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naughty-aunt: I hadn’t seen aunt Carla for a few years now. So much had changed, she was divorced, I was in college. We shared a few drinks and talked about life and our new adventures. She inquired a lot about my dating and adventures in college.
Crossfox and anonymous go on a date~
“Hello My dear former husband! I haven’t visited you down here in your favorite gutter for some time now. And you know how I like to keep you up to date on all the latest news. Well…I got a VERY healthy judgement against your child
ownedproperty: In the course of my everyday life, this is how i wish i could introduce myself to men. Especially in professional situations or during the dreadful, vanilla process of dating, i wish that anywhere and everywhere, rather than shaking a
chiyia: bfs who attend rival schools and are dating in secret
hiscunt: ownedproperty: In the course of my everyday life, this is how i wish i could introduce myself to men. Especially in professional situations or during the dreadful, vanilla process of dating, i wish that anywhere and everywhere, rather than
life-as-a-hotwifes-cuckold: My dinner after my wife comes home from her date.
bvsedchesus: young-wild-and-mindless: careless—beauty: adthekidd: gabbyroars: 500daysofpussy: bootydemons: nzafro: Best twerk video to date. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wasn’t ready MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED. dead I knew someone was gonna open the
The Dream Traveller: Top 5 Mind-Farting Moments in “Sakura Wars V” Madhog resuscitates one of his oldest videos to share one of the most disorienting experiences of his gaming life. This mental breakdown was originally concocted in August 2012.
I love how Kang Woo just accepts that Tae Gong Shil talks to ianimate objects and doesnt assume shes crazy like omfg date me please
zaccharine: eggcats: i’m not joking when i say that playing this waluigi dating sim is the best thing i’ve probably ever done in my entire life WHERE CAN I PLAY THIS SOMEONE LINK ME PLEASE
TenRose is life
mistress-jenna-k: Neither will anyone who sees it, or hears about it. You just won’t be viewed as dating material.Do it. 😂😂😂 This states the obvious about my whole life😱😱 Mr Friendzone himself🙄🔐
pinkmanjesse: *starts paper the night before its due* *puts a date from several days ago to imply to teachers that i am a diligent student who knows how to manage my time wisely*
airman8257: Throw in the wii-u and PS4 and you have my up to date life timeline.
my problem with taylor swift isnt that she dates lots of guys, it’s that she’s 23 years old and is still stuck in her high school phase of life where if a guy broke up with her he’s THE WORST OMG and there’s no such thing as a normal breakup,
hardcore relevant to my life in so many ways.
nerdgirldevotee: ZOMG! Now that I know that a girl like this exists, I don’t think I’ll ever be satisfied with my sad dating life again! Where the hell do girls like this hide?!! girlswithglasses: Yazmin Thornber
batcii: “alright alright I’ll take you down”“IT’S TOO LATE. MY YOUNG LIFE IS SQUANDERED” james learned two things that day; one, a romantic flight around the grounds isn’t actually a great idea for a first date, and two, lily evans was
Lunch date with bestie Linda! 😁Been 5eva! Went to lending library at school. Then ate out and officially caught up after 10 years! I was heart broken when she and her brother left after 4th grade. They were my first best friends. Since kindergarten!
tvventies: i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious
tarynel: robregal: tarynel: robregal: tarynel: I’m cutting light skin niggas out of my dating/sex life I thought you wasn’t having sex no more anyway, ma'am.
parisjemm: thatbagelgirl: sizvideos: To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video I love this so fucking much Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
rapunzelie: the concept of liking someone and them liking you back and you deciding to date each other literally just baffles me because it has never once happened for me in my entire life how are you all doing this how are you people making it look
BRITTANY STILL DOESN’T REMEMBER DATING ARTIE.
odins-one-eyed-fuck: Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from
ohhyoufillmylungswithsweetness: Date someone who is home, comfort and adventure all at the same time. Life is too short to be with someone that doesn’t satisfy every part of you.
fartgallery: I can’t say the word croissant, ive never pronounced it correctly in my entire life. my worst nightmare is bein on a first date w/ someone and having to say the word croissant for some reason. Id just go home
rapunzelie: the concept of liking someone and them liking you back and you deciding to date each other literally just fucking baffles me because it has never once happened for me in my entire life how are you all doing this how are you people making
my Dad just suggested online dating to me, is this what my life has become?
UMMM, how did I have more game when I was 18 and first “dating” (yes, my first kiss was at 18- total nerd my whole life) than I do now? I literally forgot how to talk to guys, how to get guys (just one would be nice) or even try with guys.
It’s interesting how growing up we were always told “girls grow up faster” or “girls mature before boys”- I can’t speak for all girls or boys but I really feel ahead of my age group when it comes to boys. I don’t
what women have to deal with daily which is why all I do is work and chill with my friends.
I need more exciting people in my life.
My #wcw taught me life is about dating beautiful musicians. #courtneylove #idol #hole #grungeprincess
relaxmike: patcheee: rocknrave221: lexolini: songs0fthedoomed: lilsadgirl94: gabbyroars: 500daysofpussy: bootydemons: nzafro: Best twerk video to date. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wasn’t ready MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED. 😱😱😱😱 I’m laughing
holdmypurse: howtobeafuckinglady: boycourt: songs0fthedoomed: lilsadgirl94: gabbyroars: 500daysofpussy: bootydemons: nzafro: Best twerk video to date. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wasn’t ready MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED. 😱😱😱😱 I’m laughing
serendipity-creek: thesexpartners: luckyscorpiolady: I so want this… I’ve lived in semi-rural places almost my entire life and I’ve NEVER done either of these. 😢 These are perfect dates! I want to do this. Somebody get the hint
pandabearjayy: Me talking about my nothing dating life.
boycourt: songs0fthedoomed: lilsadgirl94: gabbyroars: 500daysofpussy: bootydemons: nzafro: Best twerk video to date. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wasn’t ready MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED. 😱😱😱😱 I’m laughing so hard this is the best thing
melindasordinos: “I would never talk about any of my relationships before, but once I started dating girls it seemed like there was an opportunity to represent something really positive. I still want to protect my personal life, but I don’t want
bwgirlsgallery: I would never talk about any of my relationships before, but once I started dating girls it seemed like there was an opportunity to represent something really positive. I still want to protect my personal life, but I don’t want
my only picture of gaga in born this way ball in sao paulo, but this picture means so much for me, 11/11/12 was the best day of my life, my biggest dream come true in this date, i miss gaga and this day so much…
date: messyfandom: gloomyteens: my sim is on tumblr omg even your fake life has no life OMG
animethug69: cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life
cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life
mature-romantic:mature-romantic:My date’s breasts of are a life force, round, firmly on display to capture her pray. “Now that we’ve had lunch…. Are you ready for me?” Yum…
stlinskim: Listen, dude. I needed a “C” average or above to play baseball. U.S. History was kicking my ass. And I got help, right? What about you, dude? How’s your dating life? “C” average or above? Below. So you need help.
faketual: Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs
Tbh if I'm dating you, my hands will never be off of you.
My husband got his deployment date for next month. Brother in law is off for another six weeks of training for his deployment later this year. And my older sister is getting ready to go to the police academy. Life can move forward really fast sometimes
disposableyoungslut: Even with my sister and I around, my brother still has an active dating life; he just dumps a load in one of us beforehand if he’s feeling nervous and needs to relieve some stress. On the other hand, if everything goes well he’ll
feministfashionista: titshmi: “Plenty of fish in the sea” very accurate representation of my love life Me looking for a prom date
animethug69:cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life
sourcedumal: daniellemertina: blackaudacity: lonewolfwatson: *want i’m clearly derailing, but i feel compelled to point out that i have NEVER NOT ONCE in my entire life heard of a man who prided himself on dating a woman that was a work in progress.
rwby-fan: Jaune and Weiss go out for a date during RT extra life 2015
kira-97: Rupphire Bomb 2, day 2: Date Night~*I feel like they’d love fairs, and Ruby would bet she can win Sapphire all kinds of pizes and miss a tooth after biting too hard while getting an apple out of a barrel with water to win the frog…
hecktickettalks: sfw-rawrcharlierawr replied to your post: shipping rarepairs is hard. it’s hard … in my tomodachi life game pinkie pie is dating tom hiddleston so how’s that for a rarepair NO NOT LOKI JUST TOM HIDDLESTON IT’S DIFFERENT
