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My big sister and I always laughed at how over-protective our Dad was with her, but do you think this picture text took it too far? “hey lil bro, how mad do u think dad would get if he saw this? :p”
dadsoncircfun:When I peaked in and saw my oldest son mounting his little brother like a bitch in heat, I was stunned. It was obviously not the first time for either of the boys.
love-the-family: Mom came and asked if it was okay that she saw the news in my room before she went to sleep, Dad watched a match on the tv in the living room.I said okay and moved a little over. I was shocked at what I saw when she sat up in bed. I
fuckyeahtattoos: My butterfly done by Brenna Keffe at Tru Tattoo in Saint Albans Vermont. I saw this tattoo hours after my dad was deployed to Afghanistan I put my parent’s names in it because they are most important to me and both served my country.
familywishes: After dad saw my boyfriend sneaking out my room window, he got so upset he said that if I want to be a slut he will show me what what a real slut is. after 2 hours of pounding I couldnt even make it to my evening class
lovemysis-88: i fall asleep next to our pool and when i woke up i saw my sisters pussy right on my face.. “lick it brother, mom and dad are out until evening”
gaytoonnetwork: Dad greased his cock and pushed two fingers in my pussy. Ever since mom left him, dad lost his job, we had to move in a trailer truck which had just one bed. The only way it can fit both of us is, if we fit together like a jog saw puzzle
graybeards: I watched as, with every bounce of the boat, his package grew in that tiny swimming suit. But it felt hopeless with my dad driving just a few feet away. That all changed when Rob saw me staring at him. He paused for a moment before he spread
larxenesomebody: merlinsfuckingbeard: My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ I then proceeded to show him what was in it He then walked
Infinity War Spoils!!!Just watched that film and oh boy is it good if a bit typical in it’s ex machinas and convenient dumbass characters to ruin the day but my dad was thinkin bout it and thought that actually Dr Strange saw all the way way into the
mind–master: Since Megamind is becoming more appreciated as the masterpiece of cinema it is, here are my favorite lines in no particular order: Metroman’s mom: “Oh, wow! A baby!” Metroman’s dad: “Ah yes, I saw it and thought of you.”Metroman’s
inktober #19 AU where frankenstein was a great dad i saw the recording of this play again on sunday ;w; probably the last time i will see it unless they ever do a dvd ;w; also sorry i’m behind on my inktobers so i’m spamming you today
dadslunch:I walked in the living room, getting ready to leave for school, and saw my dad snap a quick photo of his abnormally large gut, that was also squirming. Faint screaming could be heard but I just assumed it was the TV in the other room.My father
page-of-confidence: Merry fucking Christmas my dad accidentally bought me a crate of hentai because he thought it was anime. Theres 55 fucking dvds in this box. What a time to be alive I coulda sworn I just saw this.
aeroplaneblues: Fantasy Boys I’ve been obsessed with the adventure zone since october? i wanted to make fanart ever since ep 2! but then I saw so much fanart and the podcast got Official Art™ I kinda got discourage. But got back at it and here we
OK SO I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT THE CAT BOXES SO i COULD TAKE THE CAT POOP BAG UPT OTHE GARTAGE TO GET RID OF UIT AND i SAW THAT MY DADS CAR IS IN FRONT OF THE GARAGE AND I HAVE TO MOVE IT BEFORE I MOVE THE ONE IN THE GARAGE. *CRACKS OPEN A BEER*
imthedoctortobiasfunke: inspired—insanity: ejacutastic: loafers my dad just walked in, saw this and nearly pissed his pants laughing so hard. i just had to send the picture to him and now it’s his wallpaper on his phone and HE. KEEPS. SENDING.
mind–master:Since Megamind is becoming more appreciated as the masterpiece of cinema it is, here are my favorite lines in no particular order:Metroman’s mom: “Oh, wow! A baby!” Metroman’s dad: “Ah yes, I saw it and thought of you.”Metroman’s
Tagged by @dildoteamtaskforce Gender: MaleZodiac: Pisces/Aries CuspHeight: 6 foot even. Maybe 6 foot 1 inch?Time: 10:54 PMBirthday: March 20thLast Movie I saw: Thor Ragnarok. I don’t watch many movies. It was playing, and my dad wanted to watch
honeybunnyyy: effnchilly: honeybunnyyy: effnchilly: honeybunnyyy: My dad’s freestyle one-liner on his friend’s shirt. slangism.com Saw this on his ig and still amazed I was too I’ve watched it like a million times lol I know Chicago
xxsarah-swallowxx: edohio753: Once I saw how deep in my daughter I would be I understood why she couldn’t take it all Wish my dad was that big
unstabletattooculture: So I was at Target with my dad when I wondered around and saw this… Its Ryan Fucking Gosling on a Diary … It even says stuff inside it IT GETS BETTER THIS DIARY ACTUALLY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU AND HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAY.
imthather: alferezdanicax: boo-thang: asianchickbby: wtfrancheska: Delicious. deniseanne9: (via missporky) O___O OMG, LOL. O_o Oh my Lord, I’ve seen my dad’s co-worked chop up his hand in the saw machine :( IT WAS NASTY! I felt so bad. i
honky-tonk-badonk-adonk: drimeth-of-bag-end: raideo: thememorythatcarrieson: fuckyesdeadpool: Deadpool LOST MY SHIT AT DEADPOOL WASNT INTERESTED IN REBLOGGING TILL I SAW THE DEADPOOL ONE OMFG My dad found this picture, and tagged me in it on
brandiesnaughtyside: Almost ;) Saw my dad’s bike today.. :( it’s so fucked :(
stevonnie: stevonnie: my dad would make such a good shitposter ok so like. we drove past this place called ‘house of fabric’ or something and he immediately saw it and blurted something along the lines of “the house of fabric! come in today
mynightwing: When I visited my dad in his office, he was stroking his huge cock while starting at a picture laying flat on his desk. Walking closer, I saw that it was a picture of me, so I ripped off my clothes, got on my knees and begged him to cum
bohemu: Pixar: The only company that takes the time to make animated blooper reels. I remember when I saw a Dreamworks blooper reel on the DVD for Shrek and my dad and I were like, “oooh, not just Pixar!” And then it was just…. mistakes in rendering.
sirfrogsworth:I saw this on Reddit and it reminded me of how hard it is to transport my dad to all his appointments. I have to push him in a wheelchair for any long distance and because of stuff like this, I have had to figure out how to pop wheelies,
mynightwing: When I saw the tip of my dad’s dick poke out from his shorts, I begged him to see it. He finally said yes, but when it slapped me in the face, he moaned loudly, and I couldn’t help but touch and lick it.
lordmcenglish: my dad asked if he could check something on my computer and i said ‘if u can dig it’ he didnt know what i meant until he opened it up and saw he didnt even bother looking up what he was going to he just said ‘no’ softly and
daddysdarlingdaughter: I recently saw a text my dad sent to a friend saying “I think my daughter is masturbating at night. Should I tell her I can hear her? Should I just ignore it?” Which got me thinking how hot it was that he could hear me. I got
lovesthecest: My mom came into my room one night while I was on YouTube and pulled my dick out of my pants and sat on it! God that was a great surprise! The better part is my dad could’ve walked in at any time and saw us!
stabs: My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
masterboibinder:bmarg12387:My dad had gone out of town for a week and his business partner came over to use our pool. He was just relaxing getting some sun and as we were talking, I said you want to relax… it feels so good to relax. I saw his body start
iamtonysexual: stabs: My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender “Are you a boy, or a girl?” “I’m a failure.”
daddysdarlingdaughter:I recently saw a text my dad sent to a friend saying “I think my daughter is masturbating at night. Should I tell her I can hear her? Should I just ignore it?” Which got me thinking how hot it was that he could hear me. I got
benepla: hagaegi: hagaegi: i told you i’d set my doorbell to this please reblog this my dad didnt spend โ for nothing i knew what this would be before i even fucking read the description and confirmed it was a doorbell i just saw the speaker
unstabletattooculture: So I was at Target with my dad when I wondered around and saw this… Its Ryan Fucking Gosling on a Diary … It even says stuff inside it IT GETS BETTER THIS DIARY ACTUALLY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU AND HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAY. IT
sonofaghosthunter: phantom-of-the-soundstage: imthedoctortobiasfunke: inspired—insanity: ejacutastic: loafers my dad just walked in, saw this and nearly pissed his pants laughing so hard. i just had to send the picture to him and now it’s his
bambive:My mom sat down in the grass and she took of her beautiful expensive coat. She saw one of her friends and went to say hi. When she came back her coat was gone and she was crying. My mom was searching for her coat, while it was raining. My dad
cravings: I saw him and we were both crying. I got to the front of the aisle like Josh was at one end and I was at the other and I was with my dad and I took a big breath and I locked eyes with Josh and I did not break it. Josh and I looked at each other
Star Trek V - The Final Frontier, is like… the TOS cast Star Trek film i’ve seen the least. I think i’ve only seen it once or twice, and it’s been a long time. Actually come to think of it, i believe i saw it in the theatre with my dad when
deum0s: 19 AND STILL GET GROUNDED ????? See I don’t even have a curfew… They just expect me to not bring in alcohol cu of my dads issues with it and like I had a empty bottle of Bombay in my bag and I guess she saw it when she walked in
mudkips-waffle-house: copper-cable: iamtonysexual: stabs: My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender “Are you a boy, or a girl?” “I’m a failure.”
