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goonparadise: Pretend I’m riding your pole just like this brain dead zombie I’m riding right now…only difference is that you get to see my tits shake!
goonparadise: Pretend I’m riding your pole just like this brain dead zombie I’m riding right now…only difference is that you get to see my tits shake!
schofieldg: Spicy J loves herserf, I would too if I had a body like that.. My brain just suffered a severe setback…it’s going to take me a while to remember who and where I am. Damn, Spicy J is all that.
okay this is officially a problem a problem called i can’t turn my brain off/get it to shut up i am trying so hard to just make it go quiet but if it’s not playing some random song, (not even the whole song, just usually like the same 5 second
cmtyssen: In the vast smorgasbord of fetishes cluttering my brain, school girl uniform are not included. And yet this model is so awesomely cute. I love that skirt. Maybe I just never liked plaid?
forrestyoungtea: watchernow: mysilkfetish is a masturbator, just like us A few days went by, and the sight of my wife having sex on the phone stayed riveted in my brain. More than a few times I sneaked off somewhere and masturbated to the thought
saddestblogger: me: *taking an exam* please focu– my brain: u know how old people say shit like “you’re so cute I could just eat you up”???????? that is some WEIRD shit like..Martha wheres ya deviantart account at lmao me:
I just wanna feel normal again why is my brain like this :(
lisa-ssp-deactivated20210503:Mark why are you like this? 😂😂😂From: Heave Ho MEGA EPISODE w/ Jack, Bob, Wade It mostly comes down to my big brain. But it’s not Sean’s fault he has small brain syndrome. Some people just aren’t cut out for
snipersnuggie: catchanddodge: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: WE JUST SAW PIKACHU IN OSMOSIS JONES???? ?? OH MY GOD??? fucking god its pikachurin a brain protein “Pikachurin is an extracellular matrix-like retinal protein first described in 2008 in
aviculor: brailleoperatic: snipersnuggie: catchanddodge: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: WE JUST SAW PIKACHU IN OSMOSIS JONES???? ?? OH MY GOD??? fucking god its pikachurin a brain protein “Pikachurin is an extracellular matrix-like retinal protein
bumbledeefumble: peachdoxie: bluef00t: “you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific
peachdoxie: bluef00t: “you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific #see also: the
tippingvelvets: me: *finishes one paper* god i’m just so?? really and truly beautiful and intelligent and like…beyond reproach honestly??? where is my throne…where are my millions of dollars….love bein me…..Best Brain Award 2014….
autumnisfortransbians: wall-noise: BRB I JUST REMEMBERED THAT SONIC IS SELLING CORN DOGS FOR 50 CENTS TODAY FOR HALLOWEEN This is Tumblr and I thought you meant the hedgehog and my brain just accepted it like “hell yeah nice”
bluef00t:“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific
snipersnuggie: catchanddodge: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: WE JUST SAW PIKACHU IN OSMOSIS JONES???? ?? OH MY GOD??? fucking god its pikachurin a brain protein “Pikachurin is an extracellular matrix-like retinal protein first described in 2008
rexetto: do you know this when you’re just sitting there and all of a sudden you get otp feels like no brain i don’t want to imagine how my otp is doing cute stuff rn
turing-tested: turing-tested: i just accidentally absentmindedly ate a whole fucking apple. like i didnt even realize i was eating it until it was all gone. one moment it was in my hand and i guess my brain went: C O N S U M E this is the scariest
y-orozuya: “‘A man’s life is like walking down a long road with a load on his shoulders.’… I’d feel so much better if I just got rid of it. But no matter what I can’t bring myself to do it. Without those guys, walking down this road would
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toxicrocket: impossiblyequalivant: supamuthafuckinvillain:casualphoenix: THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN Trip The hellll I just woke up. Like, what the heck?! Stop screwing with me! lol
arnold-ziffel:She knew exactly how to scramble my brain… when she said… “Here…smell…”After 34k likes and being approved by the censors the original post is still there but Tumblr decided to just make it so the video won’t play.Gonna give
watchernow: mysilkfetish is a masturbator, just like us A few days went by, and the sight of my wife having sex on the phone stayed riveted in my brain. More than a few times I sneaked off somewhere and masturbated to the thought of watching her without
forrestyoungtea: watchernow: mysilkfetish is a masturbator, just like us A few days went by, and the sight of my wife having sex on the phone stayed riveted in my brain. More than a few times I sneaked off somewhere and masturbated to the thought of
Damn today has been a roller coaster. What I wouldn’t give for an actual distraction. Like it’s sitting in my brain. I need to sleep. I just want to not be alone after all that. What I really want is dove. But that’s gonna happen for
Brain is being weird. Just realized I forgot my meds today. Got homework due in three hours. Today was wasted. I’ve had about 800c today. Like I know that isn’t enough but I prepared food for the week, not the weekend. I was doing good and
carrotmuffintop:I might like stuffed bellies the most but I also like bellies just as they are too. They’re like, the cutest body part there is! It doesn’t matter if they’re chubby or skinny, I see one and my brain does the windows XP shutdown sound
bpdbot:my favorite mood is when i say i’m bored and someone’s like “just do something!” and then my brain feels like it’s lighting itself on fire
ursulaklegun:ursulaklegun:Being Palestinian or caring about Palestine and discussing it on the Internet is just. Witnessing the same bullshit over and over again Palestinian in Palestine: this is what my conditions are like Some shit-for-brains chauvinist
teaboot: owlpellet:just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine
sillysexystupid: sillysexystupid: I don’t know. I just liked these. I like how my lipstick is perfect in the first picture and a mess in the second one. Fucking my throat is my favorite way to turn off my brain (๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑) I also really like
dystopiantt: ◔ I just can’t… My mind is like, boobs… AND donuts… (brain suddenly explodes)
katiecassidy: “I have an internal protectiveness where it’s like, if it comes to just me, as frightened as I am of losing someone I love or things going sour or simply being alone, there is a dark place in my brain where I’m like, It could
adonaiss: being mentally ill is so tiring even when you’re not doing anything like damn I’m just sitting here and my brain wears me out
bean-pd: i hate when i start getting mad or angry at something bc then my Hell Brain is like “oh we’re getting mad? MAXIMUM ANGER” and i’m just in this fucking rage and i’m ready to kill a man or 29
science people help: you know how the feeling of love is basically just chemicals in your brain? what if you made a machine that makes your brain have those chemicals, would you eventually start feeling in love with the machine even when it wasn’t
lilanalwhores: Wow she looks just like my boss! Beat part is…i wanna fuck her brains out so this def does some justice haha
jcmeskirk: depression after years of having it isn’t even sadness it’s just being exhausted and being allowed one (1) emotion a week and sometimes your brain is like “die” and you’re like “shut up brad” more often when my brain starts its
My brain feels like it just short circuited And my right thumb is all twitchy My right side is literally vibrating
mckenziepr: just another taste before we get ready for work? Hunnie we are gonna be late for work today. Question is do you wanna be able to walk or do you wanna call in sick so I can fuck your brains out. My Archive Check out My Likes
I like the part where you’ve been locked & teased till your brain is mush. Then I hurt you, and you’re so happy just to have my touch.
goodgirlsdoresearch:There is so much to worry about I can’t even grasp what to start worrying about. My brain feels like… what it looks like when you don’t have an eraser or patience so you just scribble it out. Usually the next step
Crappy gryphon i scribbled in like 20 minutes… i just had to get it out. Gilda sat on my brain and is currently wriggling her butt back and forth, rubbing her juicy henparts all up in my cortex and shamelessly basting my marbles Yeah it’s
i had a dream so dumB last night i just got up and was like “no”
korrology: “the natural order is disorder” is still clanking around in my brain like thats so FUCKING TRUE MAN HE JUST DEMOLISHED ALL STRUCTURED LIFE WITH THAT ONE SENTENCE