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“Fucking my Ass and Drinking my Piss for Daddy.”
Open your mouth and drink my spit.worship me heretwitter: @badgoddessrosie
Girlfriend: You want to hear everything? Lick Boyfriend: Tell me every little detail Girlfriend: Lick. he kept buying me drinks and I kept drinking until I could barely walk. He kept touching me on the dancefloor - little touches on my hips, my back and
“Ok, son, I’ve got my drink in my hand and your drink between my legs.”
Viikate-hoodie (my outfit for tonight), Kurko grape long drink & my Tumblr-dashboard. I’ll be at bar called Cheri at 11 p.m. = my Wednesday.
My girlfriend teasing the waiter, she is so fun
My drink soooo good @sweetallaround @litaqutie112
“Twilight Sparkle and Celestia drinking out of the same smoothie at the same time?”
My hiccups are so bad
Ugh no omo but 2 days ago I got “white boy wasted” and after was like omg I’m not drinking again for another month……….And now my mom is dragging me to this concert I don’t want to go to (while still nursing this hangover)
*drinks 2 waters, 1 Powerade, 1 glass of oj and takes a 2 hour nap waking up super desperate to pee*Oh dang.. I should of saw this coming *jumps up and slowly shuffles to bathroom only to get stopped by a family member that’s came home for their lunch
drinking-tea-at-midnight: zuge: i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree try being a piece of shit with a masters. it’s the same, but with more guilt and debt.
Drinking Shampain
drinking this right now-- it's working splendidly!
MY KIND OF WOMAN! <3
walkin-on-dreams: So damn good Mountain Dew, my fav soda.
ajoylesseuphoria: The Jameson buttercream frosting shot.JAMESON + BUTTERCREAM = WUTI must have this in my life tomorrow.
For my pirate fixated Fuckslave.
chinawhitecreation: soon enough my friend:)
xtinaxoxobc: my night #southerncomfort #nights #Wednesday
schmuckanthony: My alcohol fueled weekend starts now #beer #michelob #weekend
gothiccharmschool: I have skull sugar cubes at home, and save them for special occasions. (Meaning, if I’m having a REALLY bad day, and need extra whimsy in my coffee.) I purchased mine from Dem Bones on Etsy. Interesting. I’m not into coffee,
elbrutoepico: slowking-s-thompson: versace-anarchy: fitfoxyfree: davedash: memewhore: Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive. This was made by the Devil himself Oh my god You uncreative nerds couldn’t mix the two beforehand?
My flame is gone
my man P put me on to the shorty Henn Rock…
mjalti: me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let
caroldanversenthusiast:oh to be on a curb drinking coffee and smoking with Anya Taylor Joy
misha-bawlins: stonemma-blog: This drink I like it. Another! I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because
Did my liver ruin my drinking..or did drinking ruin my liver?
My drink of choice
My drink is done and I’m still thirsty Sir…
cravingforcooking: Unicorn Latte ※ Do not delete the caption / Do not repost my gifs without credits.
gregwuzhere: I wanna get faded….but except for a bottle of remy I’m not a fan of, I got no liquor in the house except for some weak ass soju and a lot of moscato and shit my wife likes. They don’t got Henny Privilege out here, guess tomorrow I’m
un-ashamedly-superficial: So I head off to New Zealand tomorrow evening, so i’m finishing my packing while drinking. In honor of that, my package and my drink.
sean-clancy: Darby Savage So I head off to New Zealand tomorrow evening, so i’m finishing my packing while drinking. In honor of that, my package and my drink. This package will not be under our tree tomorrow, sigh. Merry Christmas, Darby &
sean-clancy:Self portrait by Darby SavageSo I head off to New Zealand tomorrow evening, so i’m finishing my packing while drinking. In honor of that, my package and my drink.
Drinking wine was such a bad idea lmao
Me: *has three beers* Mom: OMG is that all you??? *Rolls eyes, sighs angrily* Clearly she knows nothing about my capacity for alcohol
My ex is a loser
My birthday is coming up. Who wants to help me celebrate??!!
My new otp
adr0itness: “maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
My Addiction
real-nudists:I want my drink but I don’t want to sit up but I want my drink but I don’t want to sit up but I want my drink but I don’t want to sit up but..
redbuddi:me: *sips drink* wow this is badfriend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is badfriend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that’s terrible friend 3: hey what’s going on hereme: my drink is badfriend 3: *sips my drink* that’s
scotchtapeofficial: god-from-the-bible: vinylfem: videofunnyhorse: It’s weed day Please remember to stay hydrated on this day of weed. Drink water regularly or I will hurt you. Please drink water. drink weed Drink fucking water or die. You
poisonmushroom-org: dulcetflan: kanyelujah: i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE I was about to take a sip of my drink,
allstonpudding: @idiotgenes tells us all the best places to drink in public in Allston in their guest post on The Pudding. It looks like they know what they’re talking about… (at Allston, Massachusetts)
un-ashamedly-superficial:So I head off to New Zealand tomorrow evening, so i’m finishing my packing while drinking. In honor of that, my package and my drink.
irontemple: catsbeaversandducks: The Tolga Bat Hospital: where adorable abandoned baby bats are wrapped in blankets and fed with bottles. Normally we associate bats with being blood-thirsty, but all these cute critters want to drink is some bottled
Drink me
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My 50/50 Chance
just made a smoothie w frozen blueberries strawberries and I froze a banana and threw that in there and ¼ cup oj and then substituted my strawberry protein drink for the yogurt it suggest it is some of the worst tasting stuff of my life and I
I am having the greatest girly drinks of my life! #tiki #tikilounge #southshoretikilounge #maui #hawaii #drinks #drinking #femdom #vacation #bar #barhopping #partying
drink more water
So I really wanted to make a drink so I started getting my alcohol and soda and stuff and I suddenly had to poop but I was so dedicated to my drink I brought everything with me and made my drink while taking a crap 😂
10 minute still life, aka what’s that drink in front of me?
i want to eat/drink green tea flavored everyting
lilacmeadow: If I don’t drink a minimum of 3 litres of water a day I get extreme fatigue and feel really dizzy. Today I didn’t drink water until 1pm and I felt like I was having heart palpitations. My body NEEDS that good shit. Finally someone who
