ex girlfriend today too since she’s OUR adopted road daughter. Spunkie calls my momma C :) Can’t wait to squeeze her.
elbrutoepico: requiem-for-a-spartan: Sounds like my daughter. She’d love this costume. Love it The kid my girlfriend and I would have.
godtricksterloki: lady-sith: ozzyosborntodie: me and my posse on our way to fuck yo man This is what’s wrong with kids today, they are what 12, 13? And dress almost like 17 year holds. Not cool man & look at the blonde girl she’s barely
acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman: casibarria: These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol. I would cry if I met Bill Murray too. Like, sob inconsolably. Kids. Are. Fucking. Retarded.
sixpenceee:Some more of the creepiest thing said by kids. I have more collages on my blog. Here they are:Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 3Kid’s Imaginary Friends I’ve got MANY
demiadejuyigbe: GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM the album art for kid cudis man on the moon III: stop making fun of my shirt internet
my professor said my writing has improved since I’ve started in my grad program
My roommates have made the comparison that the show off my flight rising dragons so much that its like a parent showing pictures of their kids in their wallet
My jeep and tree this year🎅🎄🎄
It reads “My Mommy is about to dump my Daddy.” Yeah, gonna have a talk with Beja about her sentence choices! Lol! #mindofachild #thejrz #kids #instaphoto
daintylolihime: don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person
kuro-takeover: twilightknight17: artemis-simetra: sansan9: William: “This is my side.” Seriously, my cousin’s kid is eight and he doesn’t even do this shit. I’m just disappointed he’s back in his normal suit and not the glitter or pajamas.
etanwa: ravenclaw-starkid-1025: proudblackconservative: So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A
My kid
My mother volunteers in an elementary school, and the kid she works with watches MLP. When Mom told her “My daughter is an artist, and she sometimes draws pictures for bronies” (her words, not mine!) the kid asked “Can I draw a picture
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
so this girl that used to go to my mom’s daycare is friends with me on facebook and she constantly posts about drama with her boyfriend and how in love/hate she is and that she can’t let him go. I’m like, kid you are 16 years old you
when I was a kid I was in love with my best friend and when we played barbies, our barbies would give each other cunnilingus and that’s how I knew I was gay.
The problem with playing with kids is that 30 min isn’t enough. I told my nephew I wasn’t gonna play with him because he was a poopy pants and now he is very upset
My kid.
i was a bit annoyed at my new colleague for not picking up the phone or answering my messages but turns out her grandad died AND she broke a finger :| now i’m just annoyed at my boss for making someone work with a broken finger :|
My life (and that of my friend) was just threatened by two super cool fratty long islans guys who think they know they mob in a cab back from downtown. Kinda terrified since the kids live in my down community and actually were punching the seats we were
My throat is killing me mustve been all those blow jobs I gave last Tuesday
boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they end
kitchenwitchupinthisbitch:If this wasn’t my kid lol
“My beloved, my beloved. All of my kids died, all of my kids died.” A Palestinian man who lost his family during the Gaza Massacre by Israel clutches at strangers in the hospital, seeking comfort in their arms as he wails at the thought of his
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
My future kid for sure! How cute!
Awwww! My future kid for sure
Oh god, my heart 😍😍❤️ kid goals!!
countrysquirebirdhunter:
americanpatriarch: Aww🥺
Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. This kid loves bananas we need a kid like that christmas would be so easy :p
My thoughts eat me alive
when we were younger this guy was being really mean to my sister and bullying her and my dad came in to talk to the principal but the principal was just like ‘boys will be boys’ so when we were leaving my dad saw the boy running really fast in our
My husband: “I want to give our kids punk rock middle names” Me: “STUDDED BELT” My husband: “~Blank stare~” I’m not punk rock enough for him
My own two year old doesn’t make me feel as old as this kid does
My kids !!!
My kids
soupery: oogh i love my kids
rubyyelna: I should draw more voltron
gretateg: badenlily: scary game night I love when they can stay all togheter and just be teens <3
More concept art for my film! now including the little kid the before and after process of my backgrounds and the second part concept background art! The second part is supposed to look a bit messier and bold because it’s basically the kids imagination
I colored the first shot of my final!! It has no sound at the moment and theres gonna be a title fade in before this but im happy with it!!
lanceville: a compilation of the garrison trio’s shenanigans in s5ep5 because these three saved my life in this episode
torabisutouchdown:fuck this and fuck you guys im takin my kids and im gettin the hell outta here
