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I had been out partying with my two new friends from work when we all got super drunk. My house was nearby so my new BFFs asked if they could sleep over. I told them it wasn’t a good idea as my Dad would probably try to take advantage of them. Instead
vchris1989: I always knew my dad would look hotter as a platinum blonde. It’s only been about a week since I took over his body, but I already think I’m ready to stay in here forever. The poor guy couldn’t do a thing as my semi-intangible form
To illustrate what I wrote before about what I look for during test shoots with new models, here is Heather. She’s undeniably a lovely woman: very tall, naturally thin, blahblahblah. As my dad would say, “A dime a dozen.” Within minutes
daughterlover: I had been out partying with my two new friends from work when we all got super drunk. My house was nearby so my new BFFs asked if they could sleep over. I told them it wasn’t a good idea as my Dad would probably try to take advantage
Every December when I was growing up, my dad would buy me one of those cheap chocolate advent calendars from the grocery store. It was one of my favorite things about Xmas and my reward for having to listen to the Xmas music that I hated but he loved
incestbabydoll: I gave my dad an ultimatum five years ago when I moved out of the house and started life abroad. I offered him my body. Forever. I told him that if he accepted, I would be his and his only, his personal sex slave and cumslut, his submissi
curiousldy45: Kristen had decided today was the day. She knew her mom would be out of the house until much later and her dad would be home early. Wednesdays were his visit clients/work from home day. She had been flaunting herself around him for over
edohio: I never dreamed Dad would be this big
laughliketheresnotomorrow: I shall go there someday! :> I don’t think this is the same place, but there’s a pseudo waterpark/amusement park in Jersey called The Land of Make Believe. It’s the only waterpark my dad would let
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amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. When I was a kid, if I misbehaved, my dad would pick up the phone and threaten to call Santa and tell him to not bring me any toys that year. It was 1000% effective…
tie-dyed0cean: punkrockmomjeans: Best grandma ever. My dad would totally do this hahaha
bubbleant: When I was little I used to love riding these little boats :) Its beautiful. (reminds me of something my dad would paint)
happy-blood: “I was spanked all the time. My dad would, in social situations. When we were in restaurants, if I spilled a glass of water, he’d get me in a headlock and dig his knuckles into my head or smack me in the face. I never understood that,
tastybbc: my dad would beat me silly if he knew i fuck niggas haha
psychofactz: More facts This is touching. Wish my dad would have been apart of my life.
mishawakened-fallen-angel: frustrated-fallen-angel: gallifreyanprincess: insanitymobs: asktheminecrafthuntress: ykfinch: ask-shadefire-midnight-and-elsa: askdiamonddust: funnyandhilarious: New type of airplane… » Oh hell nah! My dad would
sexyhentai12: seriously-disturbed-daddy: She wanted to relive the moment her father and uncle tag teamed and abused her as a little girl. ***VERY HOT*** Wish my dad would do that
lazyanbu: MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS SO WE MADE SOME MORE AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THEN MY DAD JOINED IN Now I’m imagining what these creatures would sound like when they talk…
bdsmafterthoughts: hometownhorror: My dad would have called this “Tuning in Tokyo”. Fantasy Assault or Abduction
I don’t know which is worse: My dad immediately realizing that I’m watching the new Steven Universe episodes as they come out because there’s gayness, or my brother not realizing that and badgering me about why I’m watching a children’s cartoon.I
blazeberg: A recap of every episode of Cake Boss ever This is gonna be a huge project Mom Dirty ice Fondant Wow it’s all really coming together This is gonna be awesome Oh no how are we going to get it through the door Awesome My dad would be proud
Right now I’m on the happy side of remembering Ginger. I sat on this recliner today and my arm was laying on the arm rest and it occurred to me how she would always jump up here. But only if there was a human occupant in the chair. I love her
exeggcute: when I was a kid my dad would sometimes make breakfast ham from one of those round cuts of meat and he’d take care to cut off the ham rind in one continuous piece, so it was like one giant ring, and then he’d call over our dog and make
curveappeal: I’m 19. 5’ 8”, 170 lbs and 43-29-40 :) My parents have always pressured me to lose weight, my dad would point out that I weighed as much as him. It took moving out and living on my own to realize that I’m not fat.
oh god i wish my dad would stop trying to wake me up OVER AND OVER when im really passed out
spaceeyes: back in the old days where dvds were rented from businesses trying to cash in on blockbuster’s success, my dad used to burn the dvds so we’d have our own copy but he’d always have the weirdest label ideas. we would have candid photos
ask-the-french-olive:Cham-Cham : “ If any of y’all need some help to understand my mama, Olive, I and my dad would love to help you. “ Mod : “ Cham is “drinking” sweetened condensed milk. And thank you for the nice messages about Pedro,
spacewillows: this was my desktop image for the longest time and my dad would sigh every time he used my computer
timemachineyeah: huntokar: pardonmewhileipanic: jackpowerx: hellhound-gytrash: letshaveapantsoffdanceoff: motivationforfitness: r-dart: My Dad isn’t a bad person, he’s just… old fashioned. This is so much the outlook by many men on a woman’s
How my dad would walk with us. 😂😂😂he still does this with my daughter and my nephews
slutwifeblog: “my Dad would have a heart attack also…”
kanyewesticle: MY ART TEACHER TOLD OUR CLASS THAT HIS SON ASKED HIM FOR YU-GI-OH CARDS AND HE WAS LIKE SURE AND GOT A PICTURE OF THEM UP ONLINE AND DREW THEM AND PAINTED THEM AND CUT THEM OUT FOR HIM WTF I LAUGH AND GET ANGRY EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT
jskrilla: When I was a kid and my dad would call a restaurant to make an order I used to believe he was saying “I’d like to play señora” instead of “I’d like to place an order”. So for years I used to believe that you had to win that game
kdentxx16: I never thought that my dad would suddenly dive down on my pussy and start licking me. I was even more shocked by the cold water that I spilled splashing on my hot skin.
theysayloveisanocean: I wish my dad would shut the fuck up. It’s too early to put up with his bullshit.
twentysomethinghussy: impatienthearts: This reminds me of Larry Hahaha I’m so glad you remembered my tragic fear of moths. Oh my god my dad would do this
kaijuno:captainmaxatx:kaijuno:My birthday is st Patrick’s day and I’m Irish/Scot so that’s reinforcin o’ the stereotypes day for us and my dad would deadass since I was 12 send me off to school with a thermos of coffee that was like 80% rum on
edens-blog: heartbeatofatimelord: physcoaustin: tardisol: IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS No. Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help
ronansgansey: ronansgansey: my sister texted me telling me that my dad didn’t want to go see magic mike with her because of all the naked men dancing and as an argument he asked my openly gay sister if she would enjoy sitting through a 2 hour movie
jehlousy: For years my dad would travel the world on tour and he would take fantastic photos. I always loved looking at all the photos that he took when he got back home. Just sitting with him and looking at all the stuff he has seen and experienced.
alotofass: Im debating wether i stick this banana in my mouth or my hungry hole! My dad would probably eat it pushed outta my hole! Me meto la banana por la boca o por el hoyo? Mi papa seguramente se la comeria saliendo de mi hoyo! KIK: funtimes2890
harryspenisnose: speed-for-direction: turtleliketurtles: fuckyeahzarry: Dad weeps at daughter’s One Direction joy i am crying this is so cute omg. i love how at the end she’s like “harry smelled really good.” :’) omg my dad would never
imthepunchlord: annleckie: I see no lie. Definitely not. My mom had to tell her friends to stop buying me Barbies because of how I played with them. I ripped their heads off and stuffed them down a hollow crocodile toy I had. My dad would dig them out
incestamy: When I closed my eyes, he went slower. Going deep inside me, then slowly pulling out and repeating. It felt like a dream. A dream I never wanted to end. I worried that if I opened my eyes, my dad would be gone, somewhere with my stepmom,
onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would be in
superior-tech said: If my little bro did that both me and my dad would pick a leg and break it. I yelled but I had to catch myself and even my other younger brother that he stole from decided not to hit him(and that bastard is an anger issue having
goonergirly: simulacrum42: “On a scale of one to ten how fucked are you Daddy? And what can I get you to do just for a taste of my cunt?” I wonder if my dad would fuck me🤔
No there are no stirrups. My dad would take my mother on long rides naked cuffed and gagged
xactoe: i was trying to send a picture to my friends but i accidentally sent it to my family group message instead and it was the worst possible one…
